It seems folks have become rather thin skinned in the last couple of decades.
Did your Ma  never tell you about "sticks and stones"?

We just built a table yesterday where we will log 'back door' data alterations.

I once had to work for a living, so this data/it stuff is quite all right.
I've a few co-workers I would send a card to, but if the Mrs....

One of my favorites replaces 'Bug' with the phrase, 'Undocumented Feature'.