May 5, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
I might know of an opportunity, where are you now?
Good old Chicago. There are a few things here, mainly consulting, but not a lot at the moment. And I, personally, am not looking for a 3 month gig and then have to go through it all again. Some stability would be nice - especially with a family to feed, house, school, etc. Relocation would be considered.
-Edit: Kilts will not be considered!
-- You can't be late until you show up.
May 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm
tosscrosby (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
I might know of an opportunity, where are you now?
Good old Chicago. There are a few things here, mainly consulting, but not a lot at the moment. And I, personally, am not looking for a 3 month gig and then have to go through it all again. Some stability would be nice - especially with a family to feed, house, school, etc. Relocation would be considered.
-Edit: Kilts will not be considered!
PM me your email address, I'll send you a contact when I get home this evening.
May 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
A gauntlet has been thrown down. Am I up to challenge? We shall see.
Was that a latex gauntlet or a chain mail gauntlet?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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May 5, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
A gauntlet has been thrown down. Am I up to challenge? We shall see.
My money is that you can do it! I did all my ET of the ETL in unix way back in the day and the L part to sql server. I'll be interested in following this one. Good Luck!
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May 5, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Make sure you've got your kilts in order gentlemen. Kilt Wednesday at the PASS Summit is going to be a happenning event this year.First, not currently planning on attending PASS, can't afford it.
Yep it's not in a convenient or cheap to get to location for many of us 🙁
Still, means I save on a kilt.
Kinda sad though cos Jonathan Kehayias invited me to co-present with him at PASS, which would have been 😎
I'm just a two-day drive from there and I have friends there I could stay with that would help with the cost of the hotel, just can't afford to go at the moment.
Submit a session. Worst that'll happen is they say no.
----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software
May 5, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
A gauntlet has been thrown down. Am I up to challenge? We shall see.
He does seem completely certain that there is no possible solution. I'd hesitate to say that about much around here.
----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software
May 5, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Make sure you've got your kilts in order gentlemen. Kilt Wednesday at the PASS Summit is going to be a happenning event this year.First, not currently planning on attending PASS, can't afford it.
Yep it's not in a convenient or cheap to get to location for many of us 🙁
Still, means I save on a kilt.
Kinda sad though cos Jonathan Kehayias invited me to co-present with him at PASS, which would have been 😎
I'm just a two-day drive from there and I have friends there I could stay with that would help with the cost of the hotel, just can't afford to go at the moment.
Submit a session. Worst that'll happen is they say no.
Since you submitted so many - maybe you could lend out a few;-)
Trying to figure out a session to submit is almost as bad as trying to figure out what to write for an article. No - just as bad. I would place it right there with the daunting task of writing an abstract for the Standard. Writing the article after the abstract is selected is a little easier.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 5, 2010 at 8:12 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (5/5/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Make sure you've got your kilts in order gentlemen. Kilt Wednesday at the PASS Summit is going to be a happenning event this year.First, not currently planning on attending PASS, can't afford it.
Yep it's not in a convenient or cheap to get to location for many of us 🙁
Still, means I save on a kilt.
Kinda sad though cos Jonathan Kehayias invited me to co-present with him at PASS, which would have been 😎
I'm just a two-day drive from there and I have friends there I could stay with that would help with the cost of the hotel, just can't afford to go at the moment.
Submit a session. Worst that'll happen is they say no.
Since you submitted so many - maybe you could lend out a few;-)
Trying to figure out a session to submit is almost as bad as trying to figure out what to write for an article. No - just as bad. I would place it right there with the daunting task of writing an abstract for the Standard. Writing the article after the abstract is selected is a little easier.
I only submitted four and I'm only going to submit four. Someone last year submitted more than eight. Most people, even names like Kimberly Tripp, submit at least two.
----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software
May 5, 2010 at 8:29 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Make sure you've got your kilts in order gentlemen. Kilt Wednesday at the PASS Summit is going to be a happenning event this year.First, not currently planning on attending PASS, can't afford it. Second, I only wear shorts out on the soccer pitch, what makes you think I'd wear a kilt?
What if you were given a free pass to PASS?
Would you on a train, in a plane?
If you are refering to what we discussed privately yesterday, if (and that is a big IF) it happened, I'd go.
May 5, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
A gauntlet has been thrown down. Am I up to challenge? We shall see.
Ooo! I came over all creative and posted a solution! :w00t:
Time for a lie down after that one.
edit: added link
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
May 5, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Make sure you've got your kilts in order gentlemen. Kilt Wednesday at the PASS Summit is going to be a happenning event this year.First, not currently planning on attending PASS, can't afford it.
Yep it's not in a convenient or cheap to get to location for many of us 🙁
Still, means I save on a kilt.
Kinda sad though cos Jonathan Kehayias invited me to co-present with him at PASS, which would have been 😎
I'm just a two-day drive from there and I have friends there I could stay with that would help with the cost of the hotel, just can't afford to go at the moment.
Submit a session. Worst that'll happen is they say no.
If they say yes, I still have to get there, and even staying with friends, may not be able to afford it.
May 6, 2010 at 5:31 am
Anyone fancy mind-dumping there entire sql knowledge into a few threads :rolleyes:
http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic916801-1292-1.aspx
http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic916751-1292-1.aspx
May 6, 2010 at 6:03 am
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/5/2010)
Lynn Pettis (5/5/2010)
Grant Fritchey (5/5/2010)
Make sure you've got your kilts in order gentlemen. Kilt Wednesday at the PASS Summit is going to be a happenning event this year.First, not currently planning on attending PASS, can't afford it.
Yep it's not in a convenient or cheap to get to location for many of us 🙁
Still, means I save on a kilt.
Kinda sad though cos Jonathan Kehayias invited me to co-present with him at PASS, which would have been 😎
I'm just a two-day drive from there and I have friends there I could stay with that would help with the cost of the hotel, just can't afford to go at the moment.
Submit a session. Worst that'll happen is they say no.
If they say yes, I still have to get there, and even staying with friends, may not be able to afford it.
I get it. There are just people, you're in the list, that I want to see there, that's all.
----------------------------------------------------The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood... Theodore RooseveltThe Scary DBAAuthor of: SQL Server 2017 Query Performance Tuning, 5th Edition and SQL Server Execution Plans, 3rd EditionProduct Evangelist for Red Gate Software
May 6, 2010 at 6:18 am
Dave Ballantyne (5/6/2010)
Anyone fancy mind-dumping there entire sql knowledge into a few threads :rolleyes:http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic916801-1292-1.aspx
http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic916751-1292-1.aspx
I could try to attach my whole SQL knowledge to that thread, it shouldn't exceed 3 Mb. 😛
-- Gianluca Sartori
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