How a DBA will propose to girl for marriage
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Hi,
How a DBA Will propose a girl for marriage.
I selected u from * .
pls help
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SELECT * FROM EmptyHalf
UNION
SELECT * FROM BetterHalf
(assuming you are a guy asking a woman...)
I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.
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How bout
SELECT TOP 1 FROM DatingPool WHERE Quality = 'Perfect' AND Compatibility = TRUE
Good Hunting!AJ Ahrens
webmaster@kritter.net -
The other side (Disclaimer, I'm not married)
SELECT 'Married?' =
CASE
WHEN Married IS NULL THEN 'Ambiguous'
WHEN Married = 'NO' THEN MAX [Free Time]
WHEN Married = 'YES' THEN .5*(Disposable income)
END
FROM Status
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AJ,
Love it but I would add one more criteria
"AND Brain IS NOT NULL"
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I'd love to get 1/2 !!!!
I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.
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use pubs
GO
Create Procedure GetDataXML as
-- This procedure will be used with FillDataSetXML
select * from Hot for xml auto,elements
select * from Single for xml auto,elements
select * from CuteName for xml auto,elements
GO
Create Procedure GetDataNestedXML as
-- This will return Nested XML.
select * from Bar inner join Drunk
on Bar.age_id >= Single.age_id
order by Bar.job_desc for xml auto,elements
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And the winner of spending TOO MUCH time thinking about this is GPF2^192
Good Hunting!AJ Ahrens
webmaster@kritter.net -
Real production DBAs never propose or suggest anything! They normally will hold the fort against any propositions or suggestions. The nature of the job.
I assume all of other posts were about a Developmet DBA
Yelena
Regards,Yelena Varsha
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Now that's my kind of girl... married yet
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my code aint for making the proposal.. for I would have to put somethng together in visio and msproject first then rounds of discussion of putting the team to together for planning/debugging/deployment/backup/alert management/disaster management life cycle...
My stored procedure just would have worked as a way to get the various candidates sorted though my 'man' eyes.
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To RGR'us:
Real DBA don't disclose any status 🙂
But I like your profile!!! (absence of any information) You look like a real one!
Yelena
Regards,Yelena Varsha
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If only that were true, maybe soon
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SELECT partner
FROM world_population
WHERE gender = 'FEMALE'
AND isbreathing = 'TRUE'
AND ismarried = 'FALSE'
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SELECT partner
FROM world_population
WHERE gender = 'FEMALE'
AND isbreathing = 'TRUE'
AND ismarried = 'FALSE'
And here you will get the one and only mate for you.
Mike
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