April 16, 2009 at 8:04 am
Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
This is like following a chain of B-Movie horror films...First there was.... "The Thread".
Then came the "The Son of Thread".
Future Titles
The Other Thread
Revenge of The Thread
Return of the Son of Thread
Return of the Revenge of the Son of Thread
The Incredible Two-Threaded Monster
Godzilla vs. Thread-ra
The Silence of the Threads
Abbott and Costello Meet The Thread
Threadhead Chicks Gone Wild
300 Spartans and a Thread
Batman... the Dark Thread
Remember: In a thread... no one can hear you scream.
You totally missed:
Bride of the Thread
Blood of the Thread
Children Shouldn't Play With Threads
And the French take-off on the the Thread: Ennui
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April 16, 2009 at 8:04 am
if the THREAD starts to approach 5000 posts, I'm going to hunt it down & kill it
Somewhen in the robotic apocalyptic future they are assembling a Threadinator with Grant's name on it. :w00t:
You can't fight it, Grant. Your last post only served to make it stronger!!
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April 16, 2009 at 8:06 am
Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
This is like following a chain of B-Movie horror films...First there was.... "The Thread".
Then came the "The Son of Thread".
Future Titles
The Other Thread
Revenge of The Thread
Return of the Son of Thread
Return of the Revenge of the Son of Thread
The Incredible Two-Threaded Monster
Godzilla vs. Thread-ra
The Silence of the Threads
Abbott and Costello Meet The Thread
Threadhead Chicks Gone Wild
300 Spartans and a Thread
Batman... the Dark Thread
Remember: In a thread... no one can hear you scream.
You totally missed:
Bride of the Thread
Blood of the Thread
Children Shouldn't Play With Threads
And the French take-off on the the Thread: Ennui
We tolerate no rivals, but are flattered by our imitators. "The Ennui" has already surrendered to Our Will!
April 16, 2009 at 8:08 am
Steve Jones - Editor (4/15/2009)
I wonder when this thread will have more posts than me?
We are all posts to all pages! We are The Thread!
April 16, 2009 at 8:08 am
Lynn Pettis (4/15/2009)
Bob, did you notice? We should hit 3500 posts soon!
Our power is growing!
April 16, 2009 at 8:09 am
Bob Hovious (4/15/2009)
Bob, did you notice? We should hit 3500 posts soon!
I'm not going to get all excited again until we are approaching 5K 🙂
I've been trying to do more answering and less blabbering. :Whistling:
I wonder when this thread will have more posts than me?
Steve: Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated.
All have already been assimilated! We are The Thread!
April 16, 2009 at 8:09 am
How could I have forgotten "Bride of the Thread?"
I LOVED Kate Beckinsale in the last remake. 😛
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April 16, 2009 at 8:11 am
Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
How could I have forgotten "Bride of the Thread?"I LOVED Kate Beckinsale in the last remake. 😛
She was in "Bride of the Thread"?
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April 16, 2009 at 8:13 am
Alvin Ramard (4/16/2009)
Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
How could I have forgotten "Bride of the Thread?"I LOVED Kate Beckinsale in the last remake. 😛
She was in "Bride of the Thread"?
Are you trying to say that there are imaginary movies she's not in?????
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April 16, 2009 at 8:15 am
GSquared (4/16/2009)
Jack Corbett (4/16/2009)
Hey Barry, I can't keep up with the comments on your article anymore. If it keeps up is might catch "The Thread".219 posts on Barry's article thread currently. That's sort of a light snack for The Thread.
Sure, but I checked it last night at about 11 EST and there were over 30 posts when I checked my email this morning. That's pretty good.
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April 16, 2009 at 8:16 am
GSquared (4/16/2009)
Alvin Ramard (4/16/2009)
Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
How could I have forgotten "Bride of the Thread?"I LOVED Kate Beckinsale in the last remake. 😛
She was in "Bride of the Thread"?
Are you trying to say that there are imaginary movies she's not in?????
No, you're just imagining things. Go back to your pork chops.
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April 16, 2009 at 8:20 am
PorkChopMan vs. the Son of the Bride of the Thread?
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April 16, 2009 at 8:20 am
Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
How could I have forgotten "Bride of the Thread?"I LOVED Kate Beckinsale in the last remake. 😛
What? Only in that one movie?
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April 16, 2009 at 8:20 am
GSquared (4/16/2009)
Alvin Ramard (4/16/2009)
Bob Hovious (4/16/2009)
How could I have forgotten "Bride of the Thread?"I LOVED Kate Beckinsale in the last remake. 😛
She was in "Bride of the Thread"?
Are you trying to say that there are imaginary movies she's not in?????
Hell yeah!
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April 16, 2009 at 8:24 am
Jack Corbett (4/16/2009)
GSquared (4/16/2009)
Jack Corbett (4/16/2009)
Hey Barry, I can't keep up with the comments on your article anymore. If it keeps up is might catch "The Thread".219 posts on Barry's article thread currently. That's sort of a light snack for The Thread.
Sure, but I checked it last night at about 11 EST and there were over 30 posts when I checked my email this morning. That's pretty good.
The Thread has (as I write this) 28 posts in the last five hours. This makes 29. Of course, judging by the last page or so, it looks like The Thread is trying to pad its own stats a bit, so that may not count. Or maybe it counts even more. (I guess I should be diplomatic about that. Wouldn't want to upset The Thread.)
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