March 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm
SQL Saturday lists Jack slightly below 5' 7"
I'll claim 6', but I think I'm 5.9999' tall 🙂
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March 24, 2009 at 6:35 am
I guess I am the shortest here...:-) I am just 5'6". 😀
The chance of meeting anyone from THE THREAD is very remote for me since I am not in the US. 🙁
-Roy
March 24, 2009 at 6:41 am
Roy Ernest (3/24/2009)
I guess I am the shortest here...:-) I am just 5'6". 😀The chance of meeting anyone from THE THREAD is very remote for me since I am not in the US. 🙁
Well, if you're just going by height, I got you beat, Roy, I'm 5'1". But then, I'm a girl so if you're going for the shortest male on The Thread, you might be the winner.
As meeting anyone on the Thread... well... if someone goes for a vacation... it is possible for them to visit. 😉 I'm in the Tampa area, it's not that long a plane flight. Or cruise. :smooooth:
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March 24, 2009 at 6:48 am
Then I think I will win the Shortest Male here. 🙂
I dont travel to US because of all the hassle with Visa and all that. Its too much of head ache to get a visa to US. Europe is quite easy for me. But US, Its too much. :crazy:
-Roy
March 24, 2009 at 6:53 am
Roy Ernest (3/24/2009)
Then I think I will win the Shortest Male here. 🙂I dont travel to US because of all the hassle with Visa and all that. Its too much of head ache to get a visa to US. Europe is quite easy for me. But US, Its too much. :crazy:
Sorry Roy, but the onlyway I would get to 5'6" is with platform shoes. I'd be happy to be called 5'4".
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March 24, 2009 at 7:09 am
Dagnamit, I loose that one as well.....:crying:
How many of you all travel to Europe for Pass?
-Roy
March 24, 2009 at 7:15 am
To steal from Ron White: I'm anywhere from 5'10" to 6'2", depending on which convenience store I'm leaving. 🙂
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March 24, 2009 at 7:24 am
Hahahaha Lynn, Maybe you should not have put Drop Table statements in the end. :hehe:
Maybe you should edit your post and state that you should not use the Drop Table statements. 😉
-Roy
March 24, 2009 at 7:57 am
Lynn Pettis (3/24/2009)
Is it me or are the people we are trying to help just getting dumber, or do we need to start commenting are code a lot more heavily?
I think that would have required some pretty heavy commenting.
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March 24, 2009 at 8:09 am
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Roy Ernest (3/24/2009)
I guess I am the shortest here...:-) I am just 5'6". 😀The chance of meeting anyone from THE THREAD is very remote for me since I am not in the US. 🙁
Well, if you're just going by height, I got you beat, Roy, I'm 5'1". But then, I'm a girl so if you're going for the shortest male on The Thread, you might be the winner.
As meeting anyone on the Thread... well... if someone goes for a vacation... it is possible for them to visit. 😉 I'm in the Tampa area, it's not that long a plane flight. Or cruise. :smooooth:
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March 24, 2009 at 8:16 am
Lynn Pettis (3/24/2009)
Is it me or are the people we are trying to help just getting dumber, or do we need to start commenting are code a lot more heavily?
Hell yeah - but at least this guy's honest about it :hehe:
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March 24, 2009 at 8:17 am
Roy Ernest (3/24/2009)
Hahahaha Lynn, Maybe you should not have put Drop Table statements in the end. :hehe:Maybe you should edit your post and state that you should not use the Drop Table statements. 😉
I can see the thread...
I URGENTLY need some SQL to do .... to all our historical data....
Try this test code
create table test ...insert test ....
select ... from test
update test ....
drop table test
HELP!
I changed the name 'test' to our archive table and tried your code after deleting the create statement because our archive already exists and I got an error and now I can't find the data!
By the way, what does the statement 'drop table' do? I use SSMS to create, edit and delete tables.
Please! This is our master production database!
You should have been working on a copy! You'll have to restore from a backup.
What is a backup and where do I find it?
Unfortunately, there are probably people out there....:w00t:
Derek
March 24, 2009 at 8:21 am
Lynn Pettis (3/24/2009)
Is it me or are the people we are trying to help just getting dumber, or do we need to start commenting are code a lot more heavily?
I've had the same issue where I had about 5 more posts just to explain the test data and I commented that it created test data.
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March 24, 2009 at 8:27 am
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Lynn Pettis (3/24/2009)
Is it me or are the people we are trying to help just getting dumber, or do we need to start commenting are code a lot more heavily?Hell yeah - but at least this guy's honest about it :hehe:
Well, he is honest with us. But I have a feeling he is sitting someplace doing a test.... 🙂
-Roy
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