October 11, 2018 at 12:28 pm
Jeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:18 PM6255 pages? Are you serious?Ok guys see you in some other thread; i'm out.
haha the page count can change depending on your settings. But welcome to "the thread". This is our virtual water cooler. It the place the regulars (and some irregulars) hang out and vent about other topics other than sql server or politics. We try to keep technical discussions out of here. It is a great place to learn about and discuss any myriad of topics with other folks. Don't leave, pull up a chair and a cold beer.
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October 11, 2018 at 12:29 pm
You all must be using 10 posts per page.
October 11, 2018 at 12:32 pm
Sean Lange - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:28 PMJeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:18 PM6255 pages? Are you serious?Ok guys see you in some other thread; i'm out.
haha the page count can change depending on your settings. But welcome to "the thread". This is our virtual water cooler. It the place the regulars (and some irregulars) hang out and vent about other topics other than sql server or politics. We try to keep technical discussions out of here. It is a great place to learn about and discuss any myriad of topics with other folks. Don't leave, pull up a chair and a cold beer.
Cold beer??? Ummm... You know.. Maybe I can stay a little longer lol.
<hr noshade size=1 width=250 color=#BBC8E5> Regards,Jeffery Williams http://www.linkedin.com/in/jwilliamsoh
October 11, 2018 at 12:41 pm
Jeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:32 PMSean Lange - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:28 PMJeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:18 PM6255 pages? Are you serious?Ok guys see you in some other thread; i'm out.
haha the page count can change depending on your settings. But welcome to "the thread". This is our virtual water cooler. It the place the regulars (and some irregulars) hang out and vent about other topics other than sql server or politics. We try to keep technical discussions out of here. It is a great place to learn about and discuss any myriad of topics with other folks. Don't leave, pull up a chair and a cold beer.
Cold beer??? Ummm... You know.. Maybe I can stay a little longer lol.
Some of us have been here since the beginning. This is where some friendships have been forged as well as learning quite a bit about each other outside of our SQL jobs.
Learned some about beers, war bows, photography, cooking, music, martial arts, and other things.
Yes, we try to keep technical discussions out of here, but even those occur at times.
It is also a place where we come to get help from others when we actually find ourselves slightly outside of our own wheelhouse.
October 11, 2018 at 12:46 pm
FWIW, for both the vendor of this forum software (InstantASP) and the few others we've talked to, this is the longest thread anyone has ever seen.
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October 11, 2018 at 12:50 pm
Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:41 PMSome of us have been here since the beginning. This is where some friendships have been forged as well as learning quite a bit about each other outside of our SQL jobs.
Learned some about beers, war bows, photography, cooking, music, martial arts, and other things.Yes, we try to keep technical discussions out of here, but even those occur at times.
It is also a place where we come to get help from others when we actually find ourselves slightly outside of our own wheelhouse.
I know... 😉 I was kidding.... I have been here for a little while .
<hr noshade size=1 width=250 color=#BBC8E5> Regards,Jeffery Williams http://www.linkedin.com/in/jwilliamsoh
October 11, 2018 at 12:53 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:46 PMFWIW, for both the vendor of this forum software (InstantASP) and the few others we've talked to, this is the longest thread anyone has ever seen.
Challenge accepted!
Quick everyone! To the bug dude thread!
:hehe:
October 11, 2018 at 12:59 pm
jasona.work - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:53 PMSteve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:46 PMFWIW, for both the vendor of this forum software (InstantASP) and the few others we've talked to, this is the longest thread anyone has ever seen.Challenge accepted!
Quick everyone! To the bug dude thread!
:hehe:
Right. It would go like this:
Bug Dude: I have posted everything except my view. Why does command 1 and 3 run quickly but command 2 and 4 run 18 seconds slower.
One of Us: Post the View
Bug Dude: I can't, it is proprietary and the only way to reproduce the bug the M$ will pay me 2 years salary to get.
One of Us: No they won't. Post the view.
Bug Dude: Can't and won't.
forever and ever......
October 11, 2018 at 12:59 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:46 PMFWIW, for both the vendor of this forum software (InstantASP) and the few others we've talked to, this is the longest thread anyone has ever seen.
And they say us programmers are not social!!!
<hr noshade size=1 width=250 color=#BBC8E5> Regards,Jeffery Williams http://www.linkedin.com/in/jwilliamsoh
October 11, 2018 at 1:00 pm
Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:59 PMRight. It would go like this:Bug Dude: I have posted everything except my view. Why does command 1 and 3 run quickly but command 2 and 4 run 18 seconds slower.
One of Us: Post the View
Bug Dude: I can't, it is proprietary and the only way to reproduce the bug the M$ will pay me 2 years salary to get.
One of Us: No they won't. Post the view.
Bug Dude: Can't and won't.
forever and ever......
Help me with this.
With what
Can't say.
lol.
<hr noshade size=1 width=250 color=#BBC8E5> Regards,Jeffery Williams http://www.linkedin.com/in/jwilliamsoh
October 11, 2018 at 1:02 pm
Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:59 PMRight. It would go like this:Bug Dude: I have posted everything except my view. Why does command 1 and 3 run quickly but command 2 and 4 run 18 seconds slower.
One of Us: Post the View
Bug Dude: I can't, it is proprietary and the only way to reproduce the bug the M$ will pay me 2 years salary to get.
One of Us: No they won't. Post the view.
Bug Dude: Can't and won't.
forever and ever......
I say we all kick in a buck, send it to him so he will show us his code, and then we can all say, YOUR CODE SUCKS.
Michael L John
If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
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http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/
October 11, 2018 at 1:03 pm
Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:59 PMRight. It would go like this:Bug Dude: I have posted everything except my view. Why does command 1 and 3 run quickly but command 2 and 4 run 18 seconds slower.
One of Us: Post the View
Bug Dude: I can't, it is proprietary and the only way to reproduce the bug the M$ will pay me 2 years salary to get.
One of Us: No they won't. Post the view.
Bug Dude: Can't and won't.
forever and ever......
We could take turns, one person each day (except on the weekends) gets stuck with replying to bug dude.
Seeing as most of us have already had our turn in the well, it's Steve's turn tomorrow.
😀
October 11, 2018 at 1:04 pm
Michael L John - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:02 PMI say we all kick in a buck, send it to him so he will show us his code, and then we can all say, YOUR CODE SUCKS.
As long as we can use Monopoly money, sure.
October 11, 2018 at 1:08 pm
jasona.work - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:03 PMWe could take turns, one person each day (except on the weekends) gets stuck with replying to bug dude.
Seeing as most of us have already had our turn in the well, it's Steve's turn tomorrow.
😀
Well, I plan to be out of contact starting this evening. Oldest daughters' birthday then flying to Providence, RI for the weekend with the youngest. It is JWU's Homecoming/Family Weekend.
October 11, 2018 at 1:13 pm
jasona.work - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:04 PMAs long as we can use Monopoly money, sure.
Hey, we have his bank account. We can put a buck in, and as soon as he shows the code, take it back out!
Michael L John
If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
To properly post on a forum:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/
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