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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 1

tosscrosby

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July 6, 2010 at 12:21 pm

#1189271

baby got back!

-- You can't be late until you show up.

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July 6, 2010 at 9:01 pm

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tosscrosby (7/6/2010)

baby got back!

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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CirquedeSQLeil (7/6/2010)

tosscrosby (7/6/2010)

baby got back!

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers might deny

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July 7, 2010 at 6:34 am

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Sir Mixalot, what a poet! Definitely ahead of his time.

-- You can't be late until you show up.

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July 7, 2010 at 7:40 am

#1189610

Vacation (which ended yesterday -- what'd I miss?)

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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 6

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July 7, 2010 at 10:12 am

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Ray K (7/7/2010)

what'd I miss?

Us?

-- You can't be late until you show up.

Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 7

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July 7, 2010 at 10:53 am

#1189749

Ray K (7/7/2010)

what'd I miss?

The world ending? That usually happens when I take a break. 😛

-- Kit

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July 7, 2010 at 11:26 am

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Ray K (7/7/2010)

Vacation (which ended yesterday -- what'd I miss?)

Vacation - wish I was starting one 🙁

Joe

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July 7, 2010 at 2:36 pm

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tosscrosby (7/7/2010)

Sir Mixalot, what a poet! Definitely ahead of his time.

Buttermilk Biscuits

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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crookj (7/7/2010)

Ray K (7/7/2010)

Vacation (which ended yesterday -- what'd I miss?)

Vacation - wish I was starting one 🙁

Joe

Just ended one and really need another.:-D

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Trey Staker

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July 7, 2010 at 3:54 pm

#1189903

What is this vacation thing you speak of?

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Trey Staker (7/7/2010)

What is this vacation thing you speak of?

A mythical creature that tastes much like steak.

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 13

Trey Staker (7/7/2010)

What is this vacation thing you speak of?

It's that thing involving being able to afford her some time that one frequently promises to ones wife but rarely materialises.

But I've beaten the system: I promised Ann I would take 8 months off, and it's now streteched to over 11, which puts me 3 months ahead of commitment. But she's really browned off because I've been busier that I was when I wasn't on vacation. I guess I have to retire, then she'll be happy (if she ever sees me - retirement is even busier, I understand).

Tom

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 14

CirquedeSQLeil (7/7/2010)

crookj (7/7/2010)

Ray K (7/7/2010)

Vacation (which ended yesterday -- what'd I miss?)

Vacation - wish I was starting one 🙁

Joe

Just ended one and really need another.:-D

DITTO....I've been back home less than 2 weeks, my tan is fading, and I'm already starting to plan my next family trip. It's just too bad it will be next summer before we take it.

John Rowan

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 15

Tom.Thomson (7/7/2010)

retirement is even busier, I understand.

Keep it that way! Blokes who retire in the common sense seldom last the year.

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