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  • November 23, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    #1412522

    crookj (11/23/2011)

    WOTD - Mojo

    Mojo rojo y mojo verde

    Tom

  • November 23, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    #1412523

    Ninja's_RGR'us (11/23/2011)

    Dev (11/23/2011)

    Mojo Jojo

    p.s. somebody please tell me when it will be over 😉 what are the rules?

    SELECT Rules = Who cares + NULL 😉

    That's far too prescriptive.

    Tom

  • November 23, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    #1412541

    L' Eomot Inversé (11/23/2011)

    Ninja's_RGR'us (11/23/2011)

    Dev (11/23/2011)

    Mojo Jojo

    p.s. somebody please tell me when it will be over 😉 what are the rules?

    SELECT Rules = Who cares + NULL 😉

    That's far too prescriptive.

    Well, it is what it is. Happy Thanksgiving to all. (Except the Canadians who had is in October. 🙂 )

  • November 24, 2011 at 4:46 am

    #1412640

    Revenant (11/23/2011)

    L' Eomot Inversé (11/23/2011)

    Ninja's_RGR'us (11/23/2011)

    Dev (11/23/2011)

    Mojo Jojo

    p.s. somebody please tell me when it will be over 😉 what are the rules?

    SELECT Rules = Who cares + NULL 😉

    That's far too prescriptive.

    Well, it is what it is. Happy Thanksgiving to all. (Except the Canadians who had is in October. 🙂 )

    As always, we ahead of y'all down south :-P.

  • November 28, 2011 at 7:05 am

    #1413409

    still stuffed

  • November 28, 2011 at 7:12 am

    #1413412

    Daniel Bowlin (11/28/2011)

    still stuffed

    Stuffed Turkey 😀

  • November 28, 2011 at 7:14 am

    #1413418

    @tom: Changed avatar?

  • November 28, 2011 at 7:36 am

    #1413445

    Dev (11/28/2011)

    @Tom: Changed avatar?

    Yes - changed avatar to match sig. Also changed sig to different quote from same author because one of the ladies reacted to the previous quotes (that took a while, I was beginning to think none of them would). Using avatar and sig as (harmless, I hope) way of clowning around.

    Tom

  • November 28, 2011 at 9:21 am

    #1413499

    Hokey

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • November 28, 2011 at 9:25 am

    #1413501

    SQLRNNR (11/28/2011)

    Hokey

    Jockey 😉

  • November 28, 2011 at 9:29 am

    #1413506

    Dev (11/28/2011)

    SQLRNNR (11/28/2011)

    Hokey

    Jockey 😉

    Stocky

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • November 28, 2011 at 9:43 am

    #1413518

    Dev (11/28/2011)

    SQLRNNR (11/28/2011)

    Hokey

    Jockey 😉

    Hokey code jockey

  • November 28, 2011 at 9:51 am

    #1413522

    SQLRNNR (11/28/2011)

    Dev (11/28/2011)

    SQLRNNR (11/28/2011)

    Hokey

    Jockey 😉

    Stocky

    Pocky

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  • November 28, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    #1413604

    WOTD - obfuscation

  • November 29, 2011 at 3:25 am

    #1413891

    Evil Kraig F (11/22/2011)

    SQLRNNR (11/22/2011)

    riddle

    Question Mark

    Mark is innocent!

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

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