The insult before Christmas
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Someone once wrote that the upper classes make illegal those pleasures of the lower classes of which they disapprove.
Oh, man, this must be the very reason for TV soaps, "Who wants to be millionaire", yetanothercastingshow and what all these are called.
I guess you also know that someone else _very_ long ago created the slogan "Panem et Circenses"
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I didn't realize that Manchester and Portland, OR have the same weather forecasting techniques.
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Hmmmm.
Me in the 70's I guess you would have to say I am about 250 pounds heavier, much taller, and a h@!! of a lot more hair. But wait I do recall bell bottoms (they tried to make a come back in the late 90's ealry 2000's) and I really was looking for a pair of leather ones in high school. Funny thing was I was the geek but always was 2 years ahead of the fashion curve. The whole Metallica shaves all but the top of their head I was doing after watching a really cool Kung Fu flick which I liked the topnot and did about a year before they. Everyone said geek, and dweeb but after my hair had come back and Metallica started doing it I just laughed at all those who decided to follow along. Oh well, guess I need to stop at the bar where my class val is stripping one of these days to say hi.
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I like Metallica!
But if I look back now, it seems that my hair is getting shorter and fewer each time I see them. I guess I should blame it on their music.
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Frank Kalis
Microsoft SQL Server MVP
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SELECT SUM(Hair)
FROM dbo.AspiringDBA
Produces the same results that it did 15 years ago. The difference comes when you do
SELECT Location,SUM(HAIR)
FROM dbo.AspiringDBA
GROUP BY Location WITH ROLLUP
..and see NULL against head.
Actually I'm doing pretty well on that front and the only grey is when I don't shave. Never really got into Metallica, I'm more of a Rush man myself.
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Well, Rush is quite okay. Back in those days when I played bass guitar, Geddy Lee was a hero.
Ever thought of CROSS JOINing your hair?
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Frank Kalis
Microsoft SQL Server MVP
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My blog: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs/frankkalis/[/url] -
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My problem is that not only is it not receding from forehead but... the hair is now apparently fighting an offensive in my ears, down the back off my neck and now sprouting on my back and LOWER.....
Good Hunting!AJ Ahrens
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I have a mental image of Chewbacca in a bikini
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Hm, do you suspect that this place is infiltrated by those guys from Star Wars?
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Frank Kalis
Microsoft SQL Server MVP
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Well no matter how much I would like to look like Aragorn from Lord of the Rings I just know that I will end up looking like Yoda eventually.
I'm just grateful I don't look like Jabba the Hut.
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Well, at least Yoda is wiser than Smeagol, though I can't remember what Yoda usually eats. Think it might be better not to dive too deep into that topic anyway
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Frank Kalis
Microsoft SQL Server MVP
Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs
My blog: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs/frankkalis/[/url]
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