Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Note to self: Turn off actual execution plan option before running a million counter loop.

    Gaby
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  • GabyYYZ (11/18/2011)


    Note to self: Turn off actual execution plan option before running a million counter loop.

    Oh WHY?, does it crash somewhere :-D.

    Edti how to make 2 typpos in1 owrd.

  • Ninja's_RGR'us (11/18/2011)


    GabyYYZ (11/18/2011)


    Note to self: Turn off actual execution plan option before running a million counter loop.

    Oh WHY?, doesn't it crashe somewhere :-D.

    I saw what I had done, killed the transaction, but it was hanging. I HOPE it was writing to my desktop instead of the production server, so killed all connections from my desktop. It wasn't a brief moment of terror...fortunately, it's not a critical table.

    Gaby
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    "In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."
    - Albert Einstein

  • :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Just passed 70-451. Now I have all exam pre-req's for 88-970 done... just not sure I'm ready for that one yet though.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • WayneS (11/18/2011)


    :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Just passed 70-451. Now I have all exam pre-req's for 88-970 done... just not sure I'm ready for that one yet though.

    Congratulations! The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

  • That's just too funny (today's post)!

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1208527.aspx

  • Chad Crawford (11/18/2011)


    The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

    What $19 000 price tag? The knowledge exam is $500, the lab exam is $2000. The expensive part is finding good enough training.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (11/18/2011)


    Chad Crawford (11/18/2011)


    The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

    What $19 000 price tag? The knowledge exam is $500, the lab exam is $2000. The expensive part is finding good enough training.

    I think Chad is thinking of the old way, where you had to go to MS for a 3 week training period. Even so, I believe that was $15K. But yep, the cost for the exam is "just" $500.

    What might also be a consideration is the testing location... there are just two in all of VA (thankfully one is just 2 miles from work). Not sure where you can do 88-971 (lab) at - it's not showing up on Prometric's site yet. But... I've got a long way to go before I'm ready for either one of these.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • WayneS (11/18/2011)


    GilaMonster (11/18/2011)


    Chad Crawford (11/18/2011)


    The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

    What $19 000 price tag? The knowledge exam is $500, the lab exam is $2000. The expensive part is finding good enough training.

    I think Chad is thinking of the old way, where you had to go to MS for a 3 week training period. Even so, I believe that was $15K.

    $18k (for normal people, MVPs got a substantial discount)

    But yep, the cost for the exam is "just" $500.

    The first exam. There are 2.

    What might also be a consideration is the testing location... there are just two in all of VA (thankfully one is just 2 miles from work). Not sure where you can do 88-971 (lab) at - it's not showing up on Prometric's site yet.

    There's none in Australia at all iirc. 1 in Africa (the continent of), it's 15 min away from me. Lab exam is at a secure prometric site, I suspect you call and ask.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (11/18/2011)


    WayneS (11/18/2011)


    GilaMonster (11/18/2011)


    Chad Crawford (11/18/2011)


    The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

    What $19 000 price tag? The knowledge exam is $500, the lab exam is $2000. The expensive part is finding good enough training.

    I think Chad is thinking of the old way, where you had to go to MS for a 3 week training period. Even so, I believe that was $15K.

    $18k (for normal people, MVPs got a substantial discount)

    But yep, the cost for the exam is "just" $500.

    The first exam. There are 2.

    What might also be a consideration is the testing location... there are just two in all of VA (thankfully one is just 2 miles from work). Not sure where you can do 88-971 (lab) at - it's not showing up on Prometric's site yet.

    There's none in Australia at all iirc. 1 in Africa (the continent of), it's 15 min away from me. Lab exam is at a secure prometric site, I suspect you call and ask.

    There's no way that kind of a price tag would ever be worth it to me. Getting a certification isn't going to increase my salary by $20K a year and it'd have to pay for itself in less time than that if I'm going to be getting multiple certifications.

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  • Which is why they changed it from 3 weeks of training and exams to just two exams. Training's now completely up to you to figure out.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Ninja's_RGR'us (11/18/2011)


    That's just too funny (today's post)!

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1208527.aspx

    Well, I've seen something like what Isabella describe on a development toy server. :laugh:

    But I can't imagine it on a proper test server, let alone on a production server. :w00t:

    Tom

  • L' Eomot Inversé (11/18/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (11/18/2011)


    That's just too funny (today's post)!

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1208527.aspx

    Well, I've seen something like what Isabella describe on a development toy server. :laugh:

    But I can't imagine it on a proper test server, let alone on a production server. :w00t:

    Still funny.

    Debug => Where's that damn trigger, no, function? no, recursion in this sp, no, errr yes after 10-60 minutes. 😀

  • WayneS (11/18/2011)


    :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Just passed 70-451. Now I have all exam pre-req's for 88-970 done... just not sure I'm ready for that one yet though.

    Well done.

    ----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software

  • Ah - that is much better. I had a hard enough time with these, but it would be fun to give that a shot.

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