Wow, the "Scary DBA" going to attempt to be "aggressively friendly"?  That sounds like a cold front meeting a warm front, and that always precedes a storm.  Good luck with...

I in no way stated "don't read this article" but instead it was a soft plea to SQL Server Central to not reference such articles. Doing so increases the...

I started to read this article and didn't get past the first paragraph. Why technical people resort to street language to express themselves is beyond me. I expect...