May 21, 2009 at 7:10 am
Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)
All of you need a vacation... You have all gone crazy.... 😛
I've always maintained I'd have to drive a long ways in reverse to get back to crazy.
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May 21, 2009 at 7:11 am
May 21, 2009 at 7:13 am
Samuel Vella (5/21/2009)
I'm ->||<- that close to telling him to
right click the table
select open
scroll to the last row which should be full of "nulls"
start typing
How do you right click? PLEASE SHOW ME!
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May 21, 2009 at 7:14 am
Grant Fritchey (5/21/2009)
How do you right click? PLEASE SHOW ME!
Good point, it'll probably turn out he's left handed and has the mouse buttons switched over
May 21, 2009 at 7:16 am
Samuel Vella (5/21/2009)
Grant Fritchey (5/21/2009)
How do you right click? PLEASE SHOW ME!Good point, it'll probably turn out he's left handed and has the mouse buttons switched over
Write click? C L I C K
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May 21, 2009 at 7:17 am
Jan Van der Eecken (5/21/2009)
Help, he is back!
Jan, just walk away. Walk away. NO, stop. Walk away. JAN! Stop!
:w00t:
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May 21, 2009 at 7:25 am
Alvin Ramard (5/21/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (5/21/2009)
Help, he is back!Jan, just walk away. Walk away. NO, stop. Walk away. JAN! Stop!
:w00t:
Just like Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail -> "Run away, Run away!"
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May 21, 2009 at 7:29 am
Jack Corbett (5/21/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/21/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (5/21/2009)
Help, he is back!Jan, just walk away. Walk away. NO, stop. Walk away. JAN! Stop!
:w00t:
Just like Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail -> "Run away, Run away!"
Would someone please take my keyboard away? :crazy:
May 21, 2009 at 7:32 am
Jan Van der Eecken (5/21/2009)
Jack Corbett (5/21/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/21/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (5/21/2009)
Help, he is back!Jan, just walk away. Walk away. NO, stop. Walk away. JAN! Stop!
:w00t:
Just like Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail -> "Run away, Run away!"
Would someone please take my keyboard away? :crazy:
... and miss what you might do with it? NO
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May 21, 2009 at 7:50 am
Alvin Ramard (5/21/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (5/21/2009)
Jack Corbett (5/21/2009)
Alvin Ramard (5/21/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (5/21/2009)
Help, he is back!Jan, just walk away. Walk away. NO, stop. Walk away. JAN! Stop!
:w00t:
Just like Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail -> "Run away, Run away!"
Would someone please take my keyboard away? :crazy:
... and miss what you might do with it? NO
I was really thinking of shoving it down his throat, but my integrity is too constrained theis FinYear :hehe:
May 21, 2009 at 8:01 am
Would anyone mind if I asked him how he got this job if he can't even figure out how to read error messages and complete simple tasks?
May 21, 2009 at 8:13 am
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2009)
Would anyone mind if I asked him how he got this job if he can't even figure out how to read error messages and complete simple tasks?
hmmm, I sure wouldn't mind.
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May 21, 2009 at 8:18 am
Lynn Pettis (5/21/2009)
Would anyone mind if I asked him how he got this job if he can't even figure out how to read error messages and complete simple tasks?
Actually, no. That would be really interesting information. And find out what he's getting paid while you're at it.
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May 21, 2009 at 8:23 am
You have my blessing, Lynn!
Will check back later tonight, gotta rush off to baseball.
May 21, 2009 at 8:24 am
Oh yay. 🙁
Another email accusing me of personal attacks and damaging someone's public image by 'misleading' people about his statements.
Sometimes I wonder why I bother.....
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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