May 18, 2018 at 9:19 am
True story -- figured people would get a kick out of this...
I was looking into something on a database a while back (I don't remember what it was, but that's not important). I came across the triggers section. And suddenly, this popped into my head:
"The wonderful thing about triggers is that triggers are wonderful things..."
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May 18, 2018 at 12:27 pm
Ray K - Friday, May 18, 2018 9:19 AMTrue story -- figured people would get a kick out of this...I was looking into something on a database a while back (I don't remember what it was, but that's not important). I came across the triggers section. And suddenly, this popped into my head:
"The wonderful thing about triggers is that triggers are wonderful things..."
The inspiration for this would have to be Tigger, from Winnie the Pooh. Where Tigger says sings:The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
Theyre bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Im the only one, Im the only one
Attributing that to Disney, and mentioning it's copyrighted, if that helps keep the PC police away. Those lyrics are all over the internet, given their fame...
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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May 18, 2018 at 12:34 pm
With apologies to Disney, kids everywhere, and this forum's readers:The most wonderful thing about Triggers,
is triggers are dangerous things!
Their insides are made out of queries,
Their outsides are data based springs.
The good DBAs will thus pounce,
on a trigger that's nothin' but fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Triggers,
is when a table has only one!
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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May 18, 2018 at 1:24 pm
sgmunson - Friday, May 18, 2018 12:34 PMWith apologies to Disney, kids everywhere, and this forum's readers:The most wonderful thing about Triggers,
is triggers are dangerous things!
Their insides are made out of queries,
Their outsides are data based springs.The good DBAs will thus pounce,
on a trigger that's nothin' but fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Triggers,
is when a table has only one!
Heh.... now that's bad. You should apologize to the rest of us, as well. 😀
--Jeff Moden
May 18, 2018 at 1:28 pm
In the true spirit of a meat-eating DBA...
Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy...
La-dee-da-da-deh-dee,
I smoke and eat all three. 😀
--Jeff Moden
May 30, 2018 at 3:08 pm
Jeff Moden - Friday, May 18, 2018 1:24 PMsgmunson - Friday, May 18, 2018 12:34 PMWith apologies to Disney, kids everywhere, and this forum's readers:The most wonderful thing about Triggers,
is triggers are dangerous things!
Their insides are made out of queries,
Their outsides are data based springs.The good DBAs will thus pounce,
on a trigger that's nothin' but fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Triggers,
is when a table has only one!Heh.... now that's bad. You should apologize to the rest of us, as well. 😀
Agolopize??? Wor fhat? Jelling a tad boke? Orget fit !!!
Do like the Mairzy Doats spoof though....
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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May 30, 2018 at 3:12 pm
Jeff Moden - Friday, May 18, 2018 1:28 PMIn the true spirit of a meat-eating DBA...Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy...
La-dee-da-da-deh-dee,
I smoke and eat all three. 😀
Variation to clarify which 3 of the 5 things mentioned, that you are referring to:Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy...
Mares and does and little lambs, you see,
Get smoked and eaten by me, all three!
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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May 30, 2018 at 3:14 pm
sgmunson - Wednesday, May 30, 2018 3:12 PMJeff Moden - Friday, May 18, 2018 1:28 PMIn the true spirit of a meat-eating DBA...Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy...
La-dee-da-da-deh-dee,
I smoke and eat all three. 😀Variation to clarify which 3 of the 5 things mentioned, that you are referring to:
Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy...
Mares and does and little lambs, you see,
Get smoked and eaten by me, all three!
Doesn't matter.... Being a true omnivore, I also eat the oats and the ivy. 😀
--Jeff Moden
May 30, 2018 at 3:24 pm
Jeff Moden - Wednesday, May 30, 2018 3:14 PMsgmunson - Wednesday, May 30, 2018 3:12 PMJeff Moden - Friday, May 18, 2018 1:28 PMIn the true spirit of a meat-eating DBA...Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy...
La-dee-da-da-deh-dee,
I smoke and eat all three. 😀Variation to clarify which 3 of the 5 things mentioned, that you are referring to:
Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy...
Mares and does and little lambs, you see,
Get smoked and eaten by me, all three!Doesn't matter.... Being a true omnivore, I also eat the oats and the ivy. 😀
Well... in that case:
Mares eats oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy,
But Jeff eats all of those
and smokes 'em toooo .. ooh...
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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May 30, 2018 at 3:29 pm
😀
--Jeff Moden
June 1, 2018 at 2:09 pm
Jeff Moden - Wednesday, May 30, 2018 3:14 PMsgmunson - Wednesday, May 30, 2018 3:12 PMJeff Moden - Friday, May 18, 2018 1:28 PMIn the true spirit of a meat-eating DBA...Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy...
La-dee-da-da-deh-dee,
I smoke and eat all three. 😀Variation to clarify which 3 of the 5 things mentioned, that you are referring to:
Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,
And little lambs eat ivy...
Mares and does and little lambs, you see,
Get smoked and eaten by me, all three!Doesn't matter.... Being a true omnivore, I also eat the oats and the ivy. 😀
But... being a Scot, I eat oats and refuse to eat ivy. I'm not a true omnivore, because I don't eat elsphant shit. I suspect you aren't one either, Jeff (although you may be closer to one than I am).
Tom
June 1, 2018 at 2:20 pm
TomThomson - Friday, June 1, 2018 2:09 PMJeff Moden - Wednesday, May 30, 2018 3:14 PMDoesn't matter.... Being a true omnivore, I also eat the oats and the ivy. 😀
But... being a Scot, I eat oats and refuse to eat ivy. I'm not a true omnivore, because I don't eat elsphant shit. I suspect you aren't one either, Jeff (although you may be closer to one than I am).
Dunno about that... I've never had haggis... at least not yet. 😀
--Jeff Moden
June 2, 2018 at 5:50 pm
Jeff Moden - Friday, June 1, 2018 2:20 PMTomThomson - Friday, June 1, 2018 2:09 PMJeff Moden - Wednesday, May 30, 2018 3:14 PMDoesn't matter.... Being a true omnivore, I also eat the oats and the ivy. 😀
But... being a Scot, I eat oats and refuse to eat ivy. I'm not a true omnivore, because I don't eat elsphant shit. I suspect you aren't one either, Jeff (although you may be closer to one than I am).
Dunno about that... I've never had haggis... at least not yet. 😀
It was the smoked ivy that worried me. Taigeis is good food (even when the Gall mis-spell it haggis) but surely no-one but the Gall (which you can translate as either "lowlanders" or "wogs", depending on context) eats smoked ivy?
Tom
June 12, 2018 at 11:58 am
Why doesn't President Trump like relational databases?
He thinks we should use less foreign keys and instead produce more domestic keys.
June 12, 2018 at 12:11 pm
Chris Harshman - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 11:58 AMWhy doesn't President Trump like relational databases?He thinks we should use less foreign keys and instead produce more domestic keys.
You got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account 😛
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