Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • SQLRNNR (1/31/2012)


    Worse, what if more tables get added, how do i create a polygon in tsql?

    Meh! Dodecahedron with the emphasis on doh!

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  • David Burrows (1/31/2012)


    SQLRNNR (1/31/2012)


    Worse, what if more tables get added, how do i create a polygon in tsql?

    Meh! Dodecahedron with the emphasis on doh!

    Since there's no actual limitation on the number of joins in a query, why not go for the Apeirogon?

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  • SQL Server Audit logs are weird.

    Under the Date column in the Log, jobs show the correct time, but manual processes are -5 Hours.

    Under the Message column in the log, jobs show +5 hours, but manual processes show the correct time.

    Wacky!

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  • BrainDonor (1/31/2012)


    Somebody is about to submit an astounding piece of homework http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1244144.aspx

    Ah the temptation to post a solution using Union All and a Pivot operator to avoid using Join! It would answer the exact question, but would the prof pass it or not?

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  • SQLRNNR (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Koen Verbeeck (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Must have been the 3rd table that caused the confusion.

    Book only showed 2 in an example.

    πŸ˜€

    Shows what happens when I think - other people laugh at me.:-P

    With three tables in the join, how can I write that triangle in code? Worse, what if more tables get added, how do i create a polygon in tsql?

    I have actually had to create code for a triangle table IRL for our actuarial team. Talk about pain!

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  • GSquared (1/31/2012)


    BrainDonor (1/31/2012)


    Somebody is about to submit an astounding piece of homework http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1244144.aspx

    Ah the temptation to post a solution using Union All and a Pivot operator to avoid using Join! It would answer the exact question, but would the prof pass it or not?

    Temptation was too much for me, thanks for the idea :hehe:


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    And now I feel bad for future google searchers - should I add a note saying that the union all/pivot is a joke?


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  • Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2012)


    SQLRNNR (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Koen Verbeeck (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Must have been the 3rd table that caused the confusion.

    Book only showed 2 in an example.

    πŸ˜€

    Shows what happens when I think - other people laugh at me.:-P

    With three tables in the join, how can I write that triangle in code? Worse, what if more tables get added, how do i create a polygon in tsql?

    I have actually had to create code for a triangle table IRL for our actuarial team. Talk about pain!

    Geometry must be a skill to master in order to become SQL Expert.

    Maybe as interview question, explain geometric relationship used in sample query?

  • Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2012)


    SQLRNNR (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Koen Verbeeck (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Must have been the 3rd table that caused the confusion.

    Book only showed 2 in an example.

    πŸ˜€

    Shows what happens when I think - other people laugh at me.:-P

    With three tables in the join, how can I write that triangle in code? Worse, what if more tables get added, how do i create a polygon in tsql?

    I have actually had to create code for a triangle table IRL for our actuarial team. Talk about pain!

    Geometry must be a skill to master in order to become SQL Expert.

    Maybe as interview question, explain geometric relationship used in sample query?

    YIKES! If people are going to start asking me that at interviews, I'd best go back and review that code, plus recreate it with all the new T-SQL techniques so I'm not using bassakwards 2000 T-SQL techniques.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2012)


    SQLRNNR (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Koen Verbeeck (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Must have been the 3rd table that caused the confusion.

    Book only showed 2 in an example.

    πŸ˜€

    Shows what happens when I think - other people laugh at me.:-P

    With three tables in the join, how can I write that triangle in code? Worse, what if more tables get added, how do i create a polygon in tsql?

    I have actually had to create code for a triangle table IRL for our actuarial team. Talk about pain!

    Geometry must be a skill to master in order to become SQL Expert.

    Maybe as interview question, explain geometric relationship used in sample query?

    YIKES! If people are going to start asking me that at interviews, I'd best go back and review that code, plus recreate it with all the new T-SQL techniques so I'm not using bassakwards 2000 T-SQL techniques.

    I was thinking along the lines of the popular answers to interview question threads that some seem to want to memorize and become true experts. It would be fun in the right setting to ask that and see the response.:w00t:

    An icebreaker.....

  • Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2012)


    SQLRNNR (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Koen Verbeeck (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Must have been the 3rd table that caused the confusion.

    Book only showed 2 in an example.

    πŸ˜€

    Shows what happens when I think - other people laugh at me.:-P

    With three tables in the join, how can I write that triangle in code? Worse, what if more tables get added, how do i create a polygon in tsql?

    I have actually had to create code for a triangle table IRL for our actuarial team. Talk about pain!

    Geometry must be a skill to master in order to become SQL Expert.

    Maybe as interview question, explain geometric relationship used in sample query?

    YIKES! If people are going to start asking me that at interviews, I'd best go back and review that code, plus recreate it with all the new T-SQL techniques so I'm not using bassakwards 2000 T-SQL techniques.

    I was thinking along the lines of the popular answers to interview question threads that some seem to want to memorize and become true experts. It would be fun in the right setting to ask that and see the response.:w00t:

    An icebreaker.....

    Interviewer: Explain using geometry components in SQL Server.

    Me: ... ... ... Oh, wait, you're serious? You put them there until you decide you've lost your mind, then go get software that does it for you.


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  • Evil Kraig F (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2012)


    SQLRNNR (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Koen Verbeeck (1/31/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (1/31/2012)


    Must have been the 3rd table that caused the confusion.

    Book only showed 2 in an example.

    πŸ˜€

    Shows what happens when I think - other people laugh at me.:-P

    With three tables in the join, how can I write that triangle in code? Worse, what if more tables get added, how do i create a polygon in tsql?

    I have actually had to create code for a triangle table IRL for our actuarial team. Talk about pain!

    Geometry must be a skill to master in order to become SQL Expert.

    Maybe as interview question, explain geometric relationship used in sample query?

    YIKES! If people are going to start asking me that at interviews, I'd best go back and review that code, plus recreate it with all the new T-SQL techniques so I'm not using bassakwards 2000 T-SQL techniques.

    I was thinking along the lines of the popular answers to interview question threads that some seem to want to memorize and become true experts. It would be fun in the right setting to ask that and see the response.:w00t:

    An icebreaker.....

    Interviewer: Explain using geometry components in SQL Server.

    Me: ... ... ... Oh, wait, you're serious? You put them there until you decide you've lost your mind, then go get software that does it for you.

    Wait? or Octagon?

    Sounds like you use them as placeholders.

    I will have to test, although it might be hard for me to determine when I have lost my mind.

  • Ok, the embedded quotes occupy a whole screen now...

  • SQL Kiwi (1/31/2012)


    Ok, the embedded quotes occupy a whole screen now...

    I need a filter to whack multiple embedded quotes. It can be quite annoying.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/31/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (1/31/2012)


    Ok, the embedded quotes occupy a whole screen now...

    I need a filter to whack multiple embedded quotes. It can be quite annoying.

    Wait to whack them until they get to two screens.

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/31/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (1/31/2012)


    Ok, the embedded quotes occupy a whole screen now...

    I need a filter to whack multiple embedded quotes. It can be quite annoying.

    Great idea!

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