April 3, 2018 at 10:23 am
A query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says "mind if I join you?"
April 3, 2018 at 11:41 am
Two programmers walk into a bar.... the third one ducks...
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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April 3, 2018 at 11:41 am
If a DBA pulls a trigger, did he just commit suicide?
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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April 3, 2018 at 11:46 am
How many DBA's does it take to change a light bulb?
One to tell the developers to do it, and a half dozen BAs to figure out which light bulb needs changing, despite the developers already knowing which one it is, because it had to go through Agile / SCRUM.
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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April 3, 2018 at 11:58 am
sgmunson - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 11:41 AMIf a DBA pulls a trigger, did he just commit suicide?
No, but he may have been fired!
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April 3, 2018 at 12:04 pm
HappyGeek - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 11:58 AMsgmunson - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 11:41 AMIf a DBA pulls a trigger, did he just commit suicide?No, but he may have been fired!
Or was he just a snowflake?
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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April 3, 2018 at 12:07 pm
What do you call an association for DBAs?
A SELECT club.
April 3, 2018 at 12:12 pm
Why are databases good companions?
Because they always maintain their relationships, and they aren't afraid to commit.
April 3, 2018 at 7:43 pm
I just heard a great joke and Luis is intimately familiar with it.
Let's get rid of all stored procedures and move everything to the cloud. 😀
--Jeff Moden
April 4, 2018 at 10:48 am
Jeff Moden - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 7:43 PMI just heard a great joke and Luis is intimately familiar with it.Let's get rid of all stored procedures and move everything to the cloud. 😀
This is a joke thread! That's a horror story in the making!
April 4, 2018 at 10:52 am
JustMarie - Wednesday, April 4, 2018 10:48 AMJeff Moden - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 7:43 PMI just heard a great joke and Luis is intimately familiar with it.Let's get rid of all stored procedures and move everything to the cloud. 😀
This is a joke thread! That's a horror story in the making!
They said "the clouds the place you wanna be"
so I loaded up my truck and moved to Beverlee!
April 4, 2018 at 11:50 am
sgmunson - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 12:04 PMHappyGeek - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 11:58 AMsgmunson - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 11:41 AMIf a DBA pulls a trigger, did he just commit suicide?No, but he may have been fired!
Or was he just a snowflake?
Only if he was a little Dim!
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April 4, 2018 at 4:02 pm
patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Wednesday, April 4, 2018 10:52 AMJustMarie - Wednesday, April 4, 2018 10:48 AMJeff Moden - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 7:43 PMI just heard a great joke and Luis is intimately familiar with it.Let's get rid of all stored procedures and move everything to the cloud. 😀
This is a joke thread! That's a horror story in the making!
They said "the clouds the place you wanna be"
so I loaded up my truck and moved to Beverlee!
and Amazon's colors are black and gold....
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April 5, 2018 at 6:05 am
HappyGeek - Wednesday, April 4, 2018 11:50 AMsgmunson - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 12:04 PMHappyGeek - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 11:58 AMsgmunson - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 11:41 AMIf a DBA pulls a trigger, did he just commit suicide?No, but he may have been fired!
Or was he just a snowflake?
Only if he was a little Dim!
Now there's a Fact, if I do say so myself!
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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April 6, 2018 at 9:43 am
Do you know why Jeff had to get out of the construction business?
He refused to use RBAR!
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