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Daniel Bowlin (4/4/2012)

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anthony.green (4/3/2012)

4DayWeek 😀

FollowedByAnother :-))

2DayWeekNextWeek 🙂

Wow, that's almost not worth it. Nice.

Very true, but I wouldnt know what to do with myself for the two days if I where to take it as leave so decided to work it instead.

crookj SSChampion Points: 14055 More actions · Answer 4

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14055

April 4, 2012 at 7:54 am

#1468870

WOTD - pedagogically

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 172918 More actions · Answer 5

crookj (4/4/2012)

WOTD - pedagogically

Oppressed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedagogy_of_the_Oppressed

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14055 More actions · Answer 6

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14055

April 4, 2012 at 8:02 am

#1468878

Brandie Tarvin (4/4/2012)

<Brandie wanders around in her zombie makeup, arms outstretched>

"chocccccolaaaattteee"

(tastes better than brains)

Visual - You being attacked by all the flowers in the office...

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 7

TomThomson

SSC Guru

Points: 104773

April 4, 2012 at 8:12 am

#1468889

Brandie Tarvin (4/4/2012)

crookj (4/4/2012)

WOTD - pedagogically

Oppressed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedagogy_of_the_Oppressed

Theatre

Tom

EL Jerry SSCertifiable Points: 7058 More actions · Answer 8

EL Jerry

SSCertifiable

Points: 7058

April 4, 2012 at 8:32 am

#1468903

Wednesday. :satisfied: :unsure:

Day off is getting closer.

SET ALLOCATEMONEYFORCHIPSANDDRINKS ON

GO;

"El" Jerry.

"A watt of Ottawa" - Gerardo Galvan

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 9

Brandie Tarvin (4/4/2012)

<Brandie wanders around in her zombie makeup, arms outstretched>

"chocccccolaaaattteee"

(tastes better than brains)

I don't know - i think chocolate tends to leave a bad aftertaste.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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Learn Extended Events

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 10

SQLRNNR

SSC Guru

Points: 281324

April 4, 2012 at 8:49 am

#1468918

societal

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 11

Revenant

SSC-Forever

Points: 42467

April 4, 2012 at 9:33 am

#1468962

EL Jerry (4/4/2012)

Wednesday. :satisfied: :unsure:

Day off is getting closer.

SET ALLOCATEMONEYFORCHIPSANDDRINKS ON

GO

Command(s) completed successfully.

jblovesthegym Ten Centuries Points: 1048 More actions · Answer 12

jblovesthegym

Ten Centuries

Points: 1048

April 5, 2012 at 2:39 am

#1469353

Interstitial

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 13

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

April 5, 2012 at 7:29 am

#1469492

Moving

Ant-Green SSC Guru Points: 112965 More actions · Answer 14

Ant-Green

SSC Guru

Points: 112965

April 5, 2012 at 7:44 am

#1469511

1HourLeftTill4DayWeekend

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 15

noitisntitsnearlytwo

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