February 15, 2012 at 8:02 am
Brandie
go here
February 15, 2012 at 8:06 am
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandiego here
HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)
February 15, 2012 at 8:19 am
Koen Verbeeck (2/15/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
Since we're back on the original topic...Why does the sky change colors?
Sometimes it's pale blue, sometimes it's dark blue, sometimes it's black with little lights, and sometimes it's orange.
Can someone code the changes for me so I understand them? I need this for my physics class and need it in less than an hour. Do this now, pls.
(and now Brandie will hide so no one can find her and hurt her. @=)
You forgot:
pls explain by step by step procedure.
Pls reply...
Also forgot "Exprts only"
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February 15, 2012 at 8:19 am
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandiego here
HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)
Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?
February 15, 2012 at 8:32 am
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandiego here
HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)
Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?
Be honest?
It's the drunk guy at the bar bragging about his IT skills who I am going to knock over the head, drag back to my workplace, and put on the phone with my customer.
Let him deal with the problem. I've got a date at the beach!
February 15, 2012 at 9:46 am
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandiego here
HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)
Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?
Be honest?
It's the drunk guy at the bar bragging about his IT skills who I am going to knock over the head, drag back to my workplace, and put on the phone with my customer.
Let him deal with the problem. I've got a date at the beach!
Just so long as you don't short circuit on that and drag the drunk IT guy or the customer to the beach, I guess you'll be okay on that.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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February 15, 2012 at 10:16 am
GSquared (2/15/2012)
Koen Verbeeck (2/15/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
Since we're back on the original topic...Why does the sky change colors?
Sometimes it's pale blue, sometimes it's dark blue, sometimes it's black with little lights, and sometimes it's orange.
Can someone code the changes for me so I understand them? I need this for my physics class and need it in less than an hour. Do this now, pls.
(and now Brandie will hide so no one can find her and hurt her. @=)
You forgot:
pls explain by step by step procedure.
Pls reply...
Also forgot "Exprts only"
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February 15, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandiego here
HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)
Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?
Be honest?
It's the drunk guy at the bar bragging about his IT skills who I am going to knock over the head, drag back to my workplace, and put on the phone with my customer.
Let him deal with the problem. I've got a date at the beach!
That should seriously help the client...
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February 16, 2012 at 4:16 am
Evil Kraig F (2/15/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)
Brandiego here
HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)
Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?
Be honest?
It's the drunk guy at the bar bragging about his IT skills who I am going to knock over the head, drag back to my workplace, and put on the phone with my customer.
Let him deal with the problem. I've got a date at the beach!
That should seriously help the client...
Oh? Are you planning to be the drunk guy at the bar? @=)
February 16, 2012 at 6:21 am
Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to stop the crap from blooming. I can barely breathe.
@sob!
February 16, 2012 at 7:35 am
Brandie Tarvin (2/16/2012)
Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to stop the crap from blooming. I can barely breathe.@sob!
There's no help for you from Boston this year. A friend of mine just took pictures of the daffodils coming up in her yard.
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February 16, 2012 at 7:49 am
Stefan Krzywicki (2/16/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (2/16/2012)
Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to stop the crap from blooming. I can barely breathe.@sob!
There's no help for you from Boston this year. A friend of mine just took pictures of the daffodils coming up in her yard.
Yeah, and I'm taking the Scouts on our "Winter Survival" campout this weekend w/o snow and with high temperatures near 50. More like "Late Fall Survival"
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February 16, 2012 at 8:01 am
Grant Fritchey (2/16/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (2/16/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (2/16/2012)
Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to stop the crap from blooming. I can barely breathe.@sob!
There's no help for you from Boston this year. A friend of mine just took pictures of the daffodils coming up in her yard.
Yeah, and I'm taking the Scouts on our "Winter Survival" campout this weekend w/o snow and with high temperatures near 50. More like "Late Fall Survival"
Funny. We have snow but not nearly what would be normal this time of year. Typically all of January is near 0 and it extends well into Feb. This year, we only hit teens a couple times. Being that I really like winter it hasn't been too pleasant for me. 🙂
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February 16, 2012 at 8:21 am
Are the posted articles[/url] getting worse?
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February 16, 2012 at 8:39 am
Just shows that you must read the comments posted on any published article.
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