May 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Wide open
-- You can't be late until you show up.
May 13, 2010 at 2:19 pm
kebbie
Betcha Tom gets this without using his favorite search engine!
-- You can't be late until you show up.
May 13, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Toast. As in 'your database is ...'
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
May 13, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Spectator Event (as in Watching your Database become toast)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 13, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Curriculum Vitae. -- in what to update if you don't have backups and your database is toast (To all us Americans that is a Resume)
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KB Article from Microsoft on how to ask a question on a Forum
May 13, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Trey Staker (5/13/2010)
Curriculum Vitae. -- in what to update if you don't have backups and your database is toast (To all us Americans that is a Resume)
or CV for short:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 14, 2010 at 2:12 am
Continuously-variable transmission
For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden
May 14, 2010 at 5:38 am
Misanthrope (not me personally)
Mike
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey
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May 14, 2010 at 8:02 am
CirquedeSQLeil (5/13/2010)
Dentist
Steve Martin - Little Shop of Horrors.
Joe
May 14, 2010 at 10:44 am
Philanthropy
-------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx
May 14, 2010 at 10:49 am
mbricker-600840 (5/14/2010)
Misanthrope (not me personally)
Lycanthrope --not me personally 😉
May 14, 2010 at 11:04 am
Lollipop
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 14, 2010 at 11:16 am
Lollygag
Mike
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey
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May 14, 2010 at 11:22 am
lollapaloosa
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 14, 2010 at 11:27 am
CirquedeSQLeil (5/14/2010)
lollapaloosa
August 6-8, Grant Park, Chicago
Mike
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey
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