April 17, 2017 at 3:36 pm
drew.allen - Monday, April 17, 2017 2:52 PMYes, I did blow up at someone on the forums. I'm sure that the stress of being unemployed (and the consequent insomnia) played a role in this.Drew
If you call that blowing up you really need get out more. 😀 Honestly, that was nothing like blowing up.
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April 17, 2017 at 3:39 pm
Sean Lange - Monday, April 17, 2017 3:36 PMdrew.allen - Monday, April 17, 2017 2:52 PMYes, I did blow up at someone on the forums. I'm sure that the stress of being unemployed (and the consequent insomnia) played a role in this.Drew
If you call that blowing up you really need get out more. 😀 Honestly, that was nothing like blowing up.
Hahaha. Maybe Sean can give a quick lesson?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 17, 2017 at 4:26 pm
Brandie Tarvin - Monday, April 17, 2017 6:35 AMJeff Moden - Monday, April 17, 2017 6:14 AMBrandie Tarvin - Monday, April 17, 2017 4:48 AMHeh.I've only recently been hearing the term DevOps (yes, I must have my head in the sand), so I decided to Google it. Funny definition. Funny because that's what my particular group at Allstate has been trying to (and finally succeeding at) implement since I've been a part of the company back in 2005. It took us forever to get the culture change we wanted, but now we've got a better system than our corporate office in this regard.
I just didn't know there was an official term for it. @=)
The do... It's called "common sense and teamwork" but a lot of people didn't go there until it became a new bright-shinny object with a new buzz-word.
Buzzword, buzzword. Shiny, shiny buzzword.
Buzzword, buzzword. Make some up now!
(sung to the tune of "Fish heads")
Here's a video of a typical DevOps implementation kickoff meeting. 😉 "When a problem comes along..." 😛
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM
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April 18, 2017 at 4:15 am
drew.allen - Monday, April 17, 2017 2:52 PMYes, I did blow up at someone on the forums. I'm sure that the stress of being unemployed (and the consequent insomnia) played a role in this.Drew
Drew, are you getting help with that insomnia? If not, you should consider it. Insomnia can cause a lot of health, social, and economic problems. I'm speaking from experience here.
April 18, 2017 at 5:59 am
Jeff Moden - Monday, April 17, 2017 4:26 PMBrandie Tarvin - Monday, April 17, 2017 6:35 AMJeff Moden - Monday, April 17, 2017 6:14 AMBrandie Tarvin - Monday, April 17, 2017 4:48 AMHeh.I've only recently been hearing the term DevOps (yes, I must have my head in the sand), so I decided to Google it. Funny definition. Funny because that's what my particular group at Allstate has been trying to (and finally succeeding at) implement since I've been a part of the company back in 2005. It took us forever to get the culture change we wanted, but now we've got a better system than our corporate office in this regard.
I just didn't know there was an official term for it. @=)
The do... It's called "common sense and teamwork" but a lot of people didn't go there until it became a new bright-shinny object with a new buzz-word.
Buzzword, buzzword. Shiny, shiny buzzword.
Buzzword, buzzword. Make some up now!
(sung to the tune of "Fish heads")
Here's a video of a typical DevOps implementation kickoff meeting. 😉 "When a problem comes along..." 😛
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM
Now, after watching that video yesterday, I cannot get that song out of my head!
Thanks Jeff. Your "presentations" are always memorable!
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April 18, 2017 at 7:03 am
SQLRNNR - Monday, April 17, 2017 3:39 PMSean Lange - Monday, April 17, 2017 3:36 PMdrew.allen - Monday, April 17, 2017 2:52 PMYes, I did blow up at someone on the forums. I'm sure that the stress of being unemployed (and the consequent insomnia) played a role in this.Drew
If you call that blowing up you really need get out more. 😀 Honestly, that was nothing like blowing up.
Hahaha. Maybe Sean can give a quick lesson?
I can instead provide an example. Find any post from JC. 😉
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April 18, 2017 at 7:08 am
I believe that they honestly think they are paid to get answers from the internet, rather they learn and think for themselves... https://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1871266.aspx
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April 18, 2017 at 7:12 am
Thom A - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:08 AMI believe that they honestly think they are paid to get answers from the internet, rather they learn and think for themselves... https://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1871266.aspx
I just had to respond to his last comment. The sheer arrogance of that statement demanded it.
