February 3, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Bruce W Cassidy (2/3/2009)
I'm still struggling with reading most of the questions. I think it's because I'm such a noob.
Nah. You're not the only one. That's the original reason for this Thread's existence.
p.s. apologies for bad spelling in ths thread or others. I'm working on a laptop with a partially working screen and partially working keyboard.
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February 3, 2009 at 12:57 pm
GilaMonster (2/3/2009)
Bruce W Cassidy (2/3/2009)
I'm still struggling with reading most of the questions. I think it's because I'm such a noob.Nah. You're not the only one. That's the original reason for this Thread's existence.
p.s. apologies for bad spelling in ths thread or others. I'm working on a laptop with a partially working screen and partially working keyboard.
Use the force.
February 3, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Use your mind's eye... no need to use your actual eyes to post messages here. God knows that I'm unconsciously typing when I'm at my best!
February 3, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Lynn Pettis (2/3/2009)
GilaMonster (2/3/2009)
Bruce W Cassidy (2/3/2009)
I'm still struggling with reading most of the questions. I think it's because I'm such a noob.Nah. You're not the only one. That's the original reason for this Thread's existence.
p.s. apologies for bad spelling in ths thread or others. I'm working on a laptop with a partially working screen and partially working keyboard.
Use the force.
Yeah, no kidding qui jong whatever. Get it together.
On topic: I have trouble reading the questions sometimes when they're in nice clear, easy to understand English.
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February 3, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Grant Fritchey (2/3/2009)
Lynn Pettis (2/3/2009)
GilaMonster (2/3/2009)
Bruce W Cassidy (2/3/2009)
I'm still struggling with reading most of the questions. I think it's because I'm such a noob.Nah. You're not the only one. That's the original reason for this Thread's existence.
p.s. apologies for bad spelling in ths thread or others. I'm working on a laptop with a partially working screen and partially working keyboard.
Use the force.
Yeah, no kidding qui jong whatever. Get it together.
On topic: I have trouble reading the questions sometimes when they're in nice clear, easy to understand English.
Your link is broke (imagine if you will the repeating Monty Python...)
February 3, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I think he meant http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic642190-145-1.aspx#bm648464
Thanks for the laugh Grant... 🙂
David
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February 3, 2009 at 1:18 pm
And apparently I'm no longer able to work the link buttony thing... If only it were a fiber optic laser beam assembler... I'd be fine.
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February 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Grant Fritchey (2/3/2009)
And apparently I'm no longer able to work the link buttony thing... If only it were a fiber optic laser beam assembler... I'd be fine.
You are not the only one... Me too did the same thingy. 😀
-Roy
February 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm
a gee-whiz fiber optic laser beam assembler?:D
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February 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (2/3/2009)
a gee-whiz fiber optic laser beam assembler?:D
Somebody has to tell me how I get one of these.
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February 3, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Steve Jones - Editor (2/3/2009)
a gee-whiz fiber optic laser beam assembler?:D
Standard model. She Who Must Be Obeyed makes me cut corners.
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February 3, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I keep trying to tell y'all that a whizbang fibre-optic laser beam DISassembler is preferable. Like the lightsabre it's an elegant weapon... not as clumsy or random as a blaster.
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February 3, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Grant Fritchey (2/3/2009)
And apparently I'm no longer able to work the link buttony thing... If only it were a fiber optic laser beam assembler... I'd be fine.
I always have to edit the output from the link buttony thing. I keep thinking it is me BUT...
David
@SQLTentmaker“He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose” - Jim Elliot
February 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I just have to blink and be the first to ask.
Is this thread dead?
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February 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Nah, only 24 hours between posts. We just haven't hit another question to go off on. Although there was one today where the OP finally posted DDL and test data, but it appeared to be using ORACLE (varchar2 datatype).
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