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  • March 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    #1128100

    fibula

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • March 3, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    #1128103

    sore, as in still after working 9 soccer games this past weekend.

  • March 3, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    #1128108

    Lynn Pettis (3/3/2010)

    sore, as in still after working 9 soccer games this past weekend.

    showing your age a bit there Lynn

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • March 4, 2010 at 6:29 am

    #1128469

    bcsims 90437 (3/3/2010)

    ingrown...

    toenail. Sorry couldn't resist.

    Hey, how do you get it so your post contains the text of another post in a box? I tried clicking on the REPLY + and the Quote buttons, but it didn't work. Thx, Barb

    Simply hit the quote button that's above the post you want to quote....I've personally never seen it fail on SSC.

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • March 4, 2010 at 6:44 am

    #1128476

    jcrawf02 (2/25/2010)

    CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)

    crookj (2/25/2010)

    CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)

    pre-planning

    As we used to say in the Military.... (6 Ps)

    P - P - P - P - P - P

    (Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance)

    Joe

    Planning - yes

    But planning your planning to plan your plan for the plan of action?

    No plan survives first contact. So why bother 😛

    Catastrof***

    The consequence of no plan at all.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • March 4, 2010 at 8:41 am

    #1128543

    Cat atrophy.....

    What happens when you cat doesn't get enough exercise.

    Mike

    Mike

    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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  • March 4, 2010 at 9:02 am

    #1128551

    mbricker-600840 (3/4/2010)

    Cat atrophy.....

    What happens when you cat doesn't get enough exercise.

    Mike

    Dimensional transmogrifier. A truck - turns 3 dimensional cats into 2 dimensional ones.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • March 4, 2010 at 9:06 am

    #1128554

    catatonic

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • March 4, 2010 at 10:00 am

    #1128593

    Cataclysm

    (results after a situation when NO plan is place):w00t:

  • March 4, 2010 at 10:10 am

    #1128603

    Catamaran

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • March 4, 2010 at 10:14 am

    #1128607

    cataclysmic

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • March 4, 2010 at 10:37 am

    #1128626

    Category = what happens after the truck makes your cat 2-dimensional

  • March 4, 2010 at 10:43 am

    #1128630

    catamount - what you do with the cat after it becomes 2-d

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • March 4, 2010 at 11:23 am

    #1128659

    tosscrosby-60625 (3/4/2010)

    bcsims 90437 (3/3/2010)

    ingrown...

    toenail. Sorry couldn't resist.

    Hey, how do you get it so your post contains the text of another post in a box? I tried clicking on the REPLY + and the Quote buttons, but it didn't work. Thx, Barb

    Simply hit the quote button that's above the post you want to quote....I've personally never seen it fail on SSC.

    Ok giving it a try. B.

  • March 4, 2010 at 11:29 am

    #1128667

    tosscrosby-60625 (3/4/2010)

    Catamaran

    Class 40 ... Yippee Ki Yay, the class 40 boat that I get to sail on!

    P.S. The quote thing is really cool. Simple things amuse simple minds, I guess.

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