May 25, 2010 at 9:12 am
Grant Fritchey (5/25/2010)
I haven't been posting here at the water cooler because, frankly, I was appalled at how many posts I had here. But I have to share this one because it just made me a bit angry. And I'm sure I'm not supposed to post like that, but I just couldn't help it.
I already did one of those today. That's my limit.
That's my two posts to the water cooler this week. See you guys next week.
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May 25, 2010 at 9:12 am
Grant Fritchey (5/25/2010)
I haven't been posting here at the water cooler because, frankly, I was appalled at how many posts I had here. But I have to share this one because it just made me a bit angry. And I'm sure I'm not supposed to post like that, but I just couldn't help it.
I can't help but treat him bad.
He always finds a way to make me angry.
I should avoid him completely.
-- Gianluca Sartori
May 25, 2010 at 9:14 am
Steve Jones - Editor (5/25/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/25/2010)
LOLOAQICI82QB4IPOK, I'm lost again
It's an addiction. He's losing sight of reality 😉
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May 25, 2010 at 9:18 am
Gianluca Sartori (5/25/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/25/2010)
I haven't been posting here at the water cooler because, frankly, I was appalled at how many posts I had here. But I have to share this one because it just made me a bit angry. And I'm sure I'm not supposed to post like that, but I just couldn't help it.I can't help but treat him bad.
He always finds a way to make me angry.
I should avoid him completely.
How on goddess' green earth do you get to be an MC flipping A and not have a full understanding of natural & artificial keys?
AAARARRRRRRGGGHHH!
Violating my two post rule for a good reason.
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May 25, 2010 at 9:19 am
I can't understand why limiting posts here is so important.
Am I missing something?
-- Gianluca Sartori
May 25, 2010 at 9:20 am
Gianluca Sartori (5/25/2010)
I can't understand why limiting posts here is so important.Am I missing something?
Grant's just trying to get real work done.
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May 25, 2010 at 9:24 am
Grant Fritchey (5/25/2010)
I haven't been posting here at the water cooler because, frankly, I was appalled at how many posts I had here. But I have to share this one because it just made me a bit angry. And I'm sure I'm not supposed to post like that, but I just couldn't help it.
That guy has been around here for a very long time..... He should know better...
-Roy
May 25, 2010 at 9:43 am
Steve Jones - Editor (5/25/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/25/2010)
I can't understand why limiting posts here is so important.Am I missing something?
Grant's just trying to get real work done.
Ah, that's ok. I thought it was something wrong with The Thread...
-- Gianluca Sartori
May 25, 2010 at 9:54 am
Grant Fritchey (5/25/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/25/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/25/2010)
I haven't been posting here at the water cooler because, frankly, I was appalled at how many posts I had here. But I have to share this one because it just made me a bit angry. And I'm sure I'm not supposed to post like that, but I just couldn't help it.I can't help but treat him bad.
He always finds a way to make me angry.
I should avoid him completely.
How on goddess' green earth do you get to be an MC flipping A and not have a full understanding of natural & artificial keys?
AAARARRRRRRGGGHHH!
Violating my two post rule for a good reason.
He's an MCA? I am somewhat stunned. Then again, MS is doing away with that certification.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 25, 2010 at 9:56 am
CirquedeSQLeil (5/25/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/25/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/25/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/25/2010)
I haven't been posting here at the water cooler because, frankly, I was appalled at how many posts I had here. But I have to share this one because it just made me a bit angry. And I'm sure I'm not supposed to post like that, but I just couldn't help it.I can't help but treat him bad.
He always finds a way to make me angry.
I should avoid him completely.
How on goddess' green earth do you get to be an MC flipping A and not have a full understanding of natural & artificial keys?
AAARARRRRRRGGGHHH!
Violating my two post rule for a good reason.
He's an MCA? I am somewhat stunned. Then again, MS is doing away with that certification.
I've always thought MCA stands for Ministry of Corporate Affairs :hehe:
BTW is that the P.h.d candidate
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May 25, 2010 at 10:02 am
Disappointment is somehow commensurated to expectations.
His signature sets a quite high expectiation.
I would change signature into "Absolute noob", so that every time he gets it right turns into a nice surprise.
-- Gianluca Sartori
May 25, 2010 at 10:10 am
CirquedeSQLeil (5/25/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/25/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/25/2010)
LOLOAQICI82QB4IPOK, I'm lost again
It's an addiction. He's losing sight of reality 😉
You're a bit behind, Jase.
LOLO = 'ello, ello...
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May 25, 2010 at 10:12 am
Grant Fritchey (5/25/2010)
How on goddess' green earth do you get to be an MC flipping A and not have a full understanding of natural & artificial keys?
MCA, in this case, stands for Master of Computer Application, a Masters level degree offered by Indian universities. It's not the Microsoft cert.
The question still stands how one gets a master's degree in computing with some of the problems he's shown though...
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May 25, 2010 at 10:28 am
Chris Morris-439714 (5/25/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (5/25/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/25/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/25/2010)
LOLOAQICI82QB4IPOK, I'm lost again
It's an addiction. He's losing sight of reality 😉
You're a bit behind, Jase.
LOLO = 'ello, ello...
K - computer browser hung while posting that.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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May 25, 2010 at 10:29 am
I don't understand how he got any degree with the lack of desire/ability to look things up himself.
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