April 16, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Well I think it's time to join...
Maybe I oversight, but some classics are still missing in my opinion
Lord of the threads
Pulp threadtion
Hell Threader
How to Post Data/Code to get the best Help How to Post Performance Problems
April 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm
One Thread to rule them all.
One Thread to find them.
One Thread to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them....
Glad you could join us, Flo.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm
RBarryYoung (4/16/2009)
Bruce W Cassidy (4/16/2009)
[font="Verdana"]On another site I frequented, this was known as the "coke spew". You got extra points if it was a nasal coke spew.[/font]
Ow, now that burns!
Try it with Vernor's Ginger Ale, sometime. The cheap stuff Pepsico now makes isn't quite as exciting as the stuff that used to be aged in wooden barrels for 7 years, but it'll still clear the sinuses.
--Jeff Moden
April 16, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Jeff, I still have the PM where you said something about spewing soup as well. Remember the comment? She who walked on water because she knew where the rocks are.
April 16, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Am I so obsessed with big round numbers that I would post to The Thread just as an attempt to be number 3500?
April 16, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Yes, John, you were.... and you were.
(applause, thunderous applause)
But now we're at 3501 and moving on towards 4,000... the moment was just too good to last.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 16, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Jeff Moden (4/16/2009)
RBarryYoung (4/16/2009)
Bruce W Cassidy (4/16/2009)
[font="Verdana"]On another site I frequented, this was known as the "coke spew". You got extra points if it was a nasal coke spew.[/font]
Ow, now that burns!
Try it with Vernor's Ginger Ale, sometime. The cheap stuff Pepsico now makes isn't quite as exciting as the stuff that used to be aged in wooden barrels for 7 years, but it'll still clear the sinuses.
Hah. When I was in college I once sneezed while eating a hot Italian sausage. I didn't lose that "burning ice pick up your nostrils" feeling for days. *ow!*
[font="Times New Roman"]-- RBarryYoung[/font], [font="Times New Roman"] (302)375-0451[/font] blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung[font="Arial Black"]
Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]
April 16, 2009 at 9:25 pm
john.arnott (4/16/2009)
Am I so obsessed with big round numbers that I would ...
Coincidentally, that's also how I got my first date... :w00t:
[font="Times New Roman"]-- RBarryYoung[/font], [font="Times New Roman"] (302)375-0451[/font] blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung[font="Arial Black"]
Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]
April 17, 2009 at 1:57 am
To Thread or not to Thread, that is the question;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The angst and flames of outrageous posters,
Or to take arms against a sea of Threads,
And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end.
(with apologies to Shakespeare)
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon.
April 17, 2009 at 2:53 am
RBarryYoung (4/16/2009)
john.arnott (4/16/2009)
Am I so obsessed with big round numbers that I would ...Coincidentally, that's also how I got my first date... :w00t:
C'mon Barry ya can't just leave this one hanging! Oh wait, you're not saying she was a big round number are ya? 😛
For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden
April 17, 2009 at 3:05 am
David Burrows (4/17/2009)
To Thread or not to Thread, that is the question;Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The angst and flames of outrageous posters,
Or to take arms against a sea of Threads,
And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end.
(with apologies to Shakespeare)
There is no question.
Resistance is futile.
You will be Threaded.
Derek
April 17, 2009 at 6:01 am
Chris Morris (4/17/2009)
RBarryYoung (4/16/2009)
john.arnott (4/16/2009)
Am I so obsessed with big round numbers that I would ...Coincidentally, that's also how I got my first date... :w00t:
C'mon Barry ya can't just leave this one hanging! Oh wait, you're not saying she was a big round number are ya? 😛
Exactly!
[font="Times New Roman"]-- RBarryYoung[/font], [font="Times New Roman"] (302)375-0451[/font] blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung[font="Arial Black"]
Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]
April 17, 2009 at 6:08 am
There's nothing wrong with being a chubbychaser!
Dammit, where are those screenwipes? 😀
For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden
April 17, 2009 at 6:42 am
Note to self: Only drink water... in small sips... while reading The Thread.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 17, 2009 at 8:48 am
RBarryYoung (4/17/2009)
Chris Morris (4/17/2009)
RBarryYoung (4/16/2009)
john.arnott (4/16/2009)
Am I so obsessed with big round numbers that I would ...Coincidentally, that's also how I got my first date... :w00t:
C'mon Barry ya can't just leave this one hanging! Oh wait, you're not saying she was a big round number are ya? 😛
Exactly!
No way Darth, I've seen the movie, can't fool me. You got your first date when your pedophilic girlfriend was running for her life and stopped by the junk shop you were enslaved to. 😛
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