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• Neil Burton

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  February 5, 2014 at 1:25 am

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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• Ed Wagner

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  February 5, 2014 at 7:02 am

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• Kurt W. Zimmerman

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  February 5, 2014 at 7:06 am

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  Kurt W. Zimmerman
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• Neil Burton

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  February 5, 2014 at 7:07 am

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• Kurt W. Zimmerman

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  February 5, 2014 at 7:34 am

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  Kurt W. Zimmerman
  SR DBA
  Lefrak Organization
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  http://www.linkedin.com/in/kurtwzimmerman

• SQLRNNR

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  February 5, 2014 at 10:07 am

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  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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• Ed Wagner

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  February 5, 2014 at 11:11 am

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  Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/5/2014)

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• SQLRNNR

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  February 5, 2014 at 11:13 am

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  Ed Wagner (2/5/2014)

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  Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/5/2014)

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  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  SQL RNNR
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• JAZZ Master

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  February 5, 2014 at 12:51 pm

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• Ed Wagner

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  February 5, 2014 at 1:39 pm

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  JAZZ Master (2/5/2014)

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  Wired (the magazine)

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• Revenant

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  February 5, 2014 at 1:45 pm

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• SQLRNNR

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  February 5, 2014 at 1:48 pm

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  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
  _______________________________________________
  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
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• JAZZ Master

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  February 5, 2014 at 2:02 pm

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  Ed Wagner (2/5/2014)

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  Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/5/2014)

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• Neil Burton

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  February 6, 2014 at 1:11 am

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• TomThomson

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  February 6, 2014 at 5:18 am

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  BWFC (2/6/2014)

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