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  • May 25, 2016 at 8:39 am

    #1881338

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • May 25, 2016 at 8:51 am

    #1881341

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • May 25, 2016 at 10:06 am

    #1881369

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon

    😎

  • May 25, 2016 at 10:18 am

    #1881376

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon

    😎

    Maybe she meant whiskey?

  • May 25, 2016 at 10:48 am

    #1881391

    jasona.work (5/25/2016)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon

    😎

    Maybe she meant whiskey?

    Do you mean Whisky?

  • May 25, 2016 at 11:01 am

    #1881396

    Gazareth (5/25/2016)

    jasona.work (5/25/2016)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon

    😎

    Maybe she meant whiskey?

    Do you mean Whisky?

    Ah, you non-US or non-Irish people and your weird spellings of things like "colour" and "whisky..."

    ;-):-D

  • May 25, 2016 at 11:03 am

    #1881397

    Gazareth (5/25/2016)

    jasona.work (5/25/2016)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon

    😎

    Maybe she meant whiskey?

    Do you mean Whisky?

    You certainly have weird ways to spell Tequila. 😀

    Luis C.
    General Disclaimer:
    Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

    How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

  • May 25, 2016 at 11:08 am

    #1881398

    Luis Cazares (5/25/2016)

    Gazareth (5/25/2016)

    jasona.work (5/25/2016)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon

    😎

    Maybe she meant whiskey?

    Do you mean Whisky?

    You certainly have weird ways to spell Tequila. 😀

    Goes for both, spelling it and spilling it

    😎

  • May 25, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    #1881428

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)

    Luis Cazares (5/25/2016)

    Gazareth (5/25/2016)

    jasona.work (5/25/2016)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon

    😎

    Maybe she meant whiskey?

    Do you mean Whisky?

    You certainly have weird ways to spell Tequila. 😀

    Goes for both, spelling it and spilling it

    😎

    Guys, come on. The drink of choice for me should be obvious.

    Even if it is a misspelled version of my name. @=)

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • May 25, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    #1881439

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)

    Luis Cazares (5/25/2016)

    Gazareth (5/25/2016)

    jasona.work (5/25/2016)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    Heh, thought you'd misspelled Bourbon

    😎

    Maybe she meant whiskey?

    Do you mean Whisky?

    You certainly have weird ways to spell Tequila. 😀

    Goes for both, spelling it and spilling it

    😎

    Guys, come on. The drink of choice for me should be obvious.

    Even if it is a misspelled version of my name. @=)

    I learned a new spelling in Poland last week... Zubrowka!

    ----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software

  • May 25, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    #1881441

    Mmm, tequila. Heading to Steamboat Springs tonight for the weekend. Half gallon packed

    Follow me on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/way0utwest
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  • May 25, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    #1881474

    Grant Fritchey (5/24/2016)

    WayneS (5/24/2016)

    Grant Fritchey (5/24/2016)

    Thrilling stuff Steve. Congrats!

    My two are graduating high school tomorrow (and turning 18 on the same day, **** I'm old).

    Especially if you consider that you waited to start having those kids until you were well into your 40's.

    And here I thought we were friends.

    I thought we were. Are you implying that you're not that old? :w00t:

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • May 26, 2016 at 1:48 am

    #1881493

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    My first thought was 'how is water softener[/url] going to fix that?'

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

    How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

  • May 26, 2016 at 4:21 am

    #1881508

    BWFC (5/26/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    My first thought was 'how is water softener[/url] going to fix that?'

    HA! That's why I went back and added the link. For those who weren't aware of the "Calgon, take me away!" meme. I figured it was probably a U.S.-only commercial.

    Another day starts. Hopefully this is the day I fix problems instead of finding more.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • May 26, 2016 at 5:52 am

    #1881525

    Brandie Tarvin (5/26/2016)

    BWFC (5/26/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (5/25/2016)

    <singing>

    All the lonely servers. Where do they all come from? All the lonely servers... Where doooo they allllllllllllllllll come from?

    Sigh. Wish wish wish I could get this problem fixed.

    ACK!

    I think our corporate office rebuilt our new production cluster without a quorum drive!

    <headdesk> Where's Calgon[/url] when I need it?

    My first thought was 'how is water softener[/url] going to fix that?'

    HA! That's why I went back and added the link. For those who weren't aware of the "Calgon, take me away!" meme. I figured it was probably a U.S.-only commercial.

    Another day starts. Hopefully this is the day I fix problems instead of finding more.

    Where's the fun on that? :hehe:

    Luis C.
    General Disclaimer:
    Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

    How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

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