Ahhh yes.. A well tuned database does give you some free time, Tom.

And who said I was the one with the broken laptop???

I think you're swell, Tom! -dork

True Lynn, I have not read much else on SSC.... but as disgusted as he is about customer support, I can equate that to me having to wade through mind...

I get a SQL ServerCentral.com about once every week or so, but never read it.

Then I read this because of the catchy title, and its a rant about a guy...