Two cow-boys, Jim and John, were slowly riding toward Tucson, in the 1870's ...
One of them, Jim, having some physiological needs, jumped down his horse, and went to hide himself behind a huge rock (in the desert).
Unfortunately, hidden in the rock, there was a bell snake that "kissed" him just "there" ...
Jim started screaming: "John, save me ! run to the city and ask to the doctor what we need to do !"
Cloppete, cloppete, ... John went to the doctor and said: "Help ! help! my friend has been hit by a bell snake, what I have to do ?"
The doctor (stinking of gin) replied: "It's easy: you have to cut where the snake hit and suck out the venom".
John went back.
Jim said: "Help me ! tell me what the doctor said".
"That you have to die", John replied.
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