Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Lynn Pettis - Friday, February 3, 2017 8:27 AM

    djj - Friday, February 3, 2017 4:45 AM

    Well half the company got notice of layoff yesterday, including yours truly. 
    I am to old for this! 
    So what job sites do people use these days?

    Really depends.  Dice, CareerBuilder, Monster, there are a lot.  My current position I found through InDeed.  I have an interview for a possible position next week that I have seen on several web sites but going through a Recruiter.

    By the way, I am excited but sort of ambivalent as I really don't want to leave where I am working at the moment,  I am told there is a lot for me to do as a SQL Server Professional, I just don't see it at this time.

    Monster has a nasty habit of throwing Administrative Assistant jobs at people looking for Database Administrator jobs. Because apparently we all want to make less money taking notes at meetings and answering phones rather than what we're really doing.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Lynn Pettis - Friday, February 3, 2017 8:37 AM

    Lynn Pettis - Friday, February 3, 2017 8:27 AM

    djj - Friday, February 3, 2017 4:45 AM

    Well half the company got notice of layoff yesterday, including yours truly. 
    I am to old for this! 
    So what job sites do people use these days?

    Really depends.  Dice, CareerBuilder, Monster, there are a lot.  My current position I found through InDeed.  I have an interview for a possible position next week that I have seen on several web sites but going through a Recruiter.

    By the way, I am excited but sort of ambivalent as I really don't want to leave where I am working at the moment,  I am told there is a lot for me to do as a SQL Server Professional, I just don't see it at this time.

    Going with one of Brandie's suggestions:
    http://allstate.jobs/ShowJob/Id/1082783/SQL-Database-Administrator/

    I'd think about if I knew I could work remotely and several other factors.  Again, though, I am happy here even though currently under utilized.

    YES! And then I can call you and bug you about X, Y, and Z at all weird hours of the day. @=)

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin - Friday, February 3, 2017 9:50 AM

    Lynn Pettis - Friday, February 3, 2017 8:37 AM

    Lynn Pettis - Friday, February 3, 2017 8:27 AM

    djj - Friday, February 3, 2017 4:45 AM

    Well half the company got notice of layoff yesterday, including yours truly. 
    I am to old for this! 
    So what job sites do people use these days?

    Really depends.  Dice, CareerBuilder, Monster, there are a lot.  My current position I found through InDeed.  I have an interview for a possible position next week that I have seen on several web sites but going through a Recruiter.

    By the way, I am excited but sort of ambivalent as I really don't want to leave where I am working at the moment,  I am told there is a lot for me to do as a SQL Server Professional, I just don't see it at this time.

    Going with one of Brandie's suggestions:
    http://allstate.jobs/ShowJob/Id/1082783/SQL-Database-Administrator/

    I'd think about if I knew I could work remotely and several other factors.  Again, though, I am happy here even though currently under utilized.

    YES! And then I can call you and bug you about X, Y, and Z at all weird hours of the day. @=)

    I have a nice setup at home, an ASUS ROG Gaming Computer (just wanted the power, don't really use it to play games (often)) with 17" display and 3 ASUS 28" UHD monitors.  Just need a better desk.

  • Jeff Moden - Friday, February 3, 2017 8:36 AM

    The bad ones give me folks that can't even tell me how to get the current date and time. 😉

    Since adding this as a question on my standard interview I have interviewed around 20-30 people. Now we are a bit different in that we hire developers who also have to write their own sql. But of those 20-30 in the last couple years I have had exactly 1 person who could answer this. That person was hired. We have another new person starting next week who couldn't answer that one. But since this is a developer position primarily we based that decision on their .net ability and in that part of the job they knocked it out of the park. So I will have to help them with the sql part but will likely learn some new skills from them on the .net side of the world.

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  • Sean Lange - Friday, February 3, 2017 10:19 AM

    Jeff Moden - Friday, February 3, 2017 8:36 AM

    The bad ones give me folks that can't even tell me how to get the current date and time. 😉

    Since adding this as a question on my standard interview I have interviewed around 20-30 people. Now we are a bit different in that we hire developers who also have to write their own sql. But of those 20-30 in the last couple years I have had exactly 1 person who could answer this. That person was hired. We have another new person starting next week who couldn't answer that one. But since this is a developer position primarily we based that decision on their .net ability and in that part of the job they knocked it out of the park. So I will have to help them with the sql part but will likely learn some new skills from them on the .net side of the world.

    Sean, does this mean that you do not call people who write T-SQL 'developers'?

    That sounds a bit like not calling drummers musicians!

    If you haven't even tried to resolve your issue, please don't expect the hard-working volunteers here to waste their time providing links to answers which you could easily have found yourself.

  • Phil Parkin - Friday, February 3, 2017 10:30 AM

    Sean Lange - Friday, February 3, 2017 10:19 AM

    Jeff Moden - Friday, February 3, 2017 8:36 AM

    The bad ones give me folks that can't even tell me how to get the current date and time. 😉

    Since adding this as a question on my standard interview I have interviewed around 20-30 people. Now we are a bit different in that we hire developers who also have to write their own sql. But of those 20-30 in the last couple years I have had exactly 1 person who could answer this. That person was hired. We have another new person starting next week who couldn't answer that one. But since this is a developer position primarily we based that decision on their .net ability and in that part of the job they knocked it out of the park. So I will have to help them with the sql part but will likely learn some new skills from them on the .net side of the world.

