Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Well "Today's Random Word!" thread is trying to catch up this one.

  • Michael L John - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:13 PM

    Hey, we have his bank account.  We can put a buck in, and as soon as he shows the code, take it back out!

    I must have missed that post.

  • Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:14 PM

    Michael L John - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:13 PM

    Hey, we have his bank account.  We can put a buck in, and as soon as he shows the code, take it back out!

    I must have missed that post.

    He edited it out after people told him that posting bank account details is ... not smart.
    (And then he needed help and hand-holding to find out how to actually edit a post, but eventually the details were removed)


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  • Hugo Kornelis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:18 PM

    He edited it out after people told him that posting bank account details is ... not smart.
    (And then he needed help and hand-holding to find out how to actually edit a post, but eventually the details were removed)

    That explains why I couldn't find it when I went scrolling back.  Doesn't surprise me he needed help to edit and remove the information, after all he thinks he found a bug in the SQL Server database engine after spending 2 years on it.

  • Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:08 PM

    Well, I plan to be out of contact starting this evening.  Oldest daughters' birthday then flying to Providence, RI for the weekend with the youngest.  It is JWU's Homecoming/Family Weekend.

    Very nice congrats and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

    <hr noshade size=1 width=250 color=#BBC8E5> Regards,Jeffery Williams http://www.linkedin.com/in/jwilliamsoh

  • Hugo Kornelis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:18 PM

    He edited it out after people told him that posting bank account details is ... not smart.
    (And then he needed help and hand-holding to find out how to actually edit a post, but eventually the details were removed)

    Wait, what?

    <hr noshade size=1 width=250 color=#BBC8E5> Regards,Jeffery Williams http://www.linkedin.com/in/jwilliamsoh

  • Jeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:30 PM

    Hugo Kornelis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:18 PM

    He edited it out after people told him that posting bank account details is ... not smart.
    (And then he needed help and hand-holding to find out how to actually edit a post, but eventually the details were removed)

    Wait, what?

    Oh, you missed that part.  Thankfully it was only up for a few minutes thanks to Brandie.

    Michael L John
    If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
    To properly post on a forum:
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  • Michael L John - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:37 PM

    Jeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:30 PM

    Hugo Kornelis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:18 PM

    He edited it out after people told him that posting bank account details is ... not smart.
    (And then he needed help and hand-holding to find out how to actually edit a post, but eventually the details were removed)

    Wait, what?

    Oh, you missed that part.  Thankfully it was only up for a few minutes thanks to Brandie.

    Why in the world would someone post their bank account information?

    <hr noshade size=1 width=250 color=#BBC8E5> Regards,Jeffery Williams http://www.linkedin.com/in/jwilliamsoh

  • Jeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:40 PM

    Michael L John - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:37 PM

    Jeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:30 PM

    Hugo Kornelis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:18 PM

    He edited it out after people told him that posting bank account details is ... not smart.
    (And then he needed help and hand-holding to find out how to actually edit a post, but eventually the details were removed)

    Wait, what?

    Oh, you missed that part.  Thankfully it was only up for a few minutes thanks to Brandie.

    Why in the world would someone post their bank account information?

    Go read the topic, you'll see how that could happen...

  • Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:29 PM

    You all must be using 10 posts per page.

    3129 for me, and I'm on 20 posts per view. So, that's about 62,600 posts in this one topic. That's pretty impressive to be honest.

    Thom~

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  • Jeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:40 PM

    Michael L John - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:37 PM

    Jeffery Williams - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:30 PM

    Hugo Kornelis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:18 PM

    He edited it out after people told him that posting bank account details is ... not smart.
    (And then he needed help and hand-holding to find out how to actually edit a post, but eventually the details were removed)

    Wait, what?

    Oh, you missed that part.  Thankfully it was only up for a few minutes thanks to Brandie.

    Why in the world would someone post their bank account information?

    I remember a while back someone posted PHI.  I called him out on it.  His excuse was "he changed the names, so it was okay to use it."  Like that excused him from breaking the law.

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  • Hugo Kornelis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 11:13 AM

    Grant Fritchey - Thursday, October 11, 2018 11:11 AM

    Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 10:59 AM

    He called it a night, and I am leaving the thread.  I have already unsubscribed from it.
    I did paraphrase the Terminator in my last post: "I won't be back!"

    I'm still watching. I've abandoned any chance of support or help, so now it's cool looking train wreck.

    I was tempted to comment when he felt the need to explain to us that it's possible for a view to return the same columns as a table.
    I held back.

    (Aren't you proud of me now?)

    NO!

    We're friends for crying out loud. You should be meaner to that person. Ha!

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  • Grant Fritchey - Thursday, October 11, 2018 3:21 PM

    Hugo Kornelis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 11:13 AM

    Grant Fritchey - Thursday, October 11, 2018 11:11 AM

    Lynn Pettis - Thursday, October 11, 2018 10:59 AM

    He called it a night, and I am leaving the thread.  I have already unsubscribed from it.
    I did paraphrase the Terminator in my last post: "I won't be back!"

    I'm still watching. I've abandoned any chance of support or help, so now it's cool looking train wreck.

    I was tempted to comment when he felt the need to explain to us that it's possible for a view to return the same columns as a table.
    I held back.

    (Aren't you proud of me now?)

    NO!

    We're friends for crying out loud. You should be meaner to that person. Ha!

    But why would I bother being to him? I'm only mean to people when I get payed for it 😉


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  • I actually think he believed the one I posted about Bill Gates.

    Michael L John
    If you assassinate a DBA, would you pull a trigger?
    To properly post on a forum:
    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/61537/

  • and .... He's back

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