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  • June 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    #1006317

    jcrawf02 (6/8/2009)

    Florian Reischl (6/8/2009)

    tosscrosby (6/8/2009)

    Florian Reischl (6/8/2009)

    Oups!

    A typo in my "Smurf"...

    I didn't know if you call him "Daddy" or "Papa". Just thought "Daddy" is more common in US.

    Thanks Jeff!

    Only in the form of a question, as in "who's your daddy?"

    Thanks for explanation! I really didn't know.

    That's not right, Toss! Funny, but not right. . .

    Florian, don't go asking anybody "who's your daddy?", especially if they're female. It's a colloquialism that infers sexual overtones.

    So THAT's why I keep getting slapped. 😛 Something else I just learned... I always though "harass" was two words! Imagine my surprise... :hehe:

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  • June 8, 2009 at 3:01 pm

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    Jeff Moden (6/8/2009)

    So THAT's why I keep getting slapped. 😛 Something else I just learned... I always though "harass" was two words! Imagine my surprise... :hehe:

    2 words and one of them is not "his", but it's yours that get's in trouble. Right?

    😀


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  • June 8, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    #1006376

    Anyone want to help out here:

    http://qa.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic731030-338-1.aspx#bm731057 I'm in wrong time zone to be any more help 🙁

  • June 8, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    #1006397

    Hey Barry... how many more articles do you have planned for your "15 ways to lose your cursor" series, and when would the next one be publishing? It's been too long now...

    Wayne
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  • June 8, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    #1006417

    Back from SQLSaturday #14 in Pensacola, what did I mess?

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  • June 9, 2009 at 12:56 am

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    WayneS (6/8/2009)

    Hey Barry... how many more articles do you have planned for your "15 ways to lose your cursor" series, and when would the next one be publishing? It's been too long now...

    I'm still trying to catch-up at work. I was out sick for almost 4 weeks and as a consultant, when I am out, no one does my work for me... 🙁

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  • June 9, 2009 at 5:17 am

    #1006582

    I've just read that Rajeev Motwani died last friday 🙁

    Rajeev Motwani was a professor of computer science at Stanford University, where he also served as the director of graduate studies. His research interests included: databases and data mining, web search and information retrieval, robotics, and theoretical computer science. While at Stanford, he was the founder of the Mining Data at Stanford project, also known as MIDAS.

    Motwani was well-known for his mentoring of Google co-founders Larry Paige and Sergey Brin.

    He was a co-author of the book, Randomized Algorithms, published by Cambridge University Press. Motwani received the Arthur P. Sloan Research Fellowship, the National Young Investigator Award from the National Science Foundation, the Bergmann Memorial Award from the US-Israel Binational Science Foundation and an IBM Faculty Award.

    Motwani studied computer science at the Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur and completed his doctorate at UC-Berkeley.

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  • June 9, 2009 at 6:34 am

    #1006631

    Steve Jones - Editor (6/8/2009)

    Back from SQLSaturday #14 in Pensacola, what did I mess?

    Now there's a loaded question . . .

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  • June 9, 2009 at 7:07 am

    #1006654

    I'm gonna be offline most, if not all of this week. Taking a vacation and for part of the time, I'll be somewhere with no cell coverage or broadband. I'm sure there will be at least 100 posts for me catch up with by the time I get back.:-D

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  • June 9, 2009 at 7:19 am

    #1006667

    Jack Corbett (6/9/2009)

    I'm sure there will be at least 100 posts for me catch up with by the time I get back.:-D

    That'll be just today's postings! :w00t:

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • June 9, 2009 at 7:36 am

    #1006677

    Steve Jones - Editor (6/8/2009)

    Back from SQLSaturday #14 in Pensacola, what did I mess?

    Okay, Steve. Normally I back you up when you have typos in articles and someone calls you on it. But that's just too good to pass up! LOL 🙂

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  • June 9, 2009 at 8:23 am

    #1006722

    GSquared (6/9/2009)

    Steve Jones - Editor (6/8/2009)

    Back from SQLSaturday #14 in Pensacola, what did I mess?

    Okay, Steve. Normally I back you up when you have typos in articles and someone calls you on it. But that's just too good to pass up! LOL 🙂

    So the typo was the word what, right? It should have been where?

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  • June 9, 2009 at 8:40 am

    #1006737

    Okay, I must be in pissy mood today and I have NO idea why. I just lmgtfy twice in the same thread...

  • June 9, 2009 at 8:49 am

    #1006747

    Lynn Pettis (6/9/2009)

    Okay, I must be in pissy mood today and I have NO idea why. I just lmgtfy twice in the same thread...

    I don't think that's a sign of a pissy mood.

    I think it needed to be done.


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  • June 9, 2009 at 9:00 am

    #1006759

    LOL, how did I typo that? Keys are on different sides of the keyboard, different hands, I must have been tired.

    The majority of my thread notifications were from this thread last night, and I posted as I was falling asleep, apparently.

    Glad it's only 10 of you that will likely see that one :w00t:

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