Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Jeff Moden (7/6/2010)


    ...the only reason why I know how to write one (or at least I think I know how to write one :hehe:)...

    The cursor you wrote is a FAST_FORWARD one (in effect) - you would need to add the STATIC keyword to make it go just that little bit less slowly 😎

    You can take some pride in that. 😛

  • David Burrows (7/6/2010)


    Jeff Moden (7/6/2010)


    If you take a look at the rest of that post, it's saying "Don't use cursors" 72 different ways.

    Making excuses after the fact does not excuse you :Whistling:

    Heh... yeah, you're right... "I've been a baaaadddd boy!" 😛

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  • Paul White NZ (7/6/2010)


    Jeff Moden (7/6/2010)


    ...the only reason why I know how to write one (or at least I think I know how to write one :hehe:)...

    The cursor you wrote is a FAST_FORWARD one (in effect) - you would need to add the STATIC keyword to make it go just that little bit less slowly 😎

    You can take some pride in that. 😛

    Oddly enough, I'd heard that Forward_Only Read_Only was faster than Fast_Forward. Heh.... guess what I'm NOT going to test. :hehe:

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • Jeff Moden (7/6/2010)


    Oddly enough, I'd heard that Forward_Only Read_Only was faster than Fast_Forward. Heh.... guess what I'm NOT going to test. :hehe:

    Yep, but you also need to specify STATIC for that to be true. Otherwise, your FORWARD_ONLY, READ_ONLY combo *is* a FAST_FORWARD cursor. I tested it so you don't have to ;c)

    See http://sqlblog.com/blogs/hugo_kornelis/archive/2007/11/21/curious-cursor-optimization-options.aspx

    I think that's the thing you were referring to.

    edit:

  • will you guys cut this crap out? If I wanted to LEARN, I'd go somewhere else...:-D:hehe:

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  • jcrawf02 (7/6/2010)


    will you guys cut this crap out? If I wanted to LEARN, I'd go somewhere else...:-D:hehe:

    RotFL 😀

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  • Paul White NZ (7/6/2010)


    Jeff Moden (7/6/2010)


    Oddly enough, I'd heard that Forward_Only Read_Only was faster than Fast_Forward. Heh.... guess what I'm NOT going to test. :hehe:

    Yep, but you also need to specify STATIC for that to be true. Otherwise, your FORWARD_ONLY, READ_ONLY combo *is* a FAST_FORWARD cursor. I tested it so you don't have to ;c)

    See http://sqlblog.com/blogs/hugo_kornelis/archive/2007/11/21/curious-cursor-optimization-options.aspx

    I think that's the thing you were referring to.

    edit:

    BWAA-HAAA!!!!! WHOOOOOOOIIIIIEEEE!!!! Ya just gotta love it when a bunch of SQL Server MVP's try to optimizer cursors!

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • tosscrosby (7/2/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (7/1/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (7/1/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (6/30/2010)


    GabyYYZ (6/30/2010)


    Happy Canada Day for all Canadians north of the 49th and in the diaspora!

    Is it not Canada Day for Canadians in Canada south of the 49th?

    It felt like a regular work day for me.

    How y'all doin, eh?

    Welcome back

    Alvin was gone? 😀

    I still am. :hehe:



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  • Alvin Ramard (7/6/2010)


    tosscrosby (7/2/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (7/1/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (7/1/2010)


    Stefan Krzywicki (6/30/2010)


    GabyYYZ (6/30/2010)


    Happy Canada Day for all Canadians north of the 49th and in the diaspora!

    Is it not Canada Day for Canadians in Canada south of the 49th?

    It felt like a regular work day for me.

    How y'all doin, eh?

    Welcome back

    Alvin was gone? 😀

    I still am. :hehe:

    Actually, I was never here. 😀

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  • WayneS (7/5/2010)


    Since there's a bit of talk going on about topics to present and such, I'd like to get some input from some of the Threadizens...

    I've been contemplating making a presentation to the UG based on the Comparing Table Variables with Temporary Tables article[/url] that I wrote last year - do you'll think that this would make a good presentation?

    YES

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (7/6/2010)


    WayneS (7/5/2010)


    Since there's a bit of talk going on about topics to present and such, I'd like to get some input from some of the Threadizens...

    I've been contemplating making a presentation to the UG based on the Comparing Table Variables with Temporary Tables article[/url] that I wrote last year - do you'll think that this would make a good presentation?

    YES

    Yes... especially with code examples.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • Jeff Moden (7/6/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (7/6/2010)


    WayneS (7/5/2010)


    Since there's a bit of talk going on about topics to present and such, I'd like to get some input from some of the Threadizens...

    I've been contemplating making a presentation to the UG based on the Comparing Table Variables with Temporary Tables article[/url] that I wrote last year - do you'll think that this would make a good presentation?

    YES

    Yes... especially with code examples.

    Hmm, now I need to figure out how to not be boring...

    Do you think the code examples in the article are sufficient, or do I need to do more?

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  • WayneS (7/6/2010)


    Jeff Moden (7/6/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (7/6/2010)


    WayneS (7/5/2010)


    Since there's a bit of talk going on about topics to present and such, I'd like to get some input from some of the Threadizens...

    I've been contemplating making a presentation to the UG based on the Comparing Table Variables with Temporary Tables article[/url] that I wrote last year - do you'll think that this would make a good presentation?

    YES

    Yes... especially with code examples.

    Hmm, now I need to figure out how to not be boring...

    Do you think the code examples in the article are sufficient, or do I need to do more?

    Assuming a one hour presentation... Yeah, I'd add a lot more scripts. But then, I prefer presenting with scripts to presenting with slides. I talk and show code. My slides are just place holders. It really depends on how you want to present the info.

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  • Grant Fritchey (7/7/2010)


    WayneS (7/6/2010)


    Jeff Moden (7/6/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (7/6/2010)


    WayneS (7/5/2010)


    Since there's a bit of talk going on about topics to present and such, I'd like to get some input from some of the Threadizens...

    I've been contemplating making a presentation to the UG based on the Comparing Table Variables with Temporary Tables article[/url] that I wrote last year - do you'll think that this would make a good presentation?

    YES

    Yes... especially with code examples.

    Hmm, now I need to figure out how to not be boring...

    Do you think the code examples in the article are sufficient, or do I need to do more?

    Assuming a one hour presentation... Yeah, I'd add a lot more scripts. But then, I prefer presenting with scripts to presenting with slides. I talk and show code. My slides are just place holders. It really depends on how you want to present the info.

    Interesting how today's QotD[/url] fell right in line with this topic... good example of one of the differences.

    Wayne
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    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • I'm completely missing the point of the questioner over here. Can someone else give them a hand maybe?

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