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  • September 29, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    #170525

    A DBA, a Developer, and a Network Administrator walk into a bar...

    I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

  • October 2, 2006 at 8:00 am

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  • October 5, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    #664429

    ...and the bartender says:  "What is this?  Some kind of joke?" 

    My hovercraft is full of eels.

  • October 5, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    #664468

    Now that's what I was looking for!!! 

    I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

  • October 9, 2006 at 10:19 am

    #664842

    The Developer offers to buy the drinks. The DBA gives him permission. Meanwhile, the Network Administrator has disconnected the beer line from the pump. The drinks arrive late and nobody gets what they asked for.

    Needs a little work...

  • October 9, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    #664873

    How all 3 of them met in the same place anyway? They each belong to a different habitat.

    Regards,Yelena Varsha

  • October 9, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    #664881

    Hey,

    What do you mean? I am all three at least on paper when I finished my MCDBA I had only one exam left to be MCSE so I took it.  But here on planet earth I do both DBA and first Java and now C# .NET developer, I love relational algebra and calculus, because most math comes with proof.

    And you can tell I am wooden.

    Kind regards,
    Gift Peddie

  • October 9, 2006 at 5:06 pm

    #664885

    So Sybil...  What color is the sky in your world?  (All three in one body - can't be good...  do you fight with yourself?) 

    I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

  • October 9, 2006 at 5:33 pm

    #664886

    Hmmm correction I have never worked as a Network Admin and don't intend to.

    So who is crazy now? LOL

    Kind regards,
    Gift Peddie

  • October 9, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    #664892

    I've read your very helpful and insightful responses for quite some time now, Gift Peddie. 

    But I cannot testify to your sanity... 

    I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

  • October 9, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    #664895

     hmmm Methinks you are talking from experience.

    Kind regards,
    Gift Peddie

  • October 10, 2006 at 10:00 am

    #665044

    OK,

    I correct my question, now it says: "How all 3 of them could meet at the same place at the same time?"

    - the DBA comes on schedule

    - the Developer is always ahead

    - the Network Admin calls about him being not available for another several hours

    Regards,Yelena Varsha

  • October 10, 2006 at 12:13 pm

    #665065

    ...and the DBA hears this little voice saying "Hey man, nice shirt".  About the same time, the developer hears another little voice that says "Wow, those shoes are great, where did you get them."  The network admin is starting to feel left out until he hears this little voice that says:  "Dude, your haircut totally rocks".

    Naturally they're all smiles, but they're also wondering where all the little voices are coming from.  So they ask the bartender.  "Oh that?" he replies, "that's the peanuts".

    "The peanuts??" they all reply in unison somewhat confused.  "Yes" says the bartender, "You see, the peanuts here are complimentary."  

    Other bar jokes (this should really be a Friday thread but what the heck...)

    A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

    Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    A loudly dressed golfer walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "Wow, that's pretty cool.  Where did you get him?"

    And the parrot says "Out there on the golf course...there's a ton of 'em!"

    My hovercraft is full of eels.

  • October 13, 2006 at 10:22 am

    #665784

    The Developer is always ahead?  Is that the joke?    heheee

    I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

  • October 16, 2006 at 9:28 am

    #666035

    Well, good point.

    Correction to the joke: "Developer always think he is ahead...". Another line for him: "Developer comes to the place in his virtual reality..."

    Regards,Yelena Varsha

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