April 1, 2009 at 9:08 am
David Burrows (4/1/2009)
Hey Bob! He's back!
Well I hope not against the wall, people tend to get shot that way :crazy:
142 posts and 10 months on essentially the same query has to be a record.
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April 1, 2009 at 9:11 am
he's back
I have a day job very busy right now can't be bothered I'm late I'm late for a very important date urgent urgent danger will robinson alien life forms approaching besides I can't hear you no no no no no no lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa.
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April 1, 2009 at 9:46 am
Bob Hovious (4/1/2009)
he's back
I have a day job very busy right now can't be bothered I'm late I'm late for a very important date urgent urgent danger will robinson alien life forms approaching besides I can't hear you no no no no no no lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa.
You can run, but you can't hide!
April 1, 2009 at 9:48 am
Chris Morris (4/1/2009)
David Burrows (4/1/2009)
Hey Bob! He's back!
Well I hope not against the wall, people tend to get shot that way :crazy:
142 posts and 10 months on essentially the same query has to be a record.
Must not be a critical piece in the scope of things, huh.
April 1, 2009 at 9:56 am
Lynn Pettis (4/1/2009)
Must not be a critical piece in the scope of things, huh.
At least not to his boss :w00t:
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April 1, 2009 at 10:21 am
Lynn Pettis (4/1/2009)
Chris Morris (4/1/2009)
David Burrows (4/1/2009)
Hey Bob! He's back!
Well I hope not against the wall, people tend to get shot that way :crazy:
142 posts and 10 months on essentially the same query has to be a record.
Must not be a critical piece in the scope of things, huh.
I also hope this isn't the only thing they have been working on.:w00t:
I can't explain what I really need, or tell you much about it, but when you show me the solution, I'll know it.
Please wave the magic wand......
Greg E
April 1, 2009 at 10:31 am
Steve Jones - Editor (4/1/2009)
Lynn Pettis (4/1/2009)
Must not be a critical piece in the scope of things, huh.At least not to his boss :w00t:
Good grief, it's the White House window cleaner. Looking through his posts, he's always very polite and respectful but...this is a bit scary:
Thank you so much Rxxxxh
You are my good friend
If you come to the US or you come to Massachusetts, please stop at my house and we can hang out for fun.
my email xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
phone (xxx) xxx-xxxx
Wonder how much spam he's getting now?
Well ya know this guy freely admits to being a SQL novice and the language issues (didn't someone mention Babelfish?) indicate a different culture where swapping personal details might be more commonplace than with us uptight Yanks and Brits. Maybe he deserves a little more help...
For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden
April 1, 2009 at 11:44 am
Chris Morris (4/1/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (4/1/2009)
Lynn Pettis (4/1/2009)
Must not be a critical piece in the scope of things, huh.At least not to his boss :w00t:
Good grief, it's the White House window cleaner. Looking through his posts, he's always very polite and respectful but...this is a bit scary:
Thank you so much Rxxxxh
You are my good friend
If you come to the US or you come to Massachusetts, please stop at my house and we can hang out for fun.
my email xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
phone (xxx) xxx-xxxx
Wonder how much spam he's getting now?
Well ya know this guy freely admits to being a SQL novice and the language issues (didn't someone mention Babelfish?) indicate a different culture where swapping personal details might be more commonplace than with us uptight Yanks and Brits. Maybe he deserves a little more help...
No, the Babelfish poster was someone else. It was a Spanish language barrier with that one.
April 1, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/1/2009)
Hey Bob! He's back!
This almost sounds like Borat is posting :w00t:
April 1, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Too many authors in the field of relational theory have neglected the concept of Cardinal Reciprocity. This can cause a number of subtle problems with database design in terms of its derivability, redundancy, and consistency. . Increasingly, this little-understood aspect of relational theory, that emphasises the cardinality of the attributes of tuples in a relation and the reciprocity with isomorphic foreign key restraints, is becoming a hot forum topic.
[font="Verdana"]Y'wot? :blink:
And now, here is that same announcement in English...
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April 1, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Oh yeah, those kind of topics always make me hot.
I know, I know.... but I couldn't resist. 😎
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April 1, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Bruce W Cassidy (4/1/2009)
Too many authors in the field of relational theory have neglected the concept of Cardinal Reciprocity. This can cause a number of subtle problems with database design in terms of its derivability, redundancy, and consistency. . Increasingly, this little-understood aspect of relational theory, that emphasises the cardinality of the attributes of tuples in a relation and the reciprocity with isomorphic foreign key restraints, is becoming a hot forum topic.
Wikipedia? Link?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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April 1, 2009 at 3:31 pm
[font="Verdana"]All I can say is... thank goodness it's only an April Fool's joke! If that's a primer, I'd hate to see the advanced stuff.[/font]
April 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm
GilaMonster (4/1/2009)
Wikipedia? Link?
[font="Verdana"]Sorry Gail. The Concept of Cardinal Reciprocity- A Primer By Hugh Bin-Haad.[/font]
April 1, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I've never met Cardinal Reciprocity. Where does he stand in the hierarchy of the SQL Inquisition?
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