May 12, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Roy Ernest (5/12/2009)
Thank you Thank you.... 🙂I wish I was even 50% as good as some of you folks are...:-)
Roy, congrats to you from me as well. And no worry, we are all here to learn. That's what SSC is all about, isn't it? And if you earn a couple of points along the way? Makes you feel good, and guilty as well if you don't put something back into the community. I'm still having probs with that coz I don't feel confident enough. Guess I'll get there sometime. With a litlle help from the friends on SSC.
May 12, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Can we trap Bob in the transporter buffer next time?
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May 12, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Bob Hovious (5/12/2009)
...You know I love the ladies: silver, gold, blue or green,
Hot pink, fluorescent purple, and some shades in between.
I charm them and disarm them, if you know what I mean.
But if they want commitment, then I just split the scene.
...
Hmm, for some reason, that sounds like Snoop to me.
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May 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm
(appears briefly due to a temporal anomaly)
Snoop with a banjo??
The tune is original, like the lyrics. I'm making this up as I go along. 😉
(suddenly sucked back into the vortex)
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May 12, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Bob Hovious (5/12/2009)
Snoop with a banjo??The tune is original, like the lyrics. I'm making this up as I go along. 😉
Well I can only read the words from here. 🙂
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May 12, 2009 at 4:06 pm
(message found inside a magnetic bottle drifting between the stars)
Barry: Consider yourself fortunate. - bh
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May 12, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Duplicate post :blush:
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
May 12, 2009 at 7:26 pm
How many points for: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM_fpspCq2c
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
May 12, 2009 at 7:28 pm
How many point will I get if I post that video of Bob playing the banjo and signing his song?
😀
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May 12, 2009 at 7:47 pm
It's an interesting series of posts from the latest pork chop target. I'm starting to think that the hijacking of that "you no wanna ans, don't ask" thread may be fully justified.
First thread ends with someone offering an alternative solution and getting reply
thx for ur suggession but i knw tht very well:)
Then on 4/22 a question whether it's possible to create a table with a reference to a non-existent table, tagged "is urgent pls do reply early".
On 5/1, posted some ugly stuff:DECLARE @VARIABLE VARCHAR(30)
DECLARE @QUERY VARCHAR(5)
SELECT @VARIABLE='TEST'
SELECT @QUERY='SELECT'+'''@VARIABLE'''
EXEC (@QUERY)
Which I responded to with step-by step disection and the comment that it looked like a "find the error" exercise. No response yet.
"yesterday" 2:20PM
Hi all
I want to knw how i can retrieve the second highest value from the table which has some data
like the detail of employe and i want to retrieve the name of the employe who has second highest salary in the detail table
pls its very urgent
reply soon
thanks in advance/
From the looks of these, I'm starting to think that this is homework. Goodness, what actual real-world job has a programmer identifying the employee with the second-highest salary?
May 12, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)
How many point will I get if I post that video of Bob playing the banjo and signing his song?😀
Minus 50 😀
--Jeff Moden
May 12, 2009 at 8:34 pm
john.arnott (5/12/2009)
It's an interesting series of posts from the latest pork chop target.
What's the link for that one, John?
--Jeff Moden
May 12, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Jeff Moden (5/12/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)
How many point will I get if I post that video of Bob playing the banjo and signing his song?😀
Minus 50 😀
Even if it had a flying pork chop in it?
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May 12, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)
Jeff Moden (5/12/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)
How many point will I get if I post that video of Bob playing the banjo and signing his song?😀
Minus 50 😀
Even if it had a flying pork chop in it?
Now, THAT might be interesting... who's the target? 😛
--Jeff Moden
May 12, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Heh... I finally found a video to use at the beginning of any seminars I may have the good fortune to speak at...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amICZ1aVaCg
--Jeff Moden
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