May 28, 2009 at 7:04 am
Jack Corbett (5/27/2009)
GSquared (5/27/2009)
True enough, except for the horse part. You actually can make a horse drink, if you hold its nose underwater (I used to ride horses almost every day and used that trick a few times). But that's facts ruining a perfectly good cliche.OF course a horse is much bigger than me so I may not be able to get its nose in the water. I wonder what Steve's wife, Tia, would have to say about that trick 😛
Doesn't matter if the horse is bigger than you. Horses are easy to trick. They can't hold your weight with their neck muscles, so if you put your weight on the reigns and pull their nose down to the water, they'll resist, but you can make them put their head down.
If the horse wants to back up away from the water, instead of just trying to hold its head up, you lift one of its feet off the ground. They won't move when you do that, if you know what you're doing. Same thing blacksmiths do when they're shoeing the horse.
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May 28, 2009 at 7:46 am
Congrats to Wayne for hitting the 5000 posts. You win the grand prize... And the grand prize is...(Drum roll)
You get to host the SSC party... 😀
BTW, the echo guy is strange. He has been doing this quite often. Or give an answer without reading the question. :hehe:
-Roy
May 28, 2009 at 7:56 am
Roy Ernest (5/28/2009)
BTW, the echo guy is strange. He has been doing this quite often. Or give an answer without reading the question. :hehe:
Or posting bad advice (truncate tran log, shrink file. The latter specified with incorrect syntax)
He's irritating me a bit. If I want a mimic, I'll get a parrot.
Did you see the one where he repeated advice complete with spelling mistake?
Gail Shaw
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May 28, 2009 at 8:05 am
I was thinking maybe we should ask someone who is politically correct to tell him not to be parrot.. 😀
The people who comes in mind for this job is our resident "SAINT" and Steve. Steve is always politically correct and SAINT is SAINT.. 😀
EDIT : He is still active by mimicking Tom.. 😛
-Roy
May 28, 2009 at 8:07 am
No sooner had I read the last couple of echo comments than I recieve a notification
http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic724894-146-1.aspx
He's done it again.
EDIT: and now I'm echoing Roy :hehe:
May 28, 2009 at 8:14 am
Tom Brown (5/28/2009)
No sooner had I read the last couple of echo comments than I recieve a notificationhttp://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic724894-146-1.aspx
He's done it again.
EDIT: and now I'm echoing Roy :hehe:
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May 28, 2009 at 8:18 am
Roy Ernest (5/28/2009)
I was thinking maybe we should ask someone who is politically correct to tell him not to be parrot.. 😀
To hell with 'politically correct'. (I can be, I usually chose not to be)
Gail Shaw
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May 28, 2009 at 8:19 am
GSquared (5/28/2009)
... Doesn't matter if the horse is bigger than you. Horses are easy to trick.
And yet somehow, we are the ones providing them with food and shelter. 😀
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May 28, 2009 at 8:21 am
GilaMonster (5/28/2009)
Roy Ernest (5/28/2009)
BTW, the echo guy is strange. He has been doing this quite often. Or give an answer without reading the question. :hehe:Or posting bad advice (truncate tran log, shrink file. The latter specified with incorrect syntax)
He's irritating me a bit. If I want a mimic, I'll get a parrot.
Did you see the one where he repeated advice complete with spelling mistake?
He's getting on my nerves too. I called him on it in one post, but never got a response.
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May 28, 2009 at 8:24 am
GilaMonster (5/28/2009)
Roy Ernest (5/28/2009)
I was thinking maybe we should ask someone who is politically correct to tell him not to be parrot.. 😀To hell with 'politically correct'. (I can be, I usually chose not to be)
Just start reporting all his posts where he does this.
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May 28, 2009 at 8:25 am
Roy Ernest (5/28/2009)
The people who comes in mind for this job is our resident "SAINT" and Steve. Steve is always politically correct and SAINT is SAINT.. 😀
Unless ... :w00t: ... he is a conspiratorial invention of Steve - who is omnipresent - and all powerful - to keep us glued to this thread 😉
May 28, 2009 at 8:33 am
RBarryYoung (5/28/2009)
GSquared (5/28/2009)
... Doesn't matter if the horse is bigger than you. Horses are easy to trick.And yet somehow, we are the ones providing them with food and shelter. 😀
And they're the ones who day a full day's hard work for food, shelter, and a health plan. Cats are the ones that have us totally bamboozled as a species, not horses.
Reminds me of a joke about the difference between cats and dogs. Dogs take a look at their person, think, "Wow! This guy provides unlimited food, shelter, care, love and petting. He must be a god!", cats think, "Wow! This guy provides unlimited food, shelter, care, love and petting. I must be a god!"
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May 28, 2009 at 8:39 am
Cats were worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt. Cats have never forgotten that.
Gail Shaw
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SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
May 28, 2009 at 8:50 am
I see that the Operation "Kill the Parrot" is on the road... 😀
-Roy
May 28, 2009 at 8:54 am
Roy Ernest (5/28/2009)
I see that the Operation "Kill the Parrot" is on the road... 😀
Release the cats!!
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