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Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 1

Ninja's_RGR'us

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July 20, 2011 at 8:04 am

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GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

I understand that Gail Shaw will be co-presenting with you...

Yup, Grant and I are doing comed^H^H^H^H^H execution plans as a precon on the Monday.

What are you going to be covering?

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 2

Kiara (7/20/2011)

Jeff, I owe you for your tally tables posts, if for nothing else. They saved me from pulling my hair out over a calendaring issue awhile back - and also helped me understand why the CTE's I'd used to fix the problem in my first try didn't help the underlying query's performance.

Getting feedback like that is better than any possible award for me. Thanks, Kiara. I'm very happy that I could help.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

spaghettidba SSC Guru Points: 105712 More actions · Answer 3

spaghettidba

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Points: 105712

July 20, 2011 at 8:05 am

#1355636

Gianluca Sartori (7/20/2011)

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

BWAA-HAAA!!!! Don't hold back! Say what you really mean! 😛

It's always been a problem of mine. :blush:

However, just to make my point again.... http://wp.me/p1gueM-3N :Whistling:

-- Gianluca Sartori

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 4

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/20/2011)

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

I understand that Gail Shaw will be co-presenting with you...

Yup, Grant and I are doing comed^H^H^H^H^H execution plans as a precon on the Monday.

What are you going to be covering?

Execution plans, everything we can fit into 7 hours on execution plans (generating, extracting, reading, etc)

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 5

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

I understand that Gail Shaw will be co-presenting with you...

Yup, Grant and I are doing comed^H^H^H^H^H execution plans as a precon on the Monday.

If I make it, that's one fine party I'm going to have to crash. 🙂

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1000539 More actions · Answer 6

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/20/2011)

So I guess that makes you the Micheal Jackson of SQL Server... still alive and breathing (which is not so obivous in your picture, but that's another story). 😛

Now THAT's funny! I thought my skin looked a bit Gray in the picture.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
"Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 7

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

I understand that Gail Shaw will be co-presenting with you...

Yup, Grant and I are doing comed^H^H^H^H^H execution plans as a precon on the Monday.

If I make it, that's one fine party I'm going to have to crash. 🙂

Excellent, we need more people. Just bear in mind it's not covered by the main conference admission, it's an additional fee (that and the tuesday pre-con both)

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 8

Roy Ernest

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Points: 38780

July 20, 2011 at 8:15 am

#1355650

SQLRNNR (7/19/2011)

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/19/2011)

congrats, Mr Moden!

Yes - well deserved.

Plus 100 on this. I voted for you. I want you to win, then we can hang out again at Seattle like last year... 😀

Please everyone, vote for Jeff. 🙂

-Roy

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 9

Ninja's_RGR'us

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Points: 294069

July 20, 2011 at 8:16 am

#1355652

Gianluca Sartori (7/20/2011)

Gianluca Sartori (7/20/2011)

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

BWAA-HAAA!!!! Don't hold back! Say what you really mean! 😛

It's always been a problem of mine. :blush:

However, just to make my point again.... http://wp.me/p1gueM-3N :Whistling:

Wrong quote!

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 10

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/20/2011)

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

I understand that Gail Shaw will be co-presenting with you...

Yup, Grant and I are doing comed^H^H^H^H^H execution plans as a precon on the Monday.

What are you going to be covering?

Execution plans, everything we can fit into 7 hours on execution plans (generating, extracting, reading, etc)

Can we buy the DVDs of that?

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 11

Roy Ernest (7/20/2011)

SQLRNNR (7/19/2011)

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/19/2011)

congrats, Mr Moden!

Yes - well deserved.

Plus 100 on this. I voted for you. I want you to win, then we can hang out again at Seattle like last year... 😀

Please everyone, vote for Jeff. 🙂

Can we buy the DVDs of that?

I had to unedit this one :w00t:.

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 172918 More actions · Answer 12

Speaking of DVDs, who gets the proceeds of the Summit DVDs? Do the presenters get any cut of that at all?

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 13

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/20/2011)

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/20/2011)

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

I understand that Gail Shaw will be co-presenting with you...

Yup, Grant and I are doing comed^H^H^H^H^H execution plans as a precon on the Monday.

What are you going to be covering?

Execution plans, everything we can fit into 7 hours on execution plans (generating, extracting, reading, etc)

Can we buy the DVDs of that?

Yes, if you've registered for one or more of the pre-cons you can get the DVDs of all the pre-cons. If you haven't registered for a pre-con, no.

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004494 More actions · Answer 14

Brandie Tarvin (7/20/2011)

Speaking of DVDs, who gets the proceeds of the Summit DVDs? Do the presenters get any cut of that at all?

Proceeds to PASS, presenters don't get anything.

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 15

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/20/2011)

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/20/2011)

GilaMonster (7/20/2011)

Jeff Moden (7/20/2011)

I understand that Gail Shaw will be co-presenting with you...

Yup, Grant and I are doing comed^H^H^H^H^H execution plans as a precon on the Monday.

What are you going to be covering?

Execution plans, everything we can fit into 7 hours on execution plans (generating, extracting, reading, etc)

Can we buy the DVDs of that?

Yes, if you've registered for one or more of the pre-cons you can get the DVDs of all the pre-cons. If you haven't registered for a pre-con, no.

Can I register and pay and then not go? Can we register to precon and not the rest of it?.

So how I'm masterfully trying to avoid 6K in expanses :-D.