Being an old UNIX hack, I would have preferred to see the CHR(13) and CHR(10) in seperate REPLACEs. That would allow it to work with data from other sources than...

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Question: What does @@textsize return?

Correct Answer: The maximum size of a text field on the server. 2GB in SQL Server 2005.

Explanation:

This returns the current value of...