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  • Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 5:36 PM

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, September 14, 2017 2:15 PM

    Lynn Pettis - Thursday, September 14, 2017 2:11 PM

    Time to start planning for SQLSaturday #700 in Colorado Springs, CO next year!!

    Very cool! We got a round number!

    Will both of you be there for that one?

    Gaahhh... crud...  never mind.  The hotel prices are nuts that year.

    Have you tried AirBnB? It's less expensive and you could get a nice place to stay. I could also offer a discount code for new members.
    Unfortunately, I'll be in Mexico that weekend. It's actually easier for me to go to Denver this weekend.

    Luis C.
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  • Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 5:36 PM

    Will both of you be there for that one?

    Gaahhh... crud...  never mind.  The hotel prices are nuts that year.

    Crazy? There are rooms near $100 in the Springs.

  • I'll definitely be at the Springs. Might have to schedule a 1/2 day around volleyball practice, but I'll be down there for some time.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:06 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 5:36 PM

    Will both of you be there for that one?

    Gaahhh... crud...  never mind.  The hotel prices are nuts that year.

    Crazy? There are rooms near $100 in the Springs.

    The lowest price I saw for that Friday and Saturday was $719.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:37 PM

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:06 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 5:36 PM

    Will both of you be there for that one?

    Gaahhh... crud...  never mind.  The hotel prices are nuts that year.

    Crazy? There are rooms near $100 in the Springs.

    The lowest price I saw for that Friday and Saturday was $719.

    Either that, or that was the package price and they didn't let on to that.  I'll look again.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:39 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:37 PM

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:06 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 5:36 PM

    Will both of you be there for that one?

    Gaahhh... crud...  never mind.  The hotel prices are nuts that year.

    Crazy? There are rooms near $100 in the Springs.

    The lowest price I saw for that Friday and Saturday was $719.

    Either that, or that was the package price and they didn't let on to that.  I'll look again.

    Wow.  I'm batting the right half of 1000 today.  It was a package price.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • Luis Cazares - Thursday, September 14, 2017 6:39 PM

    Have you tried AirBnB? It's less expensive and you could get a nice place to stay. I could also offer a discount code for new members.
    Unfortunately, I'll be in Mexico that weekend. It's actually easier for me to go to Denver this weekend.

    I've had good experiences with AirBnB over this side of the pond. And they can be very reasonably priced. Great when there's a group of you. 🙂

    Thom~

    Excuse my typos and sometimes awful grammar. My fingers work faster than my brain does.
    Larnu.uk

  • Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 9:10 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:39 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:37 PM

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:06 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 5:36 PM

    Will both of you be there for that one?

    Gaahhh... crud...  never mind.  The hotel prices are nuts that year.

    Crazy? There are rooms near $100 in the Springs.

    The lowest price I saw for that Friday and Saturday was $719.

    Either that, or that was the package price and they didn't let on to that.  I'll look again.

    Wow.  I'm batting the right half of 1000 today.  It was a package price.

    ' I'm batting the right half of 1000 today.'

    What on earth does that mean?

  • paul s-306273 - Friday, September 15, 2017 4:21 AM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 9:10 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:39 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:37 PM

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:06 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 5:36 PM

    Will both of you be there for that one?

    Gaahhh... crud...  never mind.  The hotel prices are nuts that year.

    Crazy? There are rooms near $100 in the Springs.

    The lowest price I saw for that Friday and Saturday was $719.

    Either that, or that was the package price and they didn't let on to that.  I'll look again.

    Wow.  I'm batting the right half of 1000 today.  It was a package price.

    ' I'm batting the right half of 1000 today.'

    What on earth does that mean?

    Being on the winning streak but I guess this is more of a "head-desk" comment 😀
    😎

  • Baseball reference, http://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Batting+a+Thousand, means he's hitting most of what's being thrown at him.

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  • Or missing. In baseball, 30% success is considered quite exceptional.

  • Travel prices/options are a mess. I sometimes have my wife book things since she seems to get better deals for some odd reason.

    I  looked  on  Hipmunk and saw flights from  DTW->DEN, Mar 23-25, for as low as $363, many in the $450 range. Not cheap. On Southwest, around $200 on the "wanna get away" cheap seats.

    Checking Hotels.com, Rocky Mountain Lodge, $125/night. Magnuson in Manitou Springs (nice locale), $73, few more under $100

    It's not cheap, esp w/ a car that is likely $150 for the weekend. But it would be well in the sub $1000 range for a weekend getaway. Maybe could skip the car and get some ppl to carpool around. We usually see a decent number of out of town speakers.

  • paul s-306273 - Friday, September 15, 2017 4:21 AM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 9:10 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:39 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:37 PM

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:06 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 5:36 PM

    Will both of you be there for that one?

    Gaahhh... crud...  never mind.  The hotel prices are nuts that year.

    Crazy? There are rooms near $100 in the Springs.

    The lowest price I saw for that Friday and Saturday was $719.

    Either that, or that was the package price and they didn't let on to that.  I'll look again.

    Wow.  I'm batting the right half of 1000 today.  It was a package price.

    ' I'm batting the right half of 1000 today.'

    What on earth does that mean?

    Batting "1000" (is short for 1.000 or 100%) means hitting everything pitched at you.  Unfortunately, I've not been doing that today.  I've messed up so many times today that  " I'm batting the right half of 1000 today."  If you look at the left side of the literal "1000", you get a "10".  Guess what you end up with on the right side of "1000"... double goose-eggs. :sick:  I've been missing first blush thoughts all day and have had to go back and check each time or be corrected by someone else.  Tough day.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • Eirikur Eiriksson - Friday, September 15, 2017 6:36 AM

    paul s-306273 - Friday, September 15, 2017 4:21 AM

    ' I'm batting the right half of 1000 today.'

    What on earth does that mean?

    Being on the winning streak but I guess this is more of a "head-desk" comment 😀
    😎

    'Zactly... the "RIGHT SIDE OF 1000" is "00".  Heh... "00" looks like a hint to 1) open my eyes and look or 2) put on a set of glasses.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:37 PM

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, September 14, 2017 7:06 PM

    Jeff Moden - Thursday, September 14, 2017 5:36 PM

    Will both of you be there for that one?

    Gaahhh... crud...  never mind.  The hotel prices are nuts that year.

    Crazy? There are rooms near $100 in the Springs.

    The lowest price I saw for that Friday and Saturday was $719.

    Ye Gods!!!  That's even worse than the UK. I can cope with UK prices (about £90 per night for a double room and breakfast for two people in a 4 star hotel, but could be 30% lower or 40% higher depending on location) but that's already crazy in comparison with Spanish or French or German or Belgian prices (I have no difficulty finding 4 star accomodation and breakfast for two people at 60 Euros, and can usually find someting under 50 Euros).   I used to visit Menlo Park and Seattle very often way back when (1999 - a previous century) and the good hotel prices then were not much different from good hotels in Edinburgh or Cambridge (UK not MA) or London (and were a lot cheaper than good hotels in Oxford).  So the price you found , Jeff, looks just plain insane to me.  Of course all countries have some insane price hotels (Lanesborugh and Dorchester in London, and the Taj in Mumbai, for example) but for that to be the cheapest is amazing.

    Tom

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