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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184388 More actions · Answer 1

Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)

CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)

Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

I've never heard any "sign":w00t:

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 2

Jack Corbett (7/9/2010)

Alvin Ramard (7/9/2010)

CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)

Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

Did you mean a Christmas song? I could probably write one, but, trust me, you do not want to hear me sign it.

I've never heard any "sign":w00t:

My signing is better than my singing so I just thought I'd be nice to you guys. 🙂

Edit: ooops, that should have been "guys and gals"

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53353 More actions · Answer 3

Good that you included gals. Very bad to give offense.

At least one practices with edged weapons... and fiber-optic laser disassemblers. She showed remarkable restraint against the vuvuzelas. I was checking the news every day expecting to read about carnage in the streets.

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 4

CirquedeSQLeil (7/9/2010)

Alvin will soon be making a christmas soon that involves flux capacitors, pork chops, and bears

Do forget the hampster poo... flux capacitor just isn't the same without it.

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53353 More actions · Answer 5

Jeff, you have hp on the brain.

You need to clean the cages out more often ,,, or naybe less often. 😛

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 6

The Dixie Flatline (7/9/2010)

Jeff, you have hp on the brain.

You need to clean the cages out more often ,,, or naybe less often. 😛

Heh... of just stop sniffing the vapors. 😀

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 7

Interesting... PASS accepted my abstract on the Tally Table session. I'm actually a bit surprised at that. I had also submitted an abstract on a new way to do hierarchies that pretty much blows away the HierarchyID datatype and even the "Nested Set" method but that didn't make it even though I thought it was much more interesting. It's ok, though. Looks like I'm going to PASS this year and the Hierarchy session will make a dandy article on SSC.

Looking forward to meeting you folks in person.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 8

Ah.... just found another email from Elena... the Tally Table session in "Approved" and the Hierarchy session has been labeled as an "Alternate" in case someone has a problem and can't present. Looks like the SSC article is going to have to wait. 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 728159 More actions · Answer 9

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July 9, 2010 at 4:32 pm

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Congrats, Jeff. Looking forward to meeting you as well

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 10

Jeff Moden (7/9/2010)

Ah.... just found another email from Elena... the Tally Table session in "Approved" and the Hierarchy session has been labeled as an "Alternate" in case someone has a problem and can't present. Looks like the SSC article is going to have to wait. 😛

That kinda sucks. I hope somebody cancels so the Hierarchy session can be presented.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 11

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July 9, 2010 at 5:09 pm

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Oh and Congrats Jeff.

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53353 More actions · Answer 12

Congrats, Jeff. I will bring a big bag of peanuts to your session so your SSC fans can throw them at you if you mention Hamster Poo.

I'm off to see Jimmy Buffett on the beach. Y'all have a great weekend.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 13

The Dixie Flatline (7/9/2010)

Congrats, Jeff. I will bring a big bag of peanuts to your session so your SSC fans can throw them at you if you mention Hamster Poo.

I'm off to see Jimmy Buffett on the beach. Y'all have a great weekend.

Peanuts?

Pork Chops is more appropriate:-D

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 14

Congratulations Jeff. Hopefully I'll be there for the presentation.

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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 15

The Dixie Flatline (7/9/2010)

Congrats, Jeff. I will bring a big bag of peanuts to your session so your SSC fans can throw them at you if you mention Hamster Poo.

I'm off to see Jimmy Buffett on the beach. Y'all have a great weekend.

You could bring a bag of hampster poo. 😀

Alvin Ramard
Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

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