June 12, 2018 at 12:22 pm
Luis Cazares - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:11 PMYou got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account 😛
actually I didn't even know there was such a thing :hehe:
June 12, 2018 at 12:29 pm
Chris Harshman - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:22 PMLuis Cazares - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:11 PMYou got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account 😛actually I didn't even know there was such a thing :hehe:
I told him not to do it. When he asked "Why not?", I told him to look at what the first 4 letters of "Twitter" are. 😀
--Jeff Moden
June 12, 2018 at 2:40 pm
Jeff Moden - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:29 PMChris Harshman - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:22 PMLuis Cazares - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:11 PMYou got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account 😛actually I didn't even know there was such a thing :hehe:
I told him not to do it. When he asked "Why not?", I told him to look at what the first 4 letters of "Twitter" are. 😀
That must be why Trump uses it so much.
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July 11, 2018 at 1:54 pm
below86 - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 2:40 PMJeff Moden - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:29 PMChris Harshman - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:22 PMLuis Cazares - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:11 PMYou got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account 😛actually I didn't even know there was such a thing :hehe:
I told him not to do it. When he asked "Why not?", I told him to look at what the first 4 letters of "Twitter" are. 😀
That must be why Trump uses it so much.
He just makes it easier for others to identify the actual twits... and yeah, every once in a while, he's one of them.
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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July 11, 2018 at 2:59 pm
sgmunson - Wednesday, July 11, 2018 1:54 PMbelow86 - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 2:40 PMJeff Moden - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:29 PMChris Harshman - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:22 PMLuis Cazares - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:11 PMYou got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account 😛actually I didn't even know there was such a thing :hehe:
I told him not to do it. When he asked "Why not?", I told him to look at what the first 4 letters of "Twitter" are. 😀
That must be why Trump uses it so much.
He just makes it easier for others to identify the actual twits... and yeah, every once in a while, he's one of them.
Not real sure we want to go down this road but... What's the worst joke in the world? President Trump.
It's actually more like a nightmare.
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Don't fear failure, fear regret.
July 11, 2018 at 4:08 pm
below86 - Wednesday, July 11, 2018 2:59 PMsgmunson - Wednesday, July 11, 2018 1:54 PMbelow86 - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 2:40 PMJeff Moden - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:29 PMChris Harshman - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:22 PMLuis Cazares - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:11 PMYou got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account 😛actually I didn't even know there was such a thing :hehe:
I told him not to do it. When he asked "Why not?", I told him to look at what the first 4 letters of "Twitter" are. 😀
That must be why Trump uses it so much.
He just makes it easier for others to identify the actual twits... and yeah, every once in a while, he's one of them.
Not real sure we want to go down this road but... What's the worst joke in the world? President Trump.
It's actually more like a nightmare.
Yeah,... let's not go there. 😉 This is supposed to be a fun thread.
--Jeff Moden
July 12, 2018 at 7:10 am
Jeff Moden - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:29 PMChris Harshman - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:22 PMLuis Cazares - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:11 PMYou got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account 😛actually I didn't even know there was such a thing :hehe:
I told him not to do it. When he asked "Why not?", I told him to look at what the first 4 letters of "Twitter" are. 😀
I suppose he doesn't like the UNION ALL operator either, the rows should be allowed to have a choice if they are included in the UNION result set or not!
July 19, 2018 at 9:57 am
Jeff Moden - Wednesday, July 11, 2018 4:08 PMYeah,... let's not go there. 😉 This is supposed to be a fun thread.
OK, but it will be hard based on the events this week...:Whistling::crazy:
This is a dumb joke, but it tickled my funny bone yesterday:
What did the mayonnaise say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
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July 30, 2018 at 10:32 am
below86 - Thursday, July 19, 2018 9:57 AMJeff Moden - Wednesday, July 11, 2018 4:08 PMYeah,... let's not go there. 😉 This is supposed to be a fun thread.
OK, but it will be hard based on the events this week...:Whistling::crazy:
This is a dumb joke, but it tickled my funny bone yesterday:
What did the mayonnaise say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
"I see", said the blind man, to his deaf son, over the phone, as he picked his hammer and saw...
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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July 30, 2018 at 12:11 pm
A recent thread reminded me of a t-shirt that a friend of mine has:
There are two kinds of people:
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Drew
J. Drew Allen
Business Intelligence Analyst
Philadelphia, PA
August 1, 2018 at 2:26 pm
There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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October 4, 2018 at 12:00 pm
What do computers and rapper, fifty cent have in common?
2 bits = 50 cents
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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October 4, 2018 at 2:28 pm
- Master, why am I no good for SQL work?
- Have you seen the sunset from the mountain?
- No, master - travelling to the mountain would ake up time I should use for SQL
- Have you seen a bird soaring the skyes?
- No, master - during the day I work at my desk, and can not see the SQL
- Have you admired the moon and the stars in a clear night?
- No, master, I need my rest between days of work on SQL
- Have you seen the launch of a rocket to outer space?
- No master, - travelling to the launch site would take up SQL time.
- Do you think SQLwork is nothing?
- No master, SQL work is not nothing, it is the most important thing in the world.
- Then your problem is clear: a person who cares neither for beauty nor for excitement is good only for nothing, and as you have said: SQL work is not nothing.
Tom
February 13, 2019 at 1:51 pm
How do you assassinate a DBA ?
Steve?(aka sgmunson)?:) 🙂 :)?
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February 13, 2019 at 2:03 pm
sgmunson - Wednesday, February 13, 2019 1:51 PMHow do you assassinate a DBA ?
It better be something other than pulling the trigger...that's in someones signature up here. Can''t remember offhand who it is though.
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