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  • July 9, 2010 at 9:37 am

    #1190880

    Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Alvin?

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  • July 9, 2010 at 9:41 am

    #1190881

    The Dixie Flatline (7/9/2010)

    Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Alvin?

    Maybe. 😀 :w00t:


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  • July 9, 2010 at 9:53 am

    #1190893

    I think Alvin has pondered that quite often. He's used "Flux Capacitor" four times this year in this thread.

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  • July 9, 2010 at 9:56 am

    #1190894

    Steve Jones - Editor (7/9/2010)

    I think Alvin has pondered that quite often. He's used "Flux Capacitor" four times this year in this thread.

    ... but who's counting, except for Steve? 😛


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  • July 9, 2010 at 10:04 am

    #1190899

    Actually I can't count. But I can query.

    3 times in Feb 2010, 1 time today 😛

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  • July 9, 2010 at 10:07 am

    #1190904

    Steve Jones - Editor (7/9/2010)

    Actually I can't count. But I can query.

    3 times in Feb 2010, 1 time today 😛

    That's what I figured, well, at least the querying part. 😀


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  • July 9, 2010 at 10:31 am

    #1190916

    It was interesting to query things. Fortunately SSMS has that row number thing on the left to help with the counting 🙂

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  • July 9, 2010 at 10:32 am

    #1190918

    Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

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  • July 9, 2010 at 10:47 am

    #1190926

    CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)

    Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

    Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.


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  • July 9, 2010 at 10:50 am

    #1190929

    Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)

    CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)

    Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

    Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

    Nor I, though I will if you want :w00t:

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  • July 9, 2010 at 10:55 am

    #1190937

    Steve Jones - Editor (7/9/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)

    CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)

    Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

    Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

    Nor I, though I will if you want :w00t:

    That sounds like a deal.

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  • July 9, 2010 at 10:56 am

    #1190938

    The Dixie Flatline (7/9/2010)

    Does the plan involve a fiber-optic laser assembler?

    I still prefer the disassemblers, much less to clean up afterwards.

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  • July 9, 2010 at 11:02 am

    #1190942

    Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)

    CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)

    Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

    Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

    What's wrong with your signature? 😛

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • July 9, 2010 at 11:10 am

    #1190946

    Gianluca Sartori (7/9/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)

    CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)

    Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

    Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

    What's wrong with your signature? 😛

    Maybe he's intending to sing it in sign language.

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  • July 9, 2010 at 11:28 am

    #1190960

    GilaMonster (7/9/2010)

    Gianluca Sartori (7/9/2010)

    Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)

    CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)

    Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

    Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

    What's wrong with your signature? 😛

    Maybe he's intending to sing it in sign language.

    That was my understanding. Not sure what I would hear though if he sung it in sign language. :unsure:

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