August 10, 2018 at 6:37 am
Jeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:32 AMI personally blackballed that monstrosity a long time ago.
I had to look this word up, just to double check whether a baseball bat and a man's sensitive region were involved.
If you haven't even tried to resolve your issue, please don't expect the hard-working volunteers here to waste their time providing links to answers which you could easily have found yourself.
August 10, 2018 at 6:39 am
Phil Parkin - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:37 AMJeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:32 AMI personally blackballed that monstrosity a long time ago.I had to look this word up, just to double check whether a baseball bat and a man's sensitive region were involved.
The OP would probably benefit from some of this therapy.
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August 10, 2018 at 7:06 am
Jeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:32 AMI personally blackballed that monstrosity a long time ago.
They clearly didn't like you telling them that Jeff.:hehe:
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August 10, 2018 at 7:12 am
Thom A - Friday, August 10, 2018 7:06 AMJeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:32 AMI personally blackballed that monstrosity a long time ago.They clearly didn't like you telling them that Jeff.:hehe:
Yeah, but did you read the reply? :crazy: He's never seen Jeff solving technical questions??? WOW!
August 10, 2018 at 7:14 am
Phil Parkin - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:37 AMJeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:32 AMI personally blackballed that monstrosity a long time ago.I had to look this word up, just to double check whether a baseball bat and a man's sensitive region were involved.
Heh... you know me too well but a baseball bat would be too much work. Point blank shot with a pork chop cannon would be much more fun.
That sot is even more in gracious than Celko. Join me in shrouding that clown. Let him die on the vine.
--Jeff Moden
August 10, 2018 at 7:17 am
Beatrix Kiddo - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:20 AMShouldn't they be banned or something? (Edit: too slow.)
There needs to be an option for "rude/offensive" in the flag reasons. I have seen some people lose their minds on the forums but that is a whole new level.
And seriously Jeff...you need to start helping people instead of just trolling. 😀
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August 10, 2018 at 8:56 am
Sean Lange - Friday, August 10, 2018 7:17 AMBeatrix Kiddo - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:20 AMShouldn't they be banned or something? (Edit: too slow.)There needs to be an option for "rude/offensive" in the flag reasons. I have seen some people lose their minds on the forums but that is a whole new level.
And seriously Jeff...you need to start helping people instead of just trolling. 😀
Well, trolled him as well. I have helped (tried to help?) in the past but after this, it is a pass.
August 10, 2018 at 9:04 am
Jeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 7:14 AMPhil Parkin - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:37 AMJeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:32 AMI personally blackballed that monstrosity a long time ago.I had to look this word up, just to double check whether a baseball bat and a man's sensitive region were involved.
Heh... you know me too well but a baseball bat would be too much work. Point blank shot with a pork chop cannon would be much more fun.
That sot is even more in gracious than Celko. Join me in shrouding that clown. Let him die on the vine.
I granted that OP the "Honorary Title" of Persona Non Grata a while back and as a generous gesture, for life :exclamation:
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August 10, 2018 at 9:10 am
Wow. I've been away from here for a while. Reading that thread certainly makes for a bizarre re-entry to SSC.
I remembered his posts always being difficult, but I hadn't seen anything approaching that level of hostility.
The bit about Jeff's never helping people out with technical questions was...something :Whistling:
August 10, 2018 at 9:14 am
Jacob Wilkins - Friday, August 10, 2018 9:10 AMWow. I've been away from here for a while. Reading that thread certainly makes for a bizarre re-entry to SSC.I remembered his posts always being difficult, but I hadn't seen anything approaching that level of hostility.
The bit about Jeff's never helping people out with technical questions was...something :Whistling:
His posts are easy, it is him who is difficult:pinch:
😎
BTW, good to see you're back, you alright?
August 10, 2018 at 9:22 am
Jeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 7:14 AMPhil Parkin - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:37 AMJeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 6:32 AMI personally blackballed that monstrosity a long time ago.I had to look this word up, just to double check whether a baseball bat and a man's sensitive region were involved.
Heh... you know me too well but a baseball bat would be too much work. Point blank shot with a pork chop cannon would be much more fun.
That sot is even more in gracious than Celko. Join me in shrouding that clown. Let him die on the vine.
At least it can safely be assumed that Celko is just actively trolling.
August 10, 2018 at 9:26 am
Eirikur Eiriksson - Friday, August 10, 2018 9:14 AMJacob Wilkins - Friday, August 10, 2018 9:10 AMWow. I've been away from here for a while. Reading that thread certainly makes for a bizarre re-entry to SSC.I remembered his posts always being difficult, but I hadn't seen anything approaching that level of hostility.
The bit about Jeff's never helping people out with technical questions was...something :Whistling:
His posts are easy, it is him who is difficult:pinch:
😎BTW, good to see you're back, you alright?
Heh, that is indeed probably a better way of describing his posts.
Thanks for asking! I am doing well; it was just that life got a bit busier, and I slipped out of the habit of carving out time for SSC.
Glad to see all the great folks like yourself are still here!
August 10, 2018 at 1:42 pm
ZZartin - Friday, August 10, 2018 9:22 AMJeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 7:14 AMHeh... you know me too well but a baseball bat would be too much work. Point blank shot with a pork chop cannon would be much more fun.
That sot is even more in gracious than Celko. Join me in shrouding that clown. Let him die on the vine.
At least it can safely be assumed that Celko is just actively trolling.
Speaking of that,
@Lynn don't feed the troll. You just make him feel important.
I know that you get frustrated from the horrible posts by JC, but we should try to ignore him as much as possible.
August 10, 2018 at 1:45 pm
Luis Cazares - Friday, August 10, 2018 1:42 PMZZartin - Friday, August 10, 2018 9:22 AMJeff Moden - Friday, August 10, 2018 7:14 AMHeh... you know me too well but a baseball bat would be too much work. Point blank shot with a pork chop cannon would be much more fun.
That sot is even more in gracious than Celko. Join me in shrouding that clown. Let him die on the vine.
At least it can safely be assumed that Celko is just actively trolling.
Speaking of that,
@Lynn don't feed the troll. You just make him feel important.
I know that you get frustrated from the horrible posts by JC, but we should try to ignore him as much as possible.
Easier said than done.
August 10, 2018 at 2:40 pm
Don't mind me, just blowing off steam here.
This is on a different site, but it really annoys me when someone tells me that "this or that method" is better than mine, because their/that method doesn't have the problem mine does, when in fact, it does. Not only that, but when you try to educate them on why, they refuse to believe it.
Had someone telling me that a CURSOR was an awful solution for something (without going into detail, it's not as it's repeating on objects not rows), however, that a self referencing variable isn't RBAR, and far better. A self referencing variable is RBAR. ARGH!!!!
/Rant over.
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