Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    CONGRATULATIONS

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  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    Yay!!!! :w00t: 😎 :w00t: 😎 :w00t: 😎

    Given that and, seeing as you have my avatar (still), you can answer all the questions here for the next week. As a reward, you see... πŸ˜€

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  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    Way to go, Jack !

    Congratulations

    Johan

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  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    CONGRATS and well deserved!!



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  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    Congrats Jack!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    You already have.;-)

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  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    Congratulations! Well deserved!

  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    Congratulations! Well deserved!

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  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    Congrats Jack , Good work



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  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    WHOOP!!!!

    Well done & congratulations.

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  • Evil Kraig F (10/1/2011)


    Lynn Pettis (9/30/2011)


    Okay, for $250 - $750 USD I want the following:

    Need Software with following modules and features...

    ... an entire software suite from the land of the gods...

    If you are willing to to do this, go here.

    The scarier part is he's got 8 bids already. I can only imagine what the quality of that is going to be like.

    Imagine?

    No need to imagine - seen it all too often.

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  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    Congrats

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    Congratulations Jack

    Tom

  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    Congratulations, Jack.

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    Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    I just hope I can honor that award the way that all the MVP's on here already do!

    Yay!!!! :w00t: 😎 :w00t: 😎 :w00t: 😎

    Given that and, seeing as you have my avatar (still), you can answer all the questions here for the next week. As a reward, you see... πŸ˜€

    Thanks.

    I'll answer all I have time for and I can. There are an awful lot of questions I can't answer.

    Jack Corbett
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  • Thanks for the congratulations all.

    It's nice to be recognized, but I also know that when I've been in the room with MVP's and the people I've met from this thread, I'm usually the least knowledgeable person in the room. The more I learn, the more I find out I have left to learn.

    Whatever I do know I'm willing to share though.

    Jack Corbett
    Consultant - Straight Path Solutions
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