April 16, 2009 at 8:25 am
Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
This is like following a chain of B-Movie horror films...First there was.... "The Thread".
Then came the "The Son of Thread".
Future Titles
The Other Thread
Revenge of The Thread
Return of the Son of Thread
Return of the Revenge of the Son of Thread
The Incredible Two-Threaded Monster
Godzilla vs. Thread-ra
The Silence of the Threads
Abbott and Costello Meet The Thread
Threadhead Chicks Gone Wild
300 Spartans and a Thread
Batman... the Dark Thread
Remember: In a thread... no one can hear you scream.
You totally missed:
Bride of the Thread
Blood of the Thread
Children Shouldn't Play With Threads
And the French take-off on the the Thread: Ennui
Oh, and:
Night of the Thread
Dawn of the Thread
Day of the Thread
Land of the Thread
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April 16, 2009 at 8:30 am
Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
This is like following a chain of B-Movie horror films...First there was.... "The Thread".
Then came the "The Son of Thread".
Future Titles
The Other Thread
Revenge of The Thread
Return of the Son of Thread
Return of the Revenge of the Son of Thread
The Incredible Two-Threaded Monster
Godzilla vs. Thread-ra
The Silence of the Threads
Abbott and Costello Meet The Thread
Threadhead Chicks Gone Wild
300 Spartans and a Thread
Batman... the Dark Thread
Remember: In a thread... no one can hear you scream.
You totally missed:
Bride of the Thread
Blood of the Thread
Children Shouldn't Play With Threads
And the French take-off on the the Thread: Ennui
Oh, and:
Night of the Thread
Dawn of the Thread
Day of the Thread
Land of the Thread
My favorite has always been "The Thread II, The SQL". Sure, it's a bit campy, and the special effects are seriously dated, and those 80s hairdos are pretty laughable, but it just has a certain charm for me. And the part where the guy was in the place and said the thing, that's just too much!
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
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April 16, 2009 at 8:59 am
I'm right there with you, Gus.
By the way, Grant, you made a typo... it's "Night of the Living Thread."
Oh yeah... and "Shawn of the Thread." Hilarious. Made me want to go out and buy a cricket bat.
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April 16, 2009 at 9:09 am
My wife gave me "Shawn of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz" on DVD for Christmas. Very, very funny movies!
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
April 16, 2009 at 9:23 am
GSquared (4/16/2009)
The Thread has (as I write this) 28 posts in the last five hours. This makes 29. Of course, judging by the last page or so, it looks like The Thread is trying to pad its own stats a bit, so that may not count. Or maybe it counts even more. (I guess I should be diplomatic about that. Wouldn't want to upset The Thread.)
Then I have done my job by "Reviving The Thread".
How about Thread Resurrection for a movie title.
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April 16, 2009 at 9:25 am
Jack Corbett (4/16/2009)
GSquared (4/16/2009)
The Thread has (as I write this) 28 posts in the last five hours. This makes 29. Of course, judging by the last page or so, it looks like The Thread is trying to pad its own stats a bit, so that may not count. Or maybe it counts even more. (I guess I should be diplomatic about that. Wouldn't want to upset The Thread.)Then I have done my job by "Reviving The Thread".
How about Thread Resurrection for a movie title.
Jack Corbett:Reanimator
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April 16, 2009 at 9:38 am
You have to have "The Thread that Shagged Me".
Quite hilarious!
April 16, 2009 at 10:06 am
This is like following a chain of B-Movie horror films...
And don't forget the books
Threading for Dummies
The idiot's guide to Threading
Threading and how it ruined my life
Thrawn "Devil of a Thread"
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon.
April 16, 2009 at 10:17 am
David Burrows (4/16/2009)
This is like following a chain of B-Movie horror films...
And don't forget the books
Threading for Dummies
The idiot's guide to Threading
Threading and how it ruined my life
Thrawn "Devil of a Thread"
And of course, the classic:
"How to Make Threads and Ensnare People"
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April 16, 2009 at 10:23 am
Chicken thread for the soul?
The Threadinator?
I suspect this one will never get caught.
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April 16, 2009 at 10:55 am
Well-known films by Stanley Thread:
Fear and The Thread
Thread's Kiss
Threads of Glory
Marriage to The Thread
The Thread moves to England
Dr. Strangethread
2009: A Thread Odyssey
A Clockwork Thread
R Barry Thread
The Threading
Full Metal Thread
Eyes Sewn Shut
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April 16, 2009 at 11:09 am
My imaginary DVD player is stuck on repeat-play with "The Thread Zone". And I was so looking forward to watching "Thread Poets Society"....
April 16, 2009 at 11:11 am
April 16, 2009 at 11:20 am
Thread softly and carry a big pork chop.
Don't thread on me.
Give me thread or give set based.
To thread or not to thread... that is the question.
"42" has been replaced by "thread".
Thread not, want not.
A thread in time saves nine.
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April 16, 2009 at 11:26 am
Jeff Moden (4/16/2009)
Thread softly and carry a big pork chop.
You owe my company a new monitor.
Ha!
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