May 12, 2009 at 8:29 am
(Donald Farmer accent): Newbie, I've given you all I've got. We can't push it any harder. That query on the dilithium table will came apart if you keep running it.
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May 12, 2009 at 8:44 am
Steve Jones - Editor (5/12/2009)
(Donald Farmer accent): Newbie, I've given you all I've got. We can't push it any harder. That query on the dilithium table will came apart if you keep running it.
The query optimizer is bypassed like a Christmas Tree, so don't give me any bumps.
(Montgomery Scott - Wrath of Khan)
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May 12, 2009 at 8:55 am
Jack Corbett (5/12/2009)
Yeah, I guess when you look at it from outside it's funny.
Sorry dude - still too soon eh? 🙂
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May 12, 2009 at 9:09 am
Paul White (5/12/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/12/2009)
(Donald Farmer accent): Newbie, I've given you all I've got. We can't push it any harder. That query on the dilithium table will came apart if you keep running it.The query optimizer is bypassed like a Christmas Tree, so don't give me any bumps.
(Montgomery Scott - Wrath of Khan)
It's dead Jim.......
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon.
May 12, 2009 at 9:29 am
David Burrows (5/12/2009)
Paul White (5/12/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/12/2009)
(Donald Farmer accent): Newbie, I've given you all I've got. We can't push it any harder. That query on the dilithium table will came apart if you keep running it.The query optimizer is bypassed like a Christmas Tree, so don't give me any bumps.
(Montgomery Scott - Wrath of Khan)
It's dead Jim.......
1,000,000 points to anyone who knows which song this is from:
"Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow...
Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim!"
Gaby
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May 12, 2009 at 9:34 am
Gaby Abed (5/12/2009)
1,000,000 points to anyone who knows which song this is from:"Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow...
Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim!"
STAR TREKKIN' 😀
May 12, 2009 at 9:35 am
darn
Samuel, you're quicker than I am
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May 12, 2009 at 9:37 am
Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)
darnSamuel, you're quicker than I am
Hehe 🙂
I had a massive flashback to being 10 years old again and singing that in the playground
May 12, 2009 at 9:39 am
Samuel Vella (5/12/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)
darnSamuel, you're quicker than I am
Hehe 🙂
I had a massive flashback to being 10 years old again and singing that in the playground
To complete the flashback, follow this LINK and click on the speaker.
😀
Gaby
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"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."
- Albert Einstein
May 12, 2009 at 10:26 am
Exhibit 1: The Heisenberg compensators. That's one piece of startrek technology I wish would come true.
Gail, to quote Heisenberg: "It might." 😛
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 12, 2009 at 10:30 am
I'm inspired!! Imagine a banjo....
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I call up Engineering... holler "Gimme warp three"
I got a half a billion Klingons all as pissed as they can be
And the pointy-eared alien standing next to me
Says I got to learn things logically....
So, beam me up, Scotty.
A starship captain's life can just be all kinds of fun
We carry little lasers that we call phaser guns
We beam down to the surface and we set 'em on "stun"
Or maybe crank the power up and watch 'em all run...
Yeah, beam me up, Scotty.
More to come as new verses occur to me. 😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
May 12, 2009 at 10:45 am
Bob Hovious (5/12/2009)
I'm inspired!! Imagine a banjo....Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I call up Engineering... holler "Gimme warp three"
I got a half a billion Klingons all as pissed as they can be
And the pointy-eared alien standing next to me
Says I got to learn things logically....
So, beam me up, Scotty.
A starship captain's life can just be all kinds of fun
We carry little lasers that we call phaser guns
We beam down to the surface and we set 'em on "stun"
Or maybe crank the power up and watch 'em all run...
Yeah, beam me up, Scotty.
More to come as new verses occur to me. 😉
what tune are the lyrics set to?
Gaby
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"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."
- Albert Einstein
May 12, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Gaby Abed (5/12/2009)
Bob Hovious (5/12/2009)
I'm inspired!! Imagine a banjo....Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I call up Engineering... holler "Gimme warp three"
I got a half a billion Klingons all as pissed as they can be
And the pointy-eared alien standing next to me
Says I got to learn things logically....
So, beam me up, Scotty.
A starship captain's life can just be all kinds of fun
We carry little lasers that we call phaser guns
We beam down to the surface and we set 'em on "stun"
Or maybe crank the power up and watch 'em all run...
Yeah, beam me up, Scotty.
More to come as new verses occur to me. 😉
what tune are the lyrics set to?
"It's Raining Men" ???
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May 12, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Bob Hovious (5/12/2009)
I'm inspired!! Imagine a banjo....Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I call up Engineering... holler "Gimme warp three"
I got a half a billion Klingons all as pissed as they can be
And the pointy-eared alien standing next to me
Says I got to learn things logically....
So, beam me up, Scotty.
A starship captain's life can just be all kinds of fun
We carry little lasers that we call phaser guns
We beam down to the surface and we set 'em on "stun"
Or maybe crank the power up and watch 'em all run...
Yeah, beam me up, Scotty.
More to come as new verses occur to me. 😉
You can sing that at our next meeting, next week.
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May 12, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)
You can sing that at our next meeting, next week.
Record it. Please?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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