April 18, 2017 at 7:17 am
Brandie Tarvin - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:12 AMThom A - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:08 AMI believe that they honestly think they are paid to get answers from the internet, rather they learn and think for themselves... https://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1871266.aspxI just had to respond to his last comment. The sheer arrogance of that statement demanded it.
I was going to but held back. More I think of it, more I want to go back and post though.
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April 18, 2017 at 7:40 am
Thom A - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:17 AMBrandie Tarvin - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:12 AMThom A - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:08 AMI believe that they honestly think they are paid to get answers from the internet, rather they learn and think for themselves... https://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1871266.aspxI just had to respond to his last comment. The sheer arrogance of that statement demanded it.
I was going to but held back. More I think of it, more I want to go back and post though.
I couldn't hold back. I just hate that people think that we're getting paid to do their job. I'm happy to help because it's fun and it gives me the opportunity to learn, but I don't need to adjust to their "speed" requirements.
April 18, 2017 at 7:41 am
Brandie Tarvin - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:12 AMThom A - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:08 AMI believe that they honestly think they are paid to get answers from the internet, rather they learn and think for themselves... https://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1871266.aspxI just had to respond to his last comment. The sheer arrogance of that statement demanded it.
Not just arrogance but utter laziness. I saw a post from that person yesterday and mentally added them to my "warning list", I have now added them to my "do not bother" list.
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April 18, 2017 at 8:03 am
Luis Cazares - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:40 AMThom A - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:17 AMBrandie Tarvin - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:12 AMThom A - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:08 AMI believe that they honestly think they are paid to get answers from the internet, rather they learn and think for themselves... https://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1871266.aspxI just had to respond to his last comment. The sheer arrogance of that statement demanded it.
I was going to but held back. More I think of it, more I want to go back and post though.
I couldn't hold back. I just hate that people think that we're getting paid to do their job. I'm happy to help because it's fun and it gives me the opportunity to learn, but I don't need to adjust to their "speed" requirements.
It's not "arrogance". It's a sense of "entitlement" and that's 10 times worse. I feel sorry for his family because he's practicing being a "LUser".
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April 18, 2017 at 8:14 am
Brandie Tarvin - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:12 AMThom A - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:08 AMI believe that they honestly think they are paid to get answers from the internet, rather they learn and think for themselves... https://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1871266.aspxI just had to respond to his last comment. The sheer arrogance of that statement demanded it.
I don't 'depend' on anyone here but I do learn tons by reading the questions and answers. Then I work backwards to figure out WHY and HOW the solutions worked. If I can't understand those two things then I can't use the code yet.
Personally I get annoyed when I see obvious homework questions. Those are my least favorites. And while most people call them out on it there's always one or two who provide an answer. They're not doing anyone any favors there.
April 18, 2017 at 8:56 am
JustMarie - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 8:14 AMBrandie Tarvin - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:12 AMThom A - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 7:08 AMI believe that they honestly think they are paid to get answers from the internet, rather they learn and think for themselves... https://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1871266.aspxI just had to respond to his last comment. The sheer arrogance of that statement demanded it.
I don't 'depend' on anyone here but I do learn tons by reading the questions and answers. Then I work backwards to figure out WHY and HOW the solutions worked. If I can't understand those two things then I can't use the code yet.
Personally I get annoyed when I see obvious homework questions. Those are my least favorites. And while most people call them out on it there's always one or two who provide an answer. They're not doing anyone any favors there.
So I have to write up a paper based on a Leadership case study. If I post the case study info here, will anyone write the paper for me?
I need it by a week from Wednesday. @=)
EDIT: This is for work. Honest! Not my MBA. Has *nothing* to do with my MBA.
April 18, 2017 at 9:00 am
Brandie Tarvin - Tuesday, April 18, 2017 8:56 AMSo I have to write up a paper based on a Leadership case study. If I post the case study info here, will anyone write the paper for me?I need it by a week from Wednesday. @=)
EDIT: This is for work. Honest! Not my MBA. Has *nothing* to do with my MBA.
Sure, I'm happy to do this unpaid, but I do expect your qualification (instead) at the end of it 😉
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