Today's Random Word!

• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

  Points: 42467

  More actions

  February 17, 2014 at 1:35 pm

  #1689647

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

  Points: 287015

  More actions

  February 17, 2014 at 1:36 pm

  #1689648

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• SQLRNNR

  SSC Guru

  Points: 281324

  More actions

  February 17, 2014 at 1:41 pm

  #1689650

  Ed Wagner (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  schnitzel

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
  _______________________________________________
  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
  Learn Extended Events

• Neil Burton

  SSC-Insane

  Points: 22598

  More actions

  February 18, 2014 at 12:48 am

  #1689760

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  schnitzel

  Noodles

  ---

  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

  Points: 287015

  More actions

  February 18, 2014 at 5:14 am

  #1689838

  BWFC (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  schnitzel

  Noodles

  Pasta

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• TomThomson

  SSC Guru

  Points: 104773

  More actions

  February 18, 2014 at 6:07 am

  #1689860

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  BWFC (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  schnitzel

  Noodles

  Pasta

  Arrival Theorem (Poisson arrivals see time averages)

  Tom
  

• SQLRNNR

  SSC Guru

  Points: 281324

  More actions

  February 18, 2014 at 8:07 am

  #1689927

  TomThomson (2/18/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  BWFC (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  schnitzel

  Noodles

  Pasta

  Arrival Theorem (Poisson arrivals see time averages)

  langouste

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
  _______________________________________________
  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
  Learn Extended Events

• crookj

  SSChampion

  Points: 14055

  More actions

  February 18, 2014 at 8:17 am

  #1689931

  WotD - reciprocating

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

  Points: 287015

  More actions

  February 18, 2014 at 8:32 am

  #1689940

  SQLRNNR (2/18/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/18/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  BWFC (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  schnitzel

  Noodles

  Pasta

  Arrival Theorem (Poisson arrivals see time averages)

  langouste

  Seafood

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

  Points: 42467

  More actions

  February 18, 2014 at 9:03 am

  #1689955

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/18/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/18/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  BWFC (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  schnitzel

  Noodles

  Pasta

  Arrival Theorem (Poisson arrivals see time averages)

  langouste

  Seafood

  Chowder

• SQLRNNR

  SSC Guru

  Points: 281324

  More actions

  February 18, 2014 at 9:15 am

  #1689967

  crookj (2/18/2014)

  ---

  WotD - reciprocating

  saw

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
  _______________________________________________
  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
  Learn Extended Events

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

  Points: 287015

  More actions

  February 18, 2014 at 9:22 am

  #1689970

  Revenant (2/18/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/18/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/18/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  BWFC (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  schnitzel

  Noodles

  Pasta

  Arrival Theorem (Poisson arrivals see time averages)

  langouste

  Seafood

  Chowder

  Stew

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Stuart Davies

  SSCoach

  Points: 19271

  More actions

  February 19, 2014 at 1:00 am

  #1690165

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/18/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/18/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/18/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/18/2014)

  ---

  BWFC (2/18/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Ed Wagner (2/17/2014)

  ---

  Revenant (2/17/2014)

  ---

  TomThomson (2/17/2014)

  ---

  SQLRNNR (2/17/2014)

  ---

  hair

  dog

  dachshund

  Sausage

  schnitzel

  Noodles

  Pasta

  Arrival Theorem (Poisson arrivals see time averages)

  langouste

  Seafood

  Chowder

  Stew

  Dumplings

  -------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
  There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
  I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

• Neil Burton

  SSC-Insane

  Points: 22598

  More actions

  February 19, 2014 at 1:04 am

  #1690166

  langouste

  Seafood

  Chowder

  Stew

  Dumplings

  Suet

  Edit:Stuart replied before I did

  ---

  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• SQLRNNR

  SSC Guru

  Points: 281324

  More actions

  February 19, 2014 at 7:33 am

  #1690261

  rebuild

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
  _______________________________________________
  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
  Learn Extended Events