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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150457 More actions · Answer 1

Paul White

SSC Guru

Points: 150457

July 19, 2010 at 9:01 am

#1194940

Chris Morris-439714 (7/19/2010)

Ok - you Sue, me Chris.

I've got to tighten up on defence: I was wide open to that!

Paul White
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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 2

Paul White NZ (7/19/2010)

Chris Morris-439714 (7/19/2010)

Ok - you Sue, me Chris.

I've got to tighten up on defence: I was wide open to that!

A very expensive geezer called Fabio was recently heard saying the exact same thing.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 3

SQLRNNR

SSC Guru

Points: 281324

July 19, 2010 at 9:59 am

#1194976

skewered

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 4

CirquedeSQLeil (7/19/2010)

skewered

Slowly

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 5

Kit G

SSCrazy

Points: 2888

July 19, 2010 at 10:12 am

#1194985

Chris Morris-439714 (7/19/2010)

CirquedeSQLeil (7/19/2010)

skewered

Slowly

Delicately

-- Kit

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 6

John Rowan

SSC Guru

Points: 56440

July 19, 2010 at 11:46 am

#1195037

Delicacy

John Rowan

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 7

SQLRNNR

SSC Guru

Points: 281324

July 19, 2010 at 12:02 pm

#1195043

medium rare

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
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SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 8

tosscrosby (7/16/2010)

lumbricus terrestris can be a money-maker, depending on where you live...

I'm in the mid-west. They would make money here. I'll be adding that to my product line along with meal worms, silkworms and possibly horn worms. I need to get up and running with my superworm production and get my web-site built out first though.

John Rowan

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 9

John Rowan (7/19/2010)

tosscrosby (7/16/2010)

lumbricus terrestris can be a money-maker, depending on where you live...

I'm in the mid-west. They would make money here. I'll be adding that to my product line along with meal worms, silkworms and possibly horn worms. I need to get up and running with my superworm production and get my web-site built out first though.

Once you get that site running, let me know. I want to send you a worm.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 728159 More actions · Answer 10

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

SSC Guru

Points: 728159

July 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm

#1195075

Sore.

A long weekend

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Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 11

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

July 19, 2010 at 1:13 pm

#1195093

Steve Jones - Editor (7/19/2010)

Sore.

A long weekend

Not sore. Fun weekend.....don't get too many of these.

Chad Crawford SSChampion Points: 11610 More actions · Answer 12

Paul White NZ (7/19/2010)

That reminds me - isn't Stargate Universe disappointing? (It has just started screening over here).

Yup, very disappointing. Been watching for over 10 years now and own all of SG1 and all but 1 season of SGA on DVD - 'bout ready to abandon it now though. Holding on just out of habit. I can't believe they got a Season 2 of SG-U going.

Chad

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 13

CirquedeSQLeil (7/19/2010)

John Rowan (7/19/2010)

tosscrosby (7/16/2010)

lumbricus terrestris can be a money-maker, depending on where you live...

I'm in the mid-west. They would make money here. I'll be adding that to my product line along with meal worms, silkworms and possibly horn worms. I need to get up and running with my superworm production and get my web-site built out first though.

Once you get that site running, let me know. I want to send you a worm.

Ha, I bet you do....

John Rowan

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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 14

Chad Crawford (7/19/2010)

Paul White NZ (7/19/2010)

That reminds me - isn't Stargate Universe disappointing? (It has just started screening over here).

Yup, very disappointing. Been watching for over 10 years now and own all of SG1 and all but 1 season of SGA on DVD - 'bout ready to abandon it now though. Holding on just out of habit. I can't believe they got a Season 2 of SG-U going.

Chad

I liked SG-1 and SGA. I think they were pushing their luck beyond that.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281324 More actions · Answer 15

John Rowan (7/19/2010)

CirquedeSQLeil (7/19/2010)

John Rowan (7/19/2010)

tosscrosby (7/16/2010)

lumbricus terrestris can be a money-maker, depending on where you live...

I'm in the mid-west. They would make money here. I'll be adding that to my product line along with meal worms, silkworms and possibly horn worms. I need to get up and running with my superworm production and get my web-site built out first though.

Once you get that site running, let me know. I want to send you a worm.

Ha, I bet you do....

Evil snicker - HAHAHA.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events