    Sean, does this mean that you do not call people who write T-SQL 'developers'?

    That sounds a bit like not calling drummers musicians!

    For heaven's sake of course not!!! I meant to say their primary focus of their job is application development with c#. 😀

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    Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.

    Need to split a string? Try Jeff Modens splitter http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally+Table/72993/.

    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

  • Time to patch up your SQL 2000 instances!
    SLAMMER is back for another go-round: http://blog.checkpoint.com/2017/02/02/sql-slammer-comeback/

    Taking bets that someone plugged an infected, unpatched machine back into the network for some reason, thus bringing SLAMMER back from the ash heap of history?

  • jasona.work - Monday, February 6, 2017 5:48 AM

    Time to patch up your SQL 2000 instances!
    SLAMMER is back for another go-round: http://blog.checkpoint.com/2017/02/02/sql-slammer-comeback/

    Taking bets that someone plugged an infected, unpatched machine back into the network for some reason, thus bringing SLAMMER back from the ash heap of history?

    How do we know this is hitting just SQL 2000? Couldn't one of the current versions of SQL have accidentally re-introduced the bug that made SLAMMER so effective in the first place?

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin - Monday, February 6, 2017 6:32 AM

    jasona.work - Monday, February 6, 2017 5:48 AM

    Time to patch up your SQL 2000 instances!
    SLAMMER is back for another go-round: http://blog.checkpoint.com/2017/02/02/sql-slammer-comeback/

    Taking bets that someone plugged an infected, unpatched machine back into the network for some reason, thus bringing SLAMMER back from the ash heap of history?

    How do we know this is hitting just SQL 2000? Couldn't one of the current versions of SQL have accidentally re-introduced the bug that made SLAMMER so effective in the first place?

    Doubt that's the case, the UDP buffer overflow flaw was a spectacular cock up, it would take a truly supreme idiot to repeat that one.
    😎

  • jasona.work - Monday, February 6, 2017 5:48 AM

    Time to patch up your SQL 2000 instances!
    SLAMMER is back for another go-round: http://blog.checkpoint.com/2017/02/02/sql-slammer-comeback/

    Taking bets that someone plugged an infected, unpatched machine back into the network for some reason, thus bringing SLAMMER back from the ash heap of history?

    But our SQL 7 instances will be safe, yes?

    *cough*

    Thomas Rushton
    blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

  • Hello everyone,

    Been good? Back from the boat. Had a great time (probably a little too good on Saturday night since all the work was done). Blog got hacked, but I think I'm recovered (although now it looks as ugly as sin since I nuked the old template and have installed a new one to ensure that was not the avenue of attack, plus, the old template didn't support mobile, wasn't HTML5, etc.). Changed about six different passwords plus disabling FTP and some other things, again, just in case. Still working on a final set of two-factor authentication. YAY!

    ----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software

  • Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, February 6, 2017 6:38 AM

    Brandie Tarvin - Monday, February 6, 2017 6:32 AM

    jasona.work - Monday, February 6, 2017 5:48 AM

    Time to patch up your SQL 2000 instances!
    SLAMMER is back for another go-round: http://blog.checkpoint.com/2017/02/02/sql-slammer-comeback/

    Taking bets that someone plugged an infected, unpatched machine back into the network for some reason, thus bringing SLAMMER back from the ash heap of history?

    How do we know this is hitting just SQL 2000? Couldn't one of the current versions of SQL have accidentally re-introduced the bug that made SLAMMER so effective in the first place?

    Doubt that's the case, the UDP buffer overflow flaw was a spectacular cock up, it would take a truly supreme idiot to repeat that one.
    😎

    No worries, Eirikur, the world has an uncanny ability to always produce a better idiot. :hehe:

  • So apparently there is more than one way to hack a system.

    Anyone using FM radio lately?

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin - Monday, February 6, 2017 9:28 AM

    So apparently there is more than one way to hack a system.

    Anyone using FM radio lately?

    FM radios are useful for noise generation, pseudo random data samples etc.
    😎

  • Brandie Tarvin - Friday, February 3, 2017 9:48 AM

    Lynn Pettis - Friday, February 3, 2017 8:27 AM

    djj - Friday, February 3, 2017 4:45 AM

    Well half the company got notice of layoff yesterday, including yours truly. 
    I am to old for this! 
    So what job sites do people use these days?

    Really depends.  Dice, CareerBuilder, Monster, there are a lot.  My current position I found through InDeed.  I have an interview for a possible position next week that I have seen on several web sites but going through a Recruiter.

    By the way, I am excited but sort of ambivalent as I really don't want to leave where I am working at the moment,  I am told there is a lot for me to do as a SQL Server Professional, I just don't see it at this time.

    Monster has a nasty habit of throwing Administrative Assistant jobs at people looking for Database Administrator jobs. Because apparently we all want to make less money taking notes at meetings and answering phones rather than what we're really doing.

    A while ago, someone thought that I was looking for a job as a waiter, because my resume contained the word "Server"

    Drew

    J. Drew Allen
    Business Intelligence Analyst
    Philadelphia, PA

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