May 6, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Florian Reischl (5/6/2009)
Alvin,I have to confirm Bob. Because I am more a C#y than a VBly I would say "null" is always better than "Nothing"
BTW: In contrast to Bob I really hope that all you (maybe especially Alvin) don't sound like your avatars! :laugh:
That gives me an idea. Maybe we should suggest to Firefox, or SlyFox, Foxtrott or whatever his name is to ask MS to add the keyword "Dunno" to all of the .NET languages? 😀 Maybe an "ItDepends" would be useful as well 😉
May 6, 2009 at 2:15 pm
:sick:
CREATE SCHEMA [%]
GO
CREATE TABLE [%].[%] (Id INT IDENTITY PRIMARY KEY, i INT, [-] INT, [AND] INT, [*] INT, [%] VARCHAR(10))
CREATE INDEX [master.sys.objects] ON [%].[%] ([-]) INCLUDE ([*])
INSERT INTO [%].[%] SELECT 1, 2, 3, 4, 'blah'
SELECT i + [-] * [AND] % [*] [%]
FROM [%].[%]
WHERE [%].[%].[%] = 'blah'
DROP TABLE [%].[%]
DROP SCHEMA [%]
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May 6, 2009 at 2:17 pm
[font="Verdana"]Does anyone remember a language called Algol? I believe that in the original form, it had no concept of "reserved words", so it was perfectly valid to write expressions like:
if if then then else else
Of course, you could really confuse matters with:
if else then if else then
... Or was that PL/1?
Bring back PROLOG, I say!
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May 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Bob Hovious (5/6/2009)
But do you look like your avatar, Roy?P.S. It's good to see you back online. I can't remember if I said that earlier.
Bob looks like his.
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May 6, 2009 at 2:24 pm
And Grant like his?
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May 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm
And Flo?
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May 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm
[font="Verdana"]I don't look like mine: the eyes are the wrong colour.[/font]
May 6, 2009 at 2:29 pm
...and GSquared is invisible ???
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May 6, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Flo, are you sure anyone can read that?
Me am happy and a Newbee, you know... So my question is
SELECT FROM FROM FROM WHERE FROM = FROM OR FROM = 'ItDepends'
This no work. Giving me too many cells. Give me the answer. Now. Immediately please!!!!!!! Have seen article for codes but me English not so good. What is DDL?
PS: Checked spell checker. No help.
May 6, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Bob Hovious (5/6/2009)
...and GSquared is invisible ???
Yeah. Haven't you noticed?
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May 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm
You really are a ninja, Gus!
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May 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Florian Reischl (5/6/2009)
:sick:
CREATE SCHEMA [%]GO
CREATE TABLE [%].[%] (Id INT IDENTITY PRIMARY KEY, i INT, [-] INT, [AND] INT, [*] INT, [%] VARCHAR(10))
CREATE INDEX [master.sys.objects] ON [%].[%] ([-]) INCLUDE ([*])
INSERT INTO [%].[%] SELECT 1, 2, 3, 4, 'blah'
SELECT i + [-] * [AND] % [*] [%]
FROM [%].[%]
WHERE [%].[%].[%] = 'blah'
Meh.
CREATE TABLE [['.[] (
[,] int,
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[['.[.'] int,
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SELECT [.].[['.[.'], [.].[,],[.].[[.], [.].[['.[.']
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Edit: Looks like it confused the forum's syntax highlighting.
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May 6, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Bruce W Cassidy (5/6/2009)
[font="Verdana"]Does anyone remember a language called Algol? I believe that in the original form, it had no concept of "reserved words", so it was perfectly valid to write expressions like:if if then then else else
Of course, you could really confuse matters with:
if else then if else then
... Or was that PL/1?
Bring back PROLOG, I say!
[/font]
I taught myself Algol when the teachers went on strike while I was in high school back in '76. I don't remember it not having the concept of reserved words. I remember you had different routines to print numerics and text. I found it to be an interesting language, and preferred it to Fortran. It also made learning Pascal, Modula-2, and Ada much easier.
I'd love it if someone came out with PROLOG.NET. I had the Borland Turbo Prolog and found it a fun language to play with as well.
May 6, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Jan Van der Eecken (5/6/2009)
What is DDL?
[font="Verdana"]It's a spray that you apply liberally to rid yourself of unwanted pests. :w00t:[/font]
May 6, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Bruce W Cassidy (5/6/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (5/6/2009)
What is DDL?[font="Verdana"]It's a spray that you apply liberally to rid yourself of unwanted pests. :w00t:[/font]
If you want a weird programming language, look at Whitespace.
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