Post reply

Today's Random Word!

  • September 21, 2016 at 9:07 am

    #1902210

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Tally Tables - Performance Personified
    String Splitting with True Performance
    Best practices on how to ask questions

  • September 21, 2016 at 10:49 am

    #1902237

    Ed Wagner (9/21/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Madison (Square)

    +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
    Check out my blog at https://pianorayk.wordpress.com/

  • September 22, 2016 at 6:35 am

    #1902438

    Ray K (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/21/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Madison (Square)

    Zingers (Dolly Madison Bakery)

  • September 22, 2016 at 7:49 am

    #1902467

    eccentricDBA (9/22/2016)

    Ray K (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/21/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Madison (Square)

    Zingers (Dolly Madison Bakery)

    Snoballs ®

  • September 22, 2016 at 9:24 am

    #1902508

    Kaye Cahs (9/22/2016)

    eccentricDBA (9/22/2016)

    Ray K (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/21/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Madison (Square)

    Zingers (Dolly Madison Bakery)

    Snoballs ®

    Calories

  • September 22, 2016 at 10:38 am

    #1902546

    Revenant (9/22/2016)

    Kaye Cahs (9/22/2016)

    eccentricDBA (9/22/2016)

    Ray K (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/21/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Madison (Square)

    Zingers (Dolly Madison Bakery)

    Snoballs ®

    Calories

    Counting

  • September 22, 2016 at 11:45 am

    #1902587

    djj (9/22/2016)

    Revenant (9/22/2016)

    Kaye Cahs (9/22/2016)

    eccentricDBA (9/22/2016)

    Ray K (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/21/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Madison (Square)

    Zingers (Dolly Madison Bakery)

    Snoballs ®

    Calories

    Counting

    Down

    SELECT quote FROM brain WHERE original = 1
    0 rows returned

  • September 22, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    #1902610

    Y.B. (9/22/2016)

    djj (9/22/2016)

    Revenant (9/22/2016)

    Kaye Cahs (9/22/2016)

    eccentricDBA (9/22/2016)

    Ray K (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/21/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Madison (Square)

    Zingers (Dolly Madison Bakery)

    Snoballs ®

    Calories

    Counting

    Down

    Out

  • September 22, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    #1902614

    djj (9/22/2016)

    Y.B. (9/22/2016)

    djj (9/22/2016)

    Revenant (9/22/2016)

    Kaye Cahs (9/22/2016)

    eccentricDBA (9/22/2016)

    Ray K (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/21/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Madison (Square)

    Zingers (Dolly Madison Bakery)

    Snoballs ®

    Calories

    Counting

    Down

    Out

    Delivery

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".
    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

  • September 23, 2016 at 12:48 am

    #1902709

    Jeff Moden (9/22/2016)

    djj (9/22/2016)

    Y.B. (9/22/2016)

    djj (9/22/2016)

    Revenant (9/22/2016)

    Kaye Cahs (9/22/2016)

    eccentricDBA (9/22/2016)

    Ray K (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/21/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/21/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Grumpy DBA (9/20/2016)

    Ed Wagner (9/20/2016)

    Butter

    Face

    Palm

    Rosey

    Garden

    Madison (Square)

    Zingers (Dolly Madison Bakery)

    Snoballs ®

    Calories

    Counting

    Down

    Out

    Delivery

    Van

    -------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
    There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
    I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

  • September 23, 2016 at 3:23 am

    #1902728

    Stuart Davies (9/23/2016)

    Jeff Moden (9/22/2016)

    Delivery

    Van

    Front

    Tom

  • September 23, 2016 at 3:57 am

    #1902734

    TomThomson (9/23/2016)

    Stuart Davies (9/23/2016)

    Jeff Moden (9/22/2016)

    Delivery

    Van

    Front

    Line

    Thomas Rushton
    blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

  • September 23, 2016 at 4:24 am

    #1902740

    ThomasRushton (9/23/2016)

    TomThomson (9/23/2016)

    Stuart Davies (9/23/2016)

    Jeff Moden (9/22/2016)

    Delivery

    Van

    Front

    Line

    Flatworld

    Hugo Kornelis, SQL Server/Data Platform MVP (2006-2016)
    Visit my SQL Server blog: https://sqlserverfast.com/blog/
    SQL Server Execution Plan Reference: https://sqlserverfast.com/epr/

  • September 23, 2016 at 5:15 am

    #1902749

    Hugo Kornelis (9/23/2016)

    ThomasRushton (9/23/2016)

    TomThomson (9/23/2016)

    Stuart Davies (9/23/2016)

    Jeff Moden (9/22/2016)

    Delivery

    Van

    Front

    Line

    Flatworld

    Galileo

    Tally Tables - Performance Personified
    String Splitting with True Performance
    Best practices on how to ask questions

  • September 23, 2016 at 7:10 am

    #1902772

    Ed Wagner (9/23/2016)

    Hugo Kornelis (9/23/2016)

    ThomasRushton (9/23/2016)

    TomThomson (9/23/2016)

    Stuart Davies (9/23/2016)

    Jeff Moden (9/22/2016)

    Delivery

    Van

    Front

    Line

    Flatworld

    Galileo

    Galliano

Viewing 15 posts - 16,876 through 16,890 (of 21,190 total)

You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Login to reply