Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • WayneS (11/8/2010)


    Interesting - I always thought that when creating a procedure with parameters, that all of the parameters were to be in a set of parenthesis. I never knew the parenthesis were optional...

    That's functions. I never used parentheses with procedures until a year or so ago when I noticed someone doing it. I've sort of adopted it since then for consistency's sake...

  • GabyYYZ (11/8/2010)


    GilaMonster (11/8/2010)


    Does this count? http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1017255-1292-1.aspx

    Handled with the patience of Job...(or was that resignation).

    The latter.

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  • Craig Farrell (11/8/2010)


    GilaMonster (11/8/2010)


    Does this count? http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1017255-1292-1.aspx

    Been guilty of that a few times myself. Service Broker was my last occurence of that.

    I did much the same with service broker. Tried it cross instance first then, when I just couldn't get the messages to send, moved back to a single instance. I think there's a difference between reading up on something and then trying the hardest option first and trying something simple and not even trying to find simple syntax mistakes.

    I'm betting you did some investigation before going to the other DBA.

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  • Paul White NZ (11/8/2010)


    WayneS (11/8/2010)


    Interesting - I always thought that when creating a procedure with parameters, that all of the parameters were to be in a set of parenthesis. I never knew the parenthesis were optional...

    That's functions. I never used parentheses with procedures until a year or so ago when I noticed someone doing it. I've sort of adopted it since then for consistency's sake...

    I think I'll do the same, I haven't been using them at all, but it makes more sense (now anyway it'll probably bother me if I don't :-P)

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  • Minor derail. I wrote up an article in the editor here that I'm working on. I'm not sure how to give a link or visibility to another for review. For those that have worked with it before, how do you go about allowing another to proofread it? Just copy/paste to a text file and email it?


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  • Craig Farrell (11/8/2010)


    Minor derail. I wrote up an article in the editor here that I'm working on. I'm not sure how to give a link or visibility to another for review. For those that have worked with it before, how do you go about allowing another to proofread it? Just copy/paste to a text file and email it?

    Just put it into a text editor and email it.

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (11/8/2010)


    Craig Farrell (11/8/2010)


    Minor derail. I wrote up an article in the editor here that I'm working on. I'm not sure how to give a link or visibility to another for review. For those that have worked with it before, how do you go about allowing another to proofread it? Just copy/paste to a text file and email it?

    Just put it into a text editor and email it.

    Was afraid of that, the encoding doesn't seem to behave well for fonts/headers. Recommendations on keeping that straight?


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  • Forget the online text editor... put it into a word document. Steve will convert it.

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  • WayneS (11/8/2010)


    Forget the online text editor... put it into a word document. Steve will convert it.

    NOW you tell me... πŸ˜›


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  • Jeff - you replaced a SharePoint 2010 presentation that was moved to Thursday. It seems to have replaced a session on High Performance Functions.

    If I'm able to make it to your session (I was scheduled to be elsewhere), I'll be the one asking Sharepoint questions every 5 minutes πŸ˜›

    Chad

  • WayneS (11/8/2010)


    Forget the online text editor... put it into a word document. Steve will convert it.

    Seriously?

    I have always converted it myself.

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  • WayneS (11/8/2010)


    Forget the online text editor... put it into a word document. Steve will convert it.

    Yeah, it's only the uninitiated (and those have far too much spare time) who use that blasted online editor junk. πŸ˜‰ :hehe:

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  • I've written mine in Word.

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  • Colour Ereader announced (newscientist.com). I know there are interested folks here - you can now buy one.

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  • Chris Morris-439714 (11/9/2010)


    [-- link deleted --] I know there are interested folks here - you can now buy one.

    What a useless write up that was. You think they could have mentioned the size of the display!!

    OH OH. Anti-virus just picked up something on my computer. Computer stopped responding as I went to that page.

    Delete that link!!!!!